Willie Mays Refers to Derek Jeter as "Captain Douche" Former Met (and Giant) legend contends Yankee shortstop is an 'overrated hack with womanly hips and a sissy swing' By Adam Rubin ESPN News .... On a night where Derek Jeter tied Willie Mays for tenth all time on the hit list with 3,283 hits, and shameless YES and radio announcers sang his praises to a mostly tone deaf audience, the man he tied on that list was asked at a memorabilia show what he thought of the Bronx Bummer's accomplishment. "Look, all I'm saying is I got that many hits too. Plus, you know, way more of mine were home runs and doubles and triples than him," said Mays. "I understand, in the Bronx, Captain Douche is a big shot and all, but he didn't have to freeze his ass off at the 'Stick like I did." Jeter, seen by this reporter drinking a vinegar and water at a local juice bar, had no comment.