Edgy DC wrote: We've got a problem? Get over yourself, Homer McPoster. Yeah, that's a little overbroad. That's why I described the criteria as "binary." I would suggest a 10-point scale, where "we," "us," and "our" get a 2 and an enthusastic "Let's go, Mets." gets an 8. Ten, of course, would be, "Rawja Clemens is in Jawj's box and Rawja is coming back! Oh my goodness gracious of all the dramatic things!!" It's a scale of one to ten, for how moist Suzie Waldman's granny panties are about your team. The slushier the better.