"Matsui is a horny guy. All of us are horny, more or less. But Matsui doesn't attempt to hide the fact." Yet another win for the Japanese Everyman. Funniest line ever. It was at Seiryo High School in Kanazawa, one of Japan's famous baseball factories, that Matsui was first nicknamed "Godzilla"�a moniker which, at the time, was as much for the severe case of adolescent acne that plagued him as it was for his tape-measure blasts. That, I did not know.