Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2016

[Guest cooby classic]

Noah's family looks a little crazy period. I'd run, no matter how tame he looks



NICE DeGrom collage!

[Edgy MD]

Everybody welcome Mariel Peréz, the latest addition to our roster.

One may think marrying a high-flying star like René Rivera would be a big lifestyle change for a nice girl like Mariel, but Marielita is used to the big lights and the fast lane, being the daughter of Eddie 'La Bala' Pérez, founding member of the world famous salsa orchestra El Gran Combo de Puerto Rico. The New York Times calls them "the most popular Salsa group that has ever existed" and Wikipedia describes them as "Puerto Rico's most successful musical group," which comes as a big surprise to this Menudo fan.

Transaction	Transferred From 15-Day To 60-Day Disabled List	Added To 15-Day Disabled List	Added To 40-Wife Roster And Promoted From Las Vegas
Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#008000] Catcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/dominique-rizzo.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/britney-cobian.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/mariel-perez-rivera.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Dominique Rizzo	Britney Cobian	Mariel Peréz
DoB	Zack Wheeler's Girlfriend	Travis d'Arnaud's Girlfriend	Wife of René Rivera

YOUR Projected 2016 New York Metwives

Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/paula-colon.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/stacey-harris-degrom.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/devon-windsor.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/taylor-cain.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ellen-kramer.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Paula Colón	Stacey Harris deGrom	Devon Windsor	Taylor Cain	Ellen Kramer
Relationship	Bartolo Colón's Missus	Jacob deGrom's Missus	Matt Harvey's Girlfriend	Steven Matz's Girlfriend	Noah Syndergaard's Girlfriend
Status Notes		=#00BF00] Has Options		=#00BF00] Has Options	=#00BF00] Has Options
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/maribel-bastardo.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/whitney-simmons-blevins.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/bianca-rivas.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/henderson-mystery.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cady-reed.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Maribel Bastardo	Whitney Simmons Blevins	Bianca Rivas	Myss Mys-tery	Cady Reed
DoB	Antonio Bastardo's Missus	Jerry Blevins' Missus	Girlfriend Of Jeurys Familia	Jim Henderson's Unnamed Possibly Ex- Girlfriend	Addison Reed's Missus
Status Notes			=#00BF00] Has Options
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#008000] Catcher	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-robles.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/erin-verrett.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/tayler-francel-plawecki-2.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/mariel-perez-rivera.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lismar-cabrera.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Data Is Unclear	Erin Hunt Verrett	Tayler Francel Plawecki	Mariel Peréz	Lismar Cabrera
Relationship	Hansel Robles =#d1b48e].	Logan Verrett's Missus	Kevin Plawecki's Missus	Wife of René Rivera	Asdrubal Cabrera's Missus
Status Notes	=#00BF00]Has Options	=#00BF00] Has Options	=#00BF00] Has Options
Position Group	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-campbell.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/duda-lonely.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-flores.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/niki-walker.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-beers-wright.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Lost and Lonely?	Unattached	Unattached?	Niki Walker	Molly Beers Wright
Relationship	Eric Campbell =#d1b48e].	Lucas Duda =#d1b48e].	Wilmer Flores =#d1b48e].	Neil Walker's Missus	David Wright's Missus
Status Notes	=#00BF00]Has Options			=#00BF00]Walk Year
Position Group	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-cespedes.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/heather-something.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/magda-de-aza-mystery.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-north.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-lagares.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Son & His Mom in Cuba, but…	Heather Something	Magda de Aza	Katie North	Unknown
Relationship	Yoenis Cespedes =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Last-Known Girlfriend Of Michael Conforto	Alejandro de Aza's Mysterywife =#d1b48e].	Curtis Granderson's Alleged Girlfriend	Juan Lagares' Mysterywife =#d1b48e].
Status Notes	=#00BF00]Opt-Out Year	=#00BF00] Has Options

Also on 40-Wife Roster

Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kayleigh-mcenamy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mamas-boy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/amanda-vogel.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-montero.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/dominique-rizzo.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Kayleigh McEnamy	No Known Attachments	Amanda Vogel	Unattached?	Dominique Rizzo
Relationship	Sean Gilmartin's Girlfriend	Robert Gsellman =#d1b48e].	Seth Lugo's Girlfriend	Rafael Montero =#d1b48e].	Zack Wheeler's Girlfriend
Status Notes	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Has Options =#FF0000]On 60-Day Disabled List
Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-ynoa.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-alvarez.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cari-ellen-edgin.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goeddel.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-morris.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Dances With Himself?	Keeps It All on The Down-Low?	Cari-Ellen Edgin	Unattached?	Unattached?
Relationship	Gabriel Ynoa =#d1b48e].	Dario Alvarez =#d1b48e].	Josh Edgin's Missus	Erik Goeddel =#d1b48e].	Akeel Morris =#d1b48e].
Status Notes	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Has Options =#FF0000]On Rehab in St. Lucie	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Binghamton
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/nicole-smoker.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/milani-beaudrault-walters.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/britney-cobian.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-herrera.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-moses1.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Nicole Smoker	Milani Beaudrealt Walters	Britney Cobian	Searching For Someone Special	Katie Moses
Relationship	Josh Smoker's Missus	Jeff Walters' Missus	Travis d'Arnaud's Girlfriend	Dilson Herrera =#d1b48e].	Matt Reynolds' Beach Date
Status Notes	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Has Options =#FF0000]On 15-Day Disabled List	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Has Options
Position Group			=#0000FF] Outfielder
			[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/chelsea-jane-bradley-2.jpg[/fimg]
Name			Chelsea Jane Bradley
Relationship			Brandon Nimmo's Fiancé
Status Notes			=#00BF00]Las Vegas

Wifing Braintrust

Position	=#BF0000] Manager	=#BF0000]Hitting Coach	=#BF0000]Pitching Coach	=#BF0000]First Base Coach	=#BF0000]Third Base Coach
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/deborah-collins.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcey-long.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-warthen.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goodwin.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/valerie-scheidt-teufel.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Deborah Collins	Marcey Long	Andrea Warthen	Divorced, Best As I Can Tell	Valerie Scheidt Teufel
Relationship	Terry Collins' Missus =#d1b48e].	Kevin Long's Missus =#d1b48e].	Dan Warthen's Camera-Shy Missus	Tom Goodwin =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Tim Teufel's Missus =#d1b48e].
Position	=#BF0000]Bench Coach	=#BF0000]Bullpen Coach	=#BF0000]Ass't Batting Coach	=#BF0000]Strength and Cond. Coach	=#BF0000]Strength and Cond. Coach
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kristin-scott-camera-shy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-wanda-bones.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cindi-roessler.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/autumn-barwis.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angela-kleback-clark.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Kristin Scott	Wanda Bones	Cindi Roessler	Autumn Barwis	Angela Kleback Clarke
Relationship	Dick Scott's Camera-Shy Missus	Ricky Bones' Camera-Shy Missus	Pat Roessler's Missus =#d1b48e].	Mike Barwis' Missus =#d1b48e].	Dustin Clarke's Missus =#d1b48e].
Position		=#BF0000]Bullpen Catcher		=#BF0000]Bullpen Catcher
		[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kilimanjaro.jpg[/fimg]		[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angelina-colella.jpg[/fimg]
Name		Mount Kilimanjaro		Angelina Colella
Relationship		Dave Racaniello's One True Love		Eric Langill's (Current?) Girlfriend

Want to do something fun and clever with the place cards for your wedding? Sure you do! Well, do what René and Mariel did.

[Edgy MD]

We have an ID on the former Myss Mystery, Jim Henderson's last-known s.o. Her name is — or was, as far as we've been able to establish — Erica Cottini. She share's Jim's Western Canada background, and relocated with him to Arizona so he could train year-round to pitch his way back to the bigs. And she's our... Metwife of the Week.

She has mixed feelings about Jim's Bobblehead:

[fimg=250]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtBaV9VCEAE-MWg.jpg[/fimg]

And we know the flame was still burning as recently as Valentine's Day 2014:

[fimg=400]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgfF2sEIYAA-uSA.jpg[/fimg]

There seems to be a kiddo in the picture. I don't know how she fits in, but notice the matching sweaters.

[fimg=400]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5ukoAbCAAAhq0e.jpg[/fimg]

And when she parties, she's all about the two-piece:

[fimg=300]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BOHHU6JCEAAjhLC.jpg:large[/fimg] [fimg=300]https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/680971037274554368/JB08dJ0y.jpg[/fimg]

She's also friended up with a lot of folks I associated with his peer group coming up in the Brewer system — folks with names like Lucroy and Marcum. They don't identify themselves as a couple on social media, but she's chatted with other folks named Henderson recently, so I hope it's all still going on. For one, they have a history of putting pineapple and stuff on pizza.

[fimg=400]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXedlmsCcAAufDF.jpg[/fimg]

Erica, Jim, if you're still together, welcome to New York, and the best damn pizza you will ever taste.

Transaction	Newly Identified
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/erica-cottini.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Erica Cottini
DoB	Jim Henderson's Last-Known Relationship

YOUR Projected 2016 New York Metwives

Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/paula-colon.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/stacey-harris-degrom.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/devon-windsor.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/taylor-cain.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ellen-kramer.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Paula Colón	Stacey Harris deGrom	Devon Windsor	Taylor Cain	Ellen Kramer
Relationship	Bartolo Colón's Missus	Jacob deGrom's Missus	Matt Harvey's Girlfriend	Steven Matz's Girlfriend	Noah Syndergaard's Girlfriend
Status Notes		=#00BF00] Has Options		=#00BF00] Has Options	=#00BF00] Has Options
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/maribel-bastardo.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/whitney-simmons-blevins.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/bianca-rivas.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/erica-cottini.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cady-reed.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Maribel Bastardo	Whitney Simmons Blevins	Bianca Rivas	Erica Cottini	Cady Reed
DoB	Antonio Bastardo's Missus =#d1b48e].	Jerry Blevins' Missus =#d1b48e].	Girlfriend Of Jeurys Familia =#d1b48e].	Jim Henderson's Last-Known Relationship	Addison Reed's Missus =#d1b48e].
Status Notes			=#00BF00] Has Options
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#008000] Catcher	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-robles.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/erin-verrett.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/tayler-francel-plawecki-2.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/mariel-perez-rivera.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lismar-cabrera.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Data Is Unclear	Erin Hunt Verrett	Tayler Francel Plawecki	Mariel Peréz	Lismar Cabrera
Relationship	Hansel Robles =#d1b48e].	Logan Verrett's Missus	Kevin Plawecki's Missus	Wife of René Rivera	Asdrubal Cabrera's Missus
Status Notes	=#00BF00]Has Options	=#00BF00] Has Options	=#00BF00] Has Options
Position Group	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-campbell.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/duda-lonely.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-flores.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/niki-walker.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-beers-wright.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Lost and Lonely?	Unattached	Unattached?	Niki Walker	Molly Beers Wright
Relationship	Eric Campbell =#d1b48e].	Lucas Duda =#d1b48e].	Wilmer Flores =#d1b48e].	Neil Walker's Missus	David Wright's Missus
Status Notes	=#00BF00]Has Options			=#00BF00]Walk Year
Position Group	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-cespedes.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/heather-something.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/magda-de-aza-mystery.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-north.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-lagares.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Son & His Mom in Cuba, but…	Heather Something	Magda de Aza	Katie North	Unknown
Relationship	Yoenis Cespedes =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Last-Known Girlfriend Of Michael Conforto	Alejandro de Aza's Mysterywife =#d1b48e].	Curtis Granderson's Alleged Girlfriend	Juan Lagares' Mysterywife =#d1b48e].
Status Notes	=#00BF00]Opt-Out Year	=#00BF00] Has Options

Also on 40-Wife Roster

Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kayleigh-mcenamy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mamas-boy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/amanda-vogel.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-montero.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/dominique-rizzo.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Kayleigh McEnamy	No Known Attachments	Amanda Vogel	Unattached?	Dominique Rizzo
Relationship	Sean Gilmartin's Girlfriend	Robert Gsellman =#d1b48e].	Seth Lugo's Girlfriend	Rafael Montero =#d1b48e].	Zack Wheeler's Girlfriend
Status Notes	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Has Options =#FF0000]On 60-Day Disabled List
Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-ynoa.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-alvarez.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cari-ellen-edgin.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goeddel.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-morris.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Dances With Himself?	Keeps It All on The Down-Low?	Cari-Ellen Edgin	Unattached?	Unattached?
Relationship	Gabriel Ynoa =#d1b48e].	Dario Alvarez =#d1b48e].	Josh Edgin's Missus	Erik Goeddel =#d1b48e].	Akeel Morris =#d1b48e].
Status Notes	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Has Options =#FF0000]On Rehab in St. Lucie	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Binghamton
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/nicole-smoker.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/milani-beaudrault-walters.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/britney-cobian.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-herrera.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-moses1.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Nicole Smoker	Milani Beaudrealt Walters	Britney Cobian	Searching For Someone Special	Katie Moses
Relationship	Josh Smoker's Missus	Jeff Walters' Missus	Travis d'Arnaud's Girlfriend	Dilson Herrera =#d1b48e].	Matt Reynolds' Beach Date
Status Notes	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Has Options =#FF0000]On 15-Day Disabled List	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Has Options
Position Group			=#0000FF] Outfielder
			[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/chelsea-jane-bradley-2.jpg[/fimg]
Name			Chelsea Jane Bradley
Relationship			Brandon Nimmo's Fiancé
Status Notes			=#00BF00]Las Vegas

Wifing Braintrust

Position	=#BF0000] Manager	=#BF0000]Hitting Coach	=#BF0000]Pitching Coach	=#BF0000]First Base Coach	=#BF0000]Third Base Coach
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/deborah-collins.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcey-long.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-warthen.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goodwin.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/valerie-scheidt-teufel.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Deborah Collins	Marcey Long	Andrea Warthen	Divorced, Best As I Can Tell	Valerie Scheidt Teufel
Relationship	Terry Collins' Missus =#d1b48e].	Kevin Long's Missus =#d1b48e].	Dan Warthen's Camera-Shy Missus	Tom Goodwin =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Tim Teufel's Missus =#d1b48e].
Position	=#BF0000]Bench Coach	=#BF0000]Bullpen Coach	=#BF0000]Ass't Batting Coach	=#BF0000]Strength and Cond. Coach	=#BF0000]Strength and Cond. Coach
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kristin-scott-camera-shy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-wanda-bones.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cindi-roessler.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/autumn-barwis.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angela-kleback-clark.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Kristin Scott	Wanda Bones	Cindi Roessler	Autumn Barwis	Angela Kleback Clarke
Relationship	Dick Scott's Camera-Shy Missus	Ricky Bones' Camera-Shy Missus	Pat Roessler's Missus =#d1b48e].	Mike Barwis' Missus =#d1b48e].	Dustin Clarke's Missus =#d1b48e].
Position		=#BF0000]Bullpen Catcher		=#BF0000]Bullpen Catcher
		[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kilimanjaro.jpg[/fimg]		[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angelina-colella.jpg[/fimg]
Name		Mount Kilimanjaro		Angelina Colella
Relationship		Dave Racaniello's One True Love		Eric Langill's (Current?) Girlfriend

[dinosaur jesus]

Erica and the kid are wearing Hudson's Bay Company sweaters. Showing their Canadian pride.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Quality slice of Wifey-Watching there.

[Benjamin Grimm]

This thread is so consistently creepy!

[Edgy MD]

I like the Carli-Ellen Edgin shot. It's like she's looking back at you looking at her. She knows what you're up to!

[Edgy MD]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: This thread is so consistently creepy!

We can't expect these wives to just go on watching themselves!

[Guest themetfairy]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: This thread is so consistently creepy!

I tend to agree.

[Edgy MD]

I'm happy to drop it if that's the will of the room.

For what it's worth, I try to keep it honorable, using public-facing photos, and avoiding skin shots and anything drunk or embarrassing. I just try to look at it as the family being part of the story.

I realize that the WAG cultural movement is full of ogling, gold-digging, trophy-polishing, paparazzi chasing, objectifying and other more dehumanizing stuff. I realize too that the thread lives on a fine line (and one I'm sure I've crossed) but I don't want this to be that.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I feel like WW deftly traverses the razor's edge, its about the most brilliant accomplishment we've ever made as a forum.

[Benjamin Grimm]

I'm not suggesting it should be dropped. But stuff like this seems pretty stalkerish to me:

Edgy MD wrote: And we know the flame was still burning as recently as Valentine's Day 2014: [fimg=400]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgfF2sEIYAA-uSA.jpg[/fimg]

However, I think the finds-it-creepy faction is the minority opinion.

[Guest d'Kong76]

To me it's 50% creepy, 50% entertaining and 50% hilarious. I don't follow
closely but I'm sure we'd hear from someone if lines are crossed.

So long as we stay away from, "here's one I took of Gwen Gollywack on
Mad Ave on her way back from Victoria Secret" I think we're ok haha.

[soupcan]

I'm pro-WW.

[Frayed Knot]

Creepy in concept but not in execution.
at least not so far

[Centerfield]

Come on guys. This is definitely creepy.

If we were to invite Jim Henderson over, one of us would have to run home first and hide this thread.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Centerfield wrote: Come on guys. This is definitely creepy. If we were to invite Jim Henderson over, one of us would have to run home first and hide this thread.

Nah. I'd ask him to look over WW and be sure it's up-to-date and accurate.

[Lefty Specialist]

Not entirely creepy......but I never browse this thread when my wife's around.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Word on the tweet is the Mets are ok with Wifey Watch, but if there are
thoughts of starting Sister Watch there's going to be trouble.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Lefty Specialist wrote: Not entirely creepy......but I never browse this thread when my wife's around.

"Who's that???"
"Gwen Gollywack, AAA pitcher for the Mets' girlfriend. Hot, huh?"

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

d'Kong76 wrote: Word on the tweet is the Mets are ok with Wifey Watch, but if there are thoughts of starting Sister Watch there's going to be trouble.

It's not Kid Watch, neither. It's Nancy Seaver for the digital age is all.

[Guest d'Kong76]

year.

[Edgy MD]

I would look a lot less creepy if I showed you what I didn't post.

But then I'd look a lot more creepy.

[Fman99]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: This thread is so consistently creepy!

I really am happy to have other people putting out a creepy CPF vibe, and doing so WAY less ironically than I do it. Keep those two piece pics coming broseph!

[Frayed Knot]

#Met-wives-matter

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Edgy MD wrote: I would look a lot less creepy if I showed you what I didn't post. But then I'd look a lot more creepy.

[smiles brightly, with mouth only]

[backs slowly toward exit]

[Edgy MD]

My random number generator gave me a 36, which means Dave Racaniello. And as we know, Dave Racaniello is a mystery. The only romance we know about is his bromance with David Wright, having lived with Sugarpants until Molly came on the scene. He's literate, he's generous with sharing bullpen baseballs with kids, and he's committed great feats of strength, including the NYC Marathon multiple times, biking to spring training, climbing Mount Kilimanjaro, and breaking the Philly cheesesteak record.

It must be tough, being a Met-but-not-a-Met, wondering if any companion interested in you is truly interested in you for you, or merely looking to trade up to a "real" Met. Last I checked, he was a Stamford resident, which puts him in the swinging suburban orbit of fellow Italian-American quasi-Mets figures like Bobby Valentine and Lee Mazzilli, but a little bit too far from the bright lights of his old buddy Wright. And more to our point, too far from the newspapers that might otherwise like to report about bullpen catcher romance.

Next time you're in Stamford while the Mets are in town, swing by Pellicci's some night after a game and let us know who Dave might be dining with. For all we know, he's been married three times.

[Lefty Specialist]

So, in other words, we should stalk him?

[Edgy MD]

Well, MFS62 should certainly.

[Edgy MD]

Catching up on a buncha recent transacties. A lot of lonely guys here. And then along came Loney.

Transaction	Claimed On Wifey Waivers By Atlanta	Transferred To Las Vegas On Rehab Assignment	Designated For Wifey Assignment	Demoted to Las Vegas	Placed On Wifey DL
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-alvarez.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cari-ellen-edgin.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/milani-beaudrault-walters.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-campbell.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/duda-lonely.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Keeps It All on The Down-Low?	Cari-Ellen Edgin	Milani Beaudrealt Walters	Lost and Lonely?	Unattached
DoB	Dario Alvarez =#d1b48e].	Josh Edgin's Missus	Jeff Walters' Missus	Eric Campbell =#d1b48e].	Lucas Duda =#d1b48e].
Transaction	Placed On — And Removed — From DL	Added To Roster And Promoted From Las Vegas	Promoted From Las Vegas	Promoted From — And Demoted To — Las Vegas
Position Group	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-flores.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-kelly.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/nadia-loney.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-moses1.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Unattached?	Married... To Being Funny!	Nadia Loney	Katie Moses
DoB	Wilmer Flores =#d1b48e].	Ty Kelly =#d1b48e].	Wife of James Loney	Matt Reynolds' Beach Date

YOUR Projected 2016 New York Metwives

Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/paula-colon.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/stacey-harris-degrom.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/devon-windsor.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/taylor-cain.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ellen-kramer.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Paula Colón	Stacey Harris deGrom	Devon Windsor	Taylor Cain	Ellen Kramer
Relationship	Bartolo Colón's Missus	Jacob deGrom's Missus	Matt Harvey's Girlfriend	Steven Matz's Girlfriend	Noah Syndergaard's Girlfriend
Status Notes		=#00BF00] Has Options		=#00BF00] Has Options	=#00BF00] Has Options
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/maribel-bastardo.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/whitney-simmons-blevins.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/bianca-rivas.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/erica-cottini.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cady-reed.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Maribel Bastardo	Whitney Simmons Blevins	Bianca Rivas	Erica Cottini	Cady Reed
DoB	Antonio Bastardo's Missus =#d1b48e].	Jerry Blevins' Missus =#d1b48e].	Girlfriend Of Jeurys Familia =#d1b48e].	Jim Henderson's Last-Known Relationship	Addison Reed's Missus =#d1b48e].
Status Notes			=#00BF00] Has Options
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#008000] Catcher	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-robles.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/erin-verrett.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/tayler-francel-plawecki-2.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/mariel-perez-rivera.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lismar-cabrera.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Data Is Unclear	Erin Hunt Verrett	Tayler Francel Plawecki	Mariel Peréz	Lismar Cabrera
Relationship	Hansel Robles =#d1b48e].	Logan Verrett's Missus	Kevin Plawecki's Missus	Wife of René Rivera	Asdrubal Cabrera's Missus
Status Notes	=#00BF00]Has Options	=#00BF00] Has Options	=#00BF00] Has Options
Position Group	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-flores.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-kelly.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/nadia-loney.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/niki-walker.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-beers-wright.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Unattached?	Married... To Being Funny!	Nadia Loney	Niki Walker	Molly Beers Wright
Relationship	Wilmer Flores =#d1b48e].	Ty Kelly =#d1b48e].	Wife of James Loney	Neil Walker's Missus	David Wright's Missus
Status Notes		=#00BF00] Has Options		=#00BF00]Walk Year
Position Group	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/heather-something.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/magda-de-aza-mystery.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-north.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-lagares.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-cespedes.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Heather Something	Magda de Aza	Katie North	Unknown	Son & His Mom in Cuba, but…
Relationship	Last-Known Girlfriend Of Michael Conforto	Alejandro de Aza's Mysterywife =#d1b48e].	Curtis Granderson's Alleged Girlfriend	Juan Lagares' Mysterywife =#d1b48e].	Yoenis Cespedes =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].
Status Notes	=#00BF00] Has Options				=#00BF00]Opt-Out Year

Also on 40-Wife Roster

Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kayleigh-mcenamy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mamas-boy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/amanda-vogel.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-montero.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/dominique-rizzo.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Kayleigh McEnamy	No Known Attachments	Amanda Vogel	Unattached?	Dominique Rizzo
Relationship	Sean Gilmartin's Girlfriend	Robert Gsellman =#d1b48e].	Seth Lugo's Girlfriend	Rafael Montero =#d1b48e].	Zack Wheeler's Girlfriend
Status Notes	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Has Options =#FF0000]On 60-Day Disabled List
Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-ynoa.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cari-ellen-edgin.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goeddel.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-morris.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/duda-lonely.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Dances With Himself?	Cari-Ellen Edgin	Unattached?	Unattached?	Unattached
Relationship	Gabriel Ynoa =#d1b48e].	Josh Edgin's Missus	Erik Goeddel =#d1b48e].	Akeel Morris =#d1b48e].	Lucas Duda =#d1b48e].
Status Notes	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#FF0000]On Rehab in Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Binghamton	=#FF0000]On 15-Day Disabled List
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/nicole-smoker.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/britney-cobian.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-campbell.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-herrera.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-moses1.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Nicole Smoker	Britney Cobian	Lost and Lonely?	Searching For Someone Special	Katie Moses
Relationship	Josh Smoker's Missus	Travis d'Arnaud's Girlfriend	Eric Campbell =#d1b48e].	Dilson Herrera =#d1b48e].	Matt Reynolds' Beach Date
Status Notes	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#FF0000]On 15-Day Disabled List	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Las Vegas	=#00BF00]Has Options
Position Group			=#0000FF] Outfielder
			[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/chelsea-jane-bradley-2.jpg[/fimg]
Name			Chelsea Jane Bradley
Relationship			Brandon Nimmo's Fiancé
Status Notes			=#00BF00]Las Vegas

Designated for Wifey Assignment

Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/milani-beaudrault-walters.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Milani Beaudrealt Walters
DoB	Jeff Walters' Missus

Wifing Braintrust

Position	=#BF0000] Manager	=#BF0000]Hitting Coach	=#BF0000]Pitching Coach	=#BF0000]First Base Coach	=#BF0000]Third Base Coach
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/deborah-collins.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcey-long.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-warthen.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goodwin.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/valerie-scheidt-teufel.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Deborah Collins	Marcey Long	Andrea Warthen	Divorced, Best As I Can Tell	Valerie Scheidt Teufel
Relationship	Terry Collins' Missus =#d1b48e].	Kevin Long's Missus =#d1b48e].	Dan Warthen's Camera-Shy Missus	Tom Goodwin =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Tim Teufel's Missus =#d1b48e].
Position	=#BF0000]Bench Coach	=#BF0000]Bullpen Coach	=#BF0000]Ass't Batting Coach	=#BF0000]Strength and Cond. Coach	=#BF0000]Strength and Cond. Coach
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kristin-scott-camera-shy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-wanda-bones.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cindi-roessler.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/autumn-barwis.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angela-kleback-clark.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Kristin Scott	Wanda Bones	Cindi Roessler	Autumn Barwis	Angela Kleback Clarke
Relationship	Dick Scott's Camera-Shy Missus	Ricky Bones' Camera-Shy Missus	Pat Roessler's Missus =#d1b48e].	Mike Barwis' Missus =#d1b48e].	Dustin Clarke's Missus =#d1b48e].
Position		=#BF0000]Bullpen Catcher		=#BF0000]Bullpen Catcher
		[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kilimanjaro.jpg[/fimg]		[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angelina-colella.jpg[/fimg]
Name		Mount Kilimanjaro		Angelina Colella
Relationship		Dave Racaniello's One True Love		Eric Langill's (Current?) Girlfriend