Fman99

It's 80 and sunny and it's Florida. I look for women in the stands with big jugs and little tank tops.

THE 2013 METS: WE'LL FUCK YOUR MOUTH

I follow the Moskva Down to Gorski Park Listening to the wind of change

Hideo Nomo could sling it that way.

Vic Sage wrote: Zach could take Turner's job. But can he hit a guy with a shaving cream pie? It's the intangibles, people.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: I have a weird feeling he goes on a Throbby early-season run, keeping d'Arnaud down for a little longer than the Mets may have planned... then, y'know, he starts feeling gravity's pull. 305 PAs, .235/.280/.429, 13 HR, 37 RBI, 30 R, 27 XBH How Barajasian of him.

.291/38 HR/110 RBI, impregnates every 5th woman in Bayside. Big Duda.

metirish wrote: Curtis Granderson out 10 weeks with a fractured arm..... Oh, the Grandy Man CAN'T!

Swan Swan H wrote: Fman99 wrote: I need real, live baseball, starring the Mets, in the worst way right now. This is a dark hour for me. Tomorrow at noon. Hang in there. Yay! In other news, I will be switching back to Time Warner now that they offer the NFL Network and NFL Red Zone channels, thereby allowing me to regain access to the annual 25 games per year on WPIX that Verizon FIOS FUCKFACES STILL DON'T CARRY IN SYRACUSE.

I need real, live baseball, starring the Mets, in the worst way right now. This is a dark hour for me.

Frayed Knot wrote: Brewer Mat* Gamel, who missed almost all of 2012 with a knee injury, heard a pop in that same knee during BP this past weekend and will now miss all of 2013 as well. Drafted in the 4th round out of HS in 2005, Gamel tore through the AA Southern League in 2008 and reached AAA by the end of that year. By 2009 he was Baseball America's #34 prospect heading into the year and saw his first ML call-up that September where he racked up 128 ABs. His biggest problem, prior to the injuries anyway, was that although he came up as a 3rd baseman he really wasn't one which, in Milwaukee, meant he was in a waiting line behind Prince Fielder for the other side of the diamond to open up. So he wound up spending almost all of 2010 in the minors (just 15 ML ABs) and most of 2011 as well (26 ML ABs); not the usual timeline or path for a top prospect, especially one putting up a AAA stat line of .301/.374/.512 in over 1,200 PAs across three seasons. Gamel then finally gets his chance when the Princely one skips out to Detroit, only to go on the shelf after May 1st last year and now it looks like it'll be at least April of 2014 before he plays again. At that point it'll be nearly nine years after he was drafted and more than five after reaching AAA in what seemed like just a procedural step into a regular big league job. * he spells his nickname Mat (with one T) because he spells his full name as Mathew - also with just the one T I actually had a coworker at my last gig who also was named Mathew and went by Mat as a nickname. And had his name misspelled an average of 10 times per week.

Photographer with a cock fetish. Get up off the floor, sicko.

Sorry, can't join you. Too busy participating in the latest meme. [youtube:3n2uv8qc]KwBtjEV3wnY[/youtube:3n2uv8qc]

batmagadanleadoff wrote: Edgy MD wrote: Creating, what's known in the design world, as the "infinite regression." Anybody here know about the folding Land O Lakes butter trick? Pay attention, FMan.

Fred Wilpon exclaims the Mets to be financially sound. This is the thing that burns me, though. Douchey McDouchenheimer wrote: "David is a unique player. He's an All-Star," Wilpon said. "I think David is an All-Star in all things. He's a great person. To me, he's our [Derek] Jeter." Why does he hate Mets fans so much? Ugh.

metirish wrote: After reading the thread I have no interest in reading this, he sounds like a compete asshole, not how I want to remember him. This. I don't care what your politics are, just hit the ball and/or throw strikes, for fuck's sake.

Benjamin Grimm wrote: We may be setting the bar a bit low here, but I suspect that Cowgill will prove to be better than a seven-year-old boy. "Like that's possible."

Fuck Mike Bourn, fuck Scott Boras, fuck Bud Selig. That's stupid money and we already have a bus full of outfielders who can't hit home runs.

Hey, I'm not gay either, but $5 is $5.

A Baseball City to Be Divided on Opening Day By DAVID WALDSTEIN Published: February 10, 2013 Over in Queens, the Mets will host the San Diego Padres in what some will liken to a junior varsity event. Oh, fuck off already.

Edgy MD wrote: "I certainly don�t dispute that Latin players are entitled to the same dreams and opportunities that I had, but I�m sorry: when they arrive on U.S. soil, the onus isn�t on the American players to learn Spanish. It�s on the Latin players to learn English.� I would think a Latin player would speak Latin.

Mrs. Sizemore gives me more size.

Brian Schneider hangs em up.

Pat Misch, Detroit on a minor league deal. Spent 2012 toiling for the AAA Phillies.