Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2016

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

That is... extensive.

[Edgy MD]

Yes. Please use responsibly.

Or, as David Letterman used to say, this is for entertainment purposes only. No wagering.

[TransMonk]

[Edgy MD]

We still have a lot of incomplete information. Feel free to pursue:

Projected Roster
Goeddel
Morris
Duda
Flores
Tejada
Cespedes
Conforto
de Aza
Granderson
Lagares

Also on 40-Man
Gsellman
Montero
Ynoa
Alvarez
Robles
Campbell
Herrera
Reynolds

Also in Camp
Below
Pimentel
Bradford
Henderson
Sewald
Thornton
Gomez
Monell
Cecchini
Kelly
Smith
Taijeron

Amazin' how in this day and age, a vet like Grandy Man can keep things in the closet. (The reports we have on him are just speculative stuff from a gossip site.) Younger guys are actually easier to dig up because, despite not having a decade in the spotlight, they are more open with their lives through social media.

Young Latinos are near impossible, because they spend the offseason out of the country doing their own thing, away from the American electronic media. Jerks.

[Benjamin Grimm]

What kind of speculation has there been about Curtis Granderson? Is it about him and Katie North? Or about him and Sam Champion?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I heard a rumor he's into field hockey players.

[Edgy MD]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: What kind of speculation has there been about Curtis Granderson? Is it about him and Katie North? Or about him and Sam Champion?

He and Ms. North. I'm not ready to trust my source.

[Edgy MD]

Let us take a moment to bid farewell and recall our memories of Maegan Parnell.

[Benjamin Grimm]

What's the dog's name?

[Edgy MD]

That may be a grown-up Abby, but I know they had a second they adopted.

[fimg=500]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.455387.1314605662!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/amd-parnell1-jpg.jpg[/fimg]

[ashie62]

deGrom's wife remiinds me of Jessica Simpson.

[MFS62]

Edgy MD wrote: Yes. Please use responsibly. Or, as David Letterman used to say, this is for entertainment purposes only. No wagering.

It is a true labor of love.
Great job.
Thanks.
Later

[Edgy MD]

Roster rounded out with coachwives.

YOUR Projected 2016 New York Metwives

Position Group	Starting Pitcher	Starting Pitcher	Starting Pitcher	Starting Pitcher	Starting Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/paula-colon.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/stacey-harris-degrom.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/devon-windsor.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/taylor-cain.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ellen-kramer.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Paula Colón	Stacey Harris deGrom	Devon Windsor	Taylor Cain	Ellen Kramer
Relationship	Bartolo Colón's Missus	Jacob deGrom's Missus	Matt Harvey's Girlfriend	Steven Matz's Girlfriend	Noah Syndergaard's Girlfriend
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/maribel-bastardo.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/whitney-simmons-blevins.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/bianca-rivas.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goeddel.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cady-reed.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Maribel Bastardo	Whitney Simmons Blevins	Bianca Rivas	Unattached?	Cady Reed
DoB	Antonio Bastardo's Missus	Jerry Blevins' Missus	Jeurys Familia's Girlfriend	Erik Goeddel =#d1b48e].	Addison Reed's Missus
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-morris.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/erin-verrett.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/britney-cobian.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/tayler-francel-plawecki-2.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/duda-lonely.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Unattached?	Erin Hunt Verrett	Britney Cobian	Tayler Francel Plawecki	Unattached
Relationship	Akeel Morris =#d1b48e].	Logan Verrett's Missus	Travis d'Arnaud's Girlfriend	Kevin Plawecki's Missus	Lucas Duda =#d1b48e].
Position Group	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-flores.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lismar-cabrera.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/tejada-mystery.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/niki-walker.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-beers-wright.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Unattached?	Lismar Cabrera	Somebody Had That Baby	Niki Walker	Molly Beers Wright
Relationship	Wilmer Flores =#d1b48e].	Asdrubal Cabrera's Missus	Ruben Tejada =#d1b48e].	Neil Walker's Missus	David Wright's Missus
Position Group	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-cespedes.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/heather-something.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/magda-de-aza-mystery.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-north.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-lagares.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Son & His Mom in Cuba, but…	Heather Something	Magda de Aza	Katie North	Unknown
Relationship	Yoenis Cespedes =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Michael Conforto's Last-Known Girlfriend	Alejandro de Aza's Mysterywife =#d1b48e].	Curtis Granderson's Alleged Girlfriend	Juan Lagares' Mysterywife =#d1b48e].

Also on 40-Wife Roster

Position Group	Starting Pitcher	Starting Pitcher	Starting Pitcher	Starting Pitcher	Starting Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kayleigh-mcenamy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mamas-boy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/amanda-vogel.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-montero.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/dominique-rizzo.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Kayleigh McEnamy	No Known Attachments	Amanda Vogel	Unattached?	Dominique Rizzo
Relationship	Sean Gilmartin's Girlfriend	Robert Gsellman =#d1b48e].	Seth Lugo's Girlfriend	Rafael Montero =#d1b48e].	Zack Wheeler's Girlfriend
Position Group	Starting Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-ynoa.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-alvarez.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cari-ellen-edgin.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-robles.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/nicole-smoker.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Dances With Himself?	Keeps It All on The Down-Low?	Cari-Ellen Edgin	Data Is Unclear	Nicole Smoker
Relationship	Gabriel Ynoa =#d1b48e].	Dario Alvarez =#d1b48e].	Josh Edgin's Missus	Hansel Robles =#d1b48e].	Josh Smoker's Missus
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/milani-beaudrault-walters.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-campbell.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-herrera.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-moses1.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/chelsea-jane-bradley-2.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Milani Beaudrealt Walters	Lost and Lonely?	Searching For Someone Special	Katie Moses	Chelsea Jane Bradley
Relationship	Jeff Walters' Missus	Eric Campbell =#d1b48e].	Dilson Herrera =#d1b48e].	Matt Reynolds' Beach Date	Brandon Nimmo's Fiancé

Also Invited to Wifey Camp

Position Group	Starting Pitcher	Starting Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-below.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonley-pimentel.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-bradford.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/jessica-carlyle.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/henderson-mystery.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Married Only To The Game?	Always Him That Ends Up Getting Wet?	Loves Only His Country?	Jessica Carlyle	Myss Mys-tery
Relationship	Duane Below =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Stolmy Pimentel =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Chasen Bradford =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Buddy Carlyle's Missus =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Jim Henderson's Unnamed Possibly Ex- Girlfriend
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#008000] Catcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-hopcraft.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-thornton.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ashley-ashley.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcela-carillo.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/gomez-mystery.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Molly Hopcraft	Waiting For The One?	Ashley Ashley	Marcela Carillo	Mystery Barbecue Girl
Relationship	Paul Sewald's Beach Date	Zach Thornton =#d1b48e].	Nevin Ashley's Missus	Xorge Carillo's Fiancé	Raywilly Gomez's Date?
Position Group	=#008000] Catcher	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-monell.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-cecchini.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-kelly.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kelcey-krauss.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/sophia-phalen.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Lonely- Assed Catcher?	Somebody Von Whats- herface?	Married... To Being Funny!	Kelcey Krauss	Sophia Phalen
Relationship	Johnny Monell =#d1b48e].	Gavin Cecchini's HS Girlfriend	Ty Kelly =#d1b48e].	Marc Krauss' Missus	Danny Muno's Girlfriend
Position Group	=#8000FF] Infielder		=#8000FF] Infielder		=#0000FF] Outfielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ashton-blanchette-rivera.jpg[/fimg]		[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-smith.jpg[/fimg]		[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-taijeron.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Ashton Blanchette Rivera		Swinging Single?		No Known Attachments
Relationship	T.J. Rivera's Wife		Dominic Smith =#d1b48e].		Travis Taijeron =#d1b48e].

Wifing Braintrust

Position	=#BF0000] Manager	=#BF0000]Hitting Coach	=#BF0000]Pitching Coach	=#BF0000]First Base Coach	=#BF0000]Third Base Coach
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/deborah-collins.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcey-long.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-warthen.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goodwin.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/valerie-scheidt-teufel.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Deborah Collins	Marcey Long	Andrea Warthen	Divorced, Best As I Can Tell	Valerie Scheidt Teufel
Relationship	Terry Collins' Missus =#d1b48e].	Kevin Long's Missus =#d1b48e].	Dan Warthen's Camera-Shy Missus	Tom Goodwin =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Tim Teufel's Missus =#d1b48e].
Position	=#BF0000]Bench Coach	=#BF0000]Bullpen Coach	=#BF0000]Ass't Batting Coach	=#BF0000]Strength and Cond. Coach	=#BF0000]Strength and Cond. Coach
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kristin-scott-camera-shy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-wanda-bones.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cindi-roessler.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/autumn-barwis.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angela-kleback-clark.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Kristin Scott	Wanda Bones	Cindi Roessler	Autumn Barwis	Angela Kleback Clarke
Relationship	Dick Scott's Camera-Shy Missus	Ricky Bones' Camera-Shy Missus	Pat Roessler's Missus =#d1b48e].	Mike Barwis' Missus =#d1b48e].	Dustin Clarke's Missus =#d1b48e].
Position		=#BF0000]Bullpen Catcher		=#BF0000]Bullpen Catcher
		[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kilimanjaro.jpg[/fimg]		[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angelina-colella.jpg[/fimg]
Name		Mount Kilimanjaro		Angelina Colella
Relationship		Dave Racaniello's One True Love		Eric Langill's (Current?) Girlfriend

[Edgy MD]

Ruben Tejada's S.O. wasn't so difficult to find after all, and their baby is a cutie. I don't have confirmation yet that they're married, but the last name she is using is a strong indicator.

I like the name "Smarlyn." I have a friend named "Arlyn," so "Smarlyn" sounds like she just got dismissed. "You want to give this job to Arlyn? Arlyn Smarlyn! That's what I say!"

Only seven mysteries left on the projected 25-man. And Morris is probably just holding a place there until some vet like Henderson asserts himself. And even if he breaks camp with the team, he could be gone after two games when Robles gets activated.

Of course, Robles' status is unclear also.

Transaction	Found
Position Group	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/smarlyn-ochoa-de-tejada.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Smarlyn Ochoa de Tejada
DoB	Ruben Tejada's Missus?

YOUR Projected 2016 New York Metwives

Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/paula-colon.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/stacey-harris-degrom.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/devon-windsor.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/taylor-cain.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ellen-kramer.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Paula Colón	Stacey Harris deGrom	Devon Windsor	Taylor Cain	Ellen Kramer
Relationship	Bartolo Colón's Missus	Jacob deGrom's Missus	Matt Harvey's Girlfriend	Steven Matz's Girlfriend	Noah Syndergaard's Girlfriend
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/maribel-bastardo.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/whitney-simmons-blevins.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/bianca-rivas.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goeddel.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cady-reed.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Maribel Bastardo	Whitney Simmons Blevins	Bianca Rivas	Unattached?	Cady Reed
DoB	Antonio Bastardo's Missus	Jerry Blevins' Missus	Jeurys Familia's Girlfriend	Erik Goeddel =#d1b48e].	Addison Reed's Missus
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-morris.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/erin-verrett.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/britney-cobian.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/tayler-francel-plawecki-2.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/duda-lonely.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Unattached?	Erin Hunt Verrett	Britney Cobian	Tayler Francel Plawecki	Unattached
Relationship	Akeel Morris =#d1b48e].	Logan Verrett's Missus	Travis d'Arnaud's Girlfriend	Kevin Plawecki's Missus	Lucas Duda =#d1b48e].
Position Group	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-flores.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lismar-cabrera.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/smarlyn-ochoa-de-tejada.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/niki-walker.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-beers-wright.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Unattached?	Lismar Cabrera	Smarlyn Ochoa de Tejada	Niki Walker	Molly Beers Wright
Relationship	Wilmer Flores =#d1b48e].	Asdrubal Cabrera's Missus	Ruben Tejada's Missus?	Neil Walker's Missus	David Wright's Missus
Position Group	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-cespedes.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/heather-something.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/magda-de-aza-mystery.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-north.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-lagares.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Son & His Mom in Cuba, but…	Heather Something	Magda de Aza	Katie North	Unknown
Relationship	Yoenis Cespedes =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Michael Conforto's Last-Known Girlfriend	Alejandro de Aza's Mysterywife =#d1b48e].	Curtis Granderson's Alleged Girlfriend	Juan Lagares' Mysterywife =#d1b48e].

Also on 40-Wife Roster

Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kayleigh-mcenamy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mamas-boy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/amanda-vogel.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-montero.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/dominique-rizzo.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Kayleigh McEnamy	No Known Attachments	Amanda Vogel	Unattached?	Dominique Rizzo
Relationship	Sean Gilmartin's Girlfriend	Robert Gsellman =#d1b48e].	Seth Lugo's Girlfriend	Rafael Montero =#d1b48e].	Zack Wheeler's Girlfriend
Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-ynoa.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-alvarez.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cari-ellen-edgin.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-robles.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/nicole-smoker.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Dances With Himself?	Keeps It All on The Down-Low?	Cari-Ellen Edgin	Data Is Unclear	Nicole Smoker
Relationship	Gabriel Ynoa =#d1b48e].	Dario Alvarez =#d1b48e].	Josh Edgin's Missus	Hansel Robles =#d1b48e].	Josh Smoker's Missus
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/milani-beaudrault-walters.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-campbell.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-herrera.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-moses1.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/chelsea-jane-bradley-2.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Milani Beaudrealt Walters	Lost and Lonely?	Searching For Someone Special	Katie Moses	Chelsea Jane Bradley
Relationship	Jeff Walters' Missus	Eric Campbell =#d1b48e].	Dilson Herrera =#d1b48e].	Matt Reynolds' Beach Date	Brandon Nimmo's Fiancé

Also Invited to Wifey Camp

Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-below.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonley-pimentel.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-bradford.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/jessica-carlyle.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/henderson-mystery.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Married Only To The Game?	Always Him That Ends Up Getting Wet?	Loves Only His Country?	Jessica Carlyle	Myss Mys-tery
Relationship	Duane Below =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Stolmy Pimentel =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Chasen Bradford =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Buddy Carlyle's Missus =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Jim Henderson's Unnamed Possibly Ex- Girlfriend
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#008000] Catcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-hopcraft.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-thornton.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ashley-ashley.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcela-carillo.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/gomez-mystery.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Molly Hopcraft	Waiting For The One?	Ashley Ashley	Marcela Carillo	Mystery Barbecue Girl
Relationship	Paul Sewald's Beach Date	Zach Thornton =#d1b48e].	Nevin Ashley's Missus	Xorge Carillo's Fiancé	Raywilly Gomez's Date?
Position Group	=#008000] Catcher	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-monell.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-cecchini.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-kelly.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kelcey-krauss.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/sophia-phalen.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Lonely- Assed Catcher?	Somebody Von Whats- herface?	Married... To Being Funny!	Kelcey Krauss	Sophia Phalen
Relationship	Johnny Monell =#d1b48e].	Gavin Cecchini's HS Girlfriend	Ty Kelly =#d1b48e].	Marc Krauss' Missus	Danny Muno's Girlfriend
Position Group	=#8000FF] Infielder		=#8000FF] Infielder		=#0000FF] Outfielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ashton-blanchette-rivera.jpg[/fimg]		[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-smith.jpg[/fimg]		[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-taijeron.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Ashton Blanchette Rivera		Swinging Single?		No Known Attachments
Relationship	T.J. Rivera's Wife		Dominic Smith =#d1b48e].		Travis Taijeron =#d1b48e].

Wifing Braintrust

Position	=#BF0000] Manager	=#BF0000]Hitting Coach	=#BF0000]Pitching Coach	=#BF0000]First Base Coach	=#BF0000]Third Base Coach
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/deborah-collins.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcey-long.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-warthen.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goodwin.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/valerie-scheidt-teufel.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Deborah Collins	Marcey Long	Andrea Warthen	Divorced, Best As I Can Tell	Valerie Scheidt Teufel
Relationship	Terry Collins' Missus =#d1b48e].	Kevin Long's Missus =#d1b48e].	Dan Warthen's Camera-Shy Missus	Tom Goodwin =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Tim Teufel's Missus =#d1b48e].
Position	=#BF0000]Bench Coach	=#BF0000]Bullpen Coach	=#BF0000]Ass't Batting Coach	=#BF0000]Strength and Cond. Coach	=#BF0000]Strength and Cond. Coach
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kristin-scott-camera-shy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-wanda-bones.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cindi-roessler.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/autumn-barwis.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angela-kleback-clark.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Kristin Scott	Wanda Bones	Cindi Roessler	Autumn Barwis	Angela Kleback Clarke
Relationship	Dick Scott's Camera-Shy Missus	Ricky Bones' Camera-Shy Missus	Pat Roessler's Missus =#d1b48e].	Mike Barwis' Missus =#d1b48e].	Dustin Clarke's Missus =#d1b48e].
Position		=#BF0000]Bullpen Catcher		=#BF0000]Bullpen Catcher
		[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kilimanjaro.jpg[/fimg]		[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angelina-colella.jpg[/fimg]
Name		Mount Kilimanjaro		Angelina Colella
Relationship		Dave Racaniello's One True Love		Eric Langill's (Current?) Girlfriend

[Theoldmole]

Are they giving deGrom a baby bonus to go along with his non-contract?

[Edgy MD]

This photo takes us back to 2012, so if she's indeed a romantic interest, her current status is unknown.

Transaction	Photo Phound
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/mets-chasen-bradford-2-copy.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Question Marque
Role	Chasen Bradford's Mystery Embracee

YOUR Projected 2016 New York Metwives

Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/paula-colon.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/stacey-harris-degrom.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/devon-windsor.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/taylor-cain.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ellen-kramer.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Paula Colón	Stacey Harris deGrom	Devon Windsor	Taylor Cain	Ellen Kramer
Relationship	Bartolo Colón's Missus	Jacob deGrom's Missus	Matt Harvey's Girlfriend	Steven Matz's Girlfriend	Noah Syndergaard's Girlfriend
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/maribel-bastardo.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/whitney-simmons-blevins.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/bianca-rivas.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goeddel.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cady-reed.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Maribel Bastardo	Whitney Simmons Blevins	Bianca Rivas	Unattached?	Cady Reed
DoB	Antonio Bastardo's Missus	Jerry Blevins' Missus	Jeurys Familia's Girlfriend	Erik Goeddel =#d1b48e].	Addison Reed's Missus
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-morris.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/erin-verrett.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/britney-cobian.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/tayler-francel-plawecki-2.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/duda-lonely.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Unattached?	Erin Hunt Verrett	Britney Cobian	Tayler Francel Plawecki	Unattached
Relationship	Akeel Morris =#d1b48e].	Logan Verrett's Missus	Travis d'Arnaud's Girlfriend	Kevin Plawecki's Missus	Lucas Duda =#d1b48e].
Position Group	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-flores.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lismar-cabrera.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/smarlyn-ochoa-de-tejada.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/niki-walker.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-beers-wright.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Unattached?	Lismar Cabrera	Smarlyn Ochoa de Tejada	Niki Walker	Molly Beers Wright
Relationship	Wilmer Flores =#d1b48e].	Asdrubal Cabrera's Missus	Ruben Tejada's Missus?	Neil Walker's Missus	David Wright's Missus
Position Group	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-cespedes.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/heather-something.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/magda-de-aza-mystery.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-north.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-lagares.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Son & His Mom in Cuba, but…	Heather Something	Magda de Aza	Katie North	Unknown
Relationship	Yoenis Cespedes =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Michael Conforto's Last-Known Girlfriend	Alejandro de Aza's Mysterywife =#d1b48e].	Curtis Granderson's Alleged Girlfriend	Juan Lagares' Mysterywife =#d1b48e].

Also on 40-Wife Roster

Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kayleigh-mcenamy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mamas-boy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/amanda-vogel.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-montero.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/dominique-rizzo.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Kayleigh McEnamy	No Known Attachments	Amanda Vogel	Unattached?	Dominique Rizzo
Relationship	Sean Gilmartin's Girlfriend	Robert Gsellman =#d1b48e].	Seth Lugo's Girlfriend	Rafael Montero =#d1b48e].	Zack Wheeler's Girlfriend
Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-ynoa.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-alvarez.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cari-ellen-edgin.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-robles.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/nicole-smoker.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Dances With Himself?	Keeps It All on The Down-Low?	Cari-Ellen Edgin	Data Is Unclear	Nicole Smoker
Relationship	Gabriel Ynoa =#d1b48e].	Dario Alvarez =#d1b48e].	Josh Edgin's Missus	Hansel Robles =#d1b48e].	Josh Smoker's Missus
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/milani-beaudrault-walters.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-campbell.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-herrera.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-moses1.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/chelsea-jane-bradley-2.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Milani Beaudrealt Walters	Lost and Lonely?	Searching For Someone Special	Katie Moses	Chelsea Jane Bradley
Relationship	Jeff Walters' Missus	Eric Campbell =#d1b48e].	Dilson Herrera =#d1b48e].	Matt Reynolds' Beach Date	Brandon Nimmo's Fiancé

Also Invited to Wifey Camp

Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-below.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonley-pimentel.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/mets-chasen-bradford-2-copy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/jessica-carlyle.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/henderson-mystery.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Married Only To The Game?	Always Him That Ends Up Getting Wet?	Question Marque	Jessica Carlyle	Myss Mys-tery
Relationship	Duane Below =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Stolmy Pimentel =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Chasen Bradford's Mystery Embracee =#d1b48e].	Buddy Carlyle's Missus =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Jim Henderson's Unnamed Possibly Ex- Girlfriend
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#008000] Catcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-hopcraft.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-thornton.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ashley-ashley.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcela-carillo.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/gomez-mystery.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Molly Hopcraft	Waiting For The One?	Ashley Ashley	Marcela Carillo	Mystery Barbecue Girl
Relationship	Paul Sewald's Beach Date	Zach Thornton =#d1b48e].	Nevin Ashley's Missus	Xorge Carillo's Fiancé	Raywilly Gomez's Date?
Position Group	=#008000] Catcher	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-monell.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-cecchini.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-kelly.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kelcey-krauss.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/sophia-phalen.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Lonely- Assed Catcher?	Somebody Von Whats- herface?	Married... To Being Funny!	Kelcey Krauss	Sophia Phalen
Relationship	Johnny Monell =#d1b48e].	Gavin Cecchini's HS Girlfriend	Ty Kelly =#d1b48e].	Marc Krauss' Missus	Danny Muno's Girlfriend
Position Group	=#8000FF] Infielder		=#8000FF] Infielder		=#0000FF] Outfielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ashton-blanchette-rivera.jpg[/fimg]		[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-smith.jpg[/fimg]		[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-taijeron.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Ashton Blanchette Rivera		Swinging Single?		No Known Attachments
Relationship	T.J. Rivera's Wife		Dominic Smith =#d1b48e].		Travis Taijeron =#d1b48e].

Wifing Braintrust

Position	=#BF0000] Manager	=#BF0000]Hitting Coach	=#BF0000]Pitching Coach	=#BF0000]First Base Coach	=#BF0000]Third Base Coach
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/deborah-collins.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcey-long.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-warthen.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goodwin.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/valerie-scheidt-teufel.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Deborah Collins	Marcey Long	Andrea Warthen	Divorced, Best As I Can Tell	Valerie Scheidt Teufel
Relationship	Terry Collins' Missus =#d1b48e].	Kevin Long's Missus =#d1b48e].	Dan Warthen's Camera-Shy Missus	Tom Goodwin =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Tim Teufel's Missus =#d1b48e].
Position	=#BF0000]Bench Coach	=#BF0000]Bullpen Coach	=#BF0000]Ass't Batting Coach	=#BF0000]Strength and Cond. Coach	=#BF0000]Strength and Cond. Coach
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kristin-scott-camera-shy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-wanda-bones.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cindi-roessler.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/autumn-barwis.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angela-kleback-clark.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Kristin Scott	Wanda Bones	Cindi Roessler	Autumn Barwis	Angela Kleback Clarke
Relationship	Dick Scott's Camera-Shy Missus	Ricky Bones' Camera-Shy Missus	Pat Roessler's Missus =#d1b48e].	Mike Barwis' Missus =#d1b48e].	Dustin Clarke's Missus =#d1b48e].
Position		=#BF0000]Bullpen Catcher		=#BF0000]Bullpen Catcher
		[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kilimanjaro.jpg[/fimg]		[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angelina-colella.jpg[/fimg]
Name		Mount Kilimanjaro		Angelina Colella
Relationship		Dave Racaniello's One True Love		Eric Langill's (Current?) Girlfriend

[Edgy MD]

Since our last update, I've learned good news and bad.

Good News: Paul Sewald and Molly Hopcraft are totally for reals. They just spent their second offseason of relationshipping. If I have her right, she's from Sacramento, but lives in Las Vegas now, but seems to still be matriculating in Arizona. She may or may not have a history of volleyball, tennis, and hip-hop dancing. If so, then Hopcraft is an appropriate name.

Bad News: Chasen Bradford is totally a playa. All the girls be sayin'. He stays up late at night trolling for them on social media, not letting them know he has a girl that he keeps on the down low. He's totally using his pro ballplayer status in search of one-night stands, but they're not as impressed by the 27-year-old minor leaguer status as he thinks they are.

Girls aren't above using him to get to his teammates though. It's a jungle out there, and Chasen be chasin'. If not for the women he's running with, show some respect for YOURSELF, Chase! (Get a new name while you're at it.)

Transaction	If She Exists, She's Been Sent To Minor League Wifey Camp	Her, Too	Sent To Minor League Wifey Camp	Removed From Projected Wifey Roster And Sent To Minor League Wifey Camp	Sent To Minor League Wifey Camp
Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-montero.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-alvarez.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/mets-chasen-bradford-2-copy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-morris.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-hopcraft.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Unattached?	Keeps It All on The Down-Low?	Question Marque	Unattached?	Molly Hopcraft
Affiliation	Rafael Montero =#d1b48e].	Dario Alvarez =#d1b48e].	Chasen Bradford's Mystery Embracee =#d1b48e].	Akeel Morris =#d1b48e].	Paul Sewald's Girlfriend
Transaction	Added To 25-Wife Projected Roster	Sent To Minor League Wifey Camp	Removed From Projected Roster And Slated To Open Season On Disabled Wifey List	Added To Projected Roster	Sent To Minor League Camp
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Outfielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/milani-beaudrault-walters.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/gomez-mystery.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lismar-cabrera.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-moses1.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/gomez-alone.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Milani Beaudrealt Walters	Mystery Barbecue Girl	Lismar Cabrera	Katie Moses	So Alone
Affiliation	Jeff Walters' Missus	Raywilly Gomez's Date?	Asdrubal Cabrera's Missus	Matt Reynolds' Beach Date	Gilbert Gomez' Current State?

YOUR Projected 2016 New York Metwives

Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/paula-colon.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/stacey-harris-degrom.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/devon-windsor.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/taylor-cain.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ellen-kramer.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Paula Colón	Stacey Harris deGrom	Devon Windsor	Taylor Cain	Ellen Kramer
Relationship	Bartolo Colón's Missus	Jacob deGrom's Missus	Matt Harvey's Girlfriend	Steven Matz's Girlfriend	Noah Syndergaard's Girlfriend
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/maribel-bastardo.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/whitney-simmons-blevins.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/bianca-rivas.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goeddel.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cady-reed.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Maribel Bastardo	Whitney Simmons Blevins	Bianca Rivas	Unattached?	Cady Reed
DoB	Antonio Bastardo's Missus	Jerry Blevins' Missus	Jeurys Familia's Girlfriend	Erik Goeddel =#d1b48e].	Addison Reed's Missus
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/erin-verrett.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/milani-beaudrault-walters.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/britney-cobian.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/tayler-francel-plawecki-2.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/duda-lonely.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Erin Hunt Verrett	Milani Beaudrealt Walters	Britney Cobian	Tayler Francel Plawecki	Unattached
Relationship	Logan Verrett's Missus	Jeff Walters' Missus	Travis d'Arnaud's Girlfriend	Kevin Plawecki's Missus	Lucas Duda =#d1b48e].
Position Group	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-flores.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-moses1.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/smarlyn-ochoa-de-tejada.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/niki-walker.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-beers-wright.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Unattached?	Katie Moses	Smarlyn Ochoa de Tejada	Niki Walker	Molly Beers Wright
Relationship	Wilmer Flores =#d1b48e].	Matt Reynolds' Beach Date	Ruben Tejada's Missus?	Neil Walker's Missus	David Wright's Missus
Position Group	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-cespedes.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/heather-something.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/magda-de-aza-mystery.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-north.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-lagares.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Son & His Mom in Cuba, but…	Heather Something	Magda de Aza	Katie North	Unknown
Relationship	Yoenis Cespedes =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Michael Conforto's Last-Known Girlfriend	Alejandro de Aza's Mysterywife =#d1b48e].	Curtis Granderson's Alleged Girlfriend	Juan Lagares' Mysterywife =#d1b48e].

Also on 40-Wife Roster

Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kayleigh-mcenamy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mamas-boy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/amanda-vogel.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-montero.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/dominique-rizzo.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Kayleigh McEnamy	No Known Attachments	Amanda Vogel	Unattached?	Dominique Rizzo
Relationship	Sean Gilmartin's Girlfriend	Robert Gsellman =#d1b48e].	Seth Lugo's Girlfriend	Rafael Montero =#d1b48e].	Zack Wheeler's Girlfriend
Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-ynoa.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-alvarez.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cari-ellen-edgin.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-morris.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-robles.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Dances With Himself?	Keeps It All on The Down-Low?	Cari-Ellen Edgin	Unattached?	Data Is Unclear
Relationship	Gabriel Ynoa =#d1b48e].	Dario Alvarez =#d1b48e].	Josh Edgin's Missus	Akeel Morris =#d1b48e].	Hansel Robles =#d1b48e].
Position Group	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/nicole-smoker.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-campbell.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lismar-cabrera.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-herrera.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/chelsea-jane-bradley-2.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Nicole Smoker	Lost and Lonely?	Lismar Cabrera	Searching For Someone Special	Chelsea Jane Bradley
Relationship	Josh Smoker's Missus	Eric Campbell =#d1b48e].	Asdrubal Cabrera's Missus	Dilson Herrera =#d1b48e].	Brandon Nimmo's Fiancé

Also Invited to Wifey Camp

Position Group	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher	=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-below.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonley-pimentel.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/jessica-carlyle.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/henderson-mystery.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-thornton.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Married Only To The Game?	Always Him That Ends Up Getting Wet?	Jessica Carlyle	Myss Mys-tery	Waiting For The One?
Relationship	Duane Below =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Stolmy Pimentel =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Buddy Carlyle's Missus =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Jim Henderson's Unnamed Possibly Ex- Girlfriend	Zach Thornton =#d1b48e].
Position Group	=#008000] Catcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#008000] Catcher	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ashley-ashley.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcela-carillo.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-monell.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-cecchini.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-kelly.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Ashley Ashley	Marcela Carillo	Lonely- Assed Catcher?	Somebody Von Whats- herface?	Married... To Being Funny!
Relationship	Nevin Ashley's Missus	Xorge Carillo's Fiancé	Johnny Monell =#d1b48e].	Gavin Cecchini's HS Girlfriend	Ty Kelly =#d1b48e].
Position Group	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#8000FF] Infielder	=#0000FF] Outfielder
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kelcey-krauss.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/sophia-phalen.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ashton-blanchette-rivera.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-smith.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/lonely-bernadina.gif[/fimg]
Name	Kelcey Krauss	Sophia Phalen	Ashton Blanchette Rivera	Swinging Single?	Attachments Unknown
Relationship	Marc Krauss' Missus	Danny Muno's Girlfriend	T.J. Rivera's Wife	Dominic Smith =#d1b48e].	Roger Bernadina =#d1b48e].
Position Group			=#0000FF] Outfielder
			[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-taijeron.jpg[/fimg]
Name			No Known Attachments
Relationship			Travis Taijeron =#d1b48e].

Position	=#BF0000] Manager	=#BF0000]Hitting Coach	=#BF0000]Pitching Coach	=#BF0000]First Base Coach	=#BF0000]Third Base Coach
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/deborah-collins.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcey-long.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-warthen.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goodwin.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/valerie-scheidt-teufel.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Deborah Collins	Marcey Long	Andrea Warthen	Divorced, Best As I Can Tell	Valerie Scheidt Teufel
Relationship	Terry Collins' Missus =#d1b48e].	Kevin Long's Missus =#d1b48e].	Dan Warthen's Camera-Shy Missus	Tom Goodwin =#d1b48e]. =#d1b48e].	Tim Teufel's Missus =#d1b48e].
Position	=#BF0000]Bench Coach	=#BF0000]Bullpen Coach	=#BF0000]Ass't Batting Coach	=#BF0000]Strength and Cond. Coach	=#BF0000]Strength and Cond. Coach
	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kristin-scott-camera-shy.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-wanda-bones.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cindi-roessler.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/autumn-barwis.jpg[/fimg]	[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angela-kleback-clark.jpg[/fimg]
Name	Kristin Scott	Wanda Bones	Cindi Roessler	Autumn Barwis	Angela Kleback Clarke
Relationship	Dick Scott's Camera-Shy Missus	Ricky Bones' Camera-Shy Missus	Pat Roessler's Missus =#d1b48e].	Mike Barwis' Missus =#d1b48e].	Dustin Clarke's Missus =#d1b48e].
Position		=#BF0000]Bullpen Catcher		=#BF0000]Bullpen Catcher
		[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kilimanjaro.jpg[/fimg]		[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angelina-colella.jpg[/fimg]
Name		Mount Kilimanjaro		Angelina Colella
Relationship		Dave Racaniello's One True Love		Eric Langill's (Current?) Girlfriend

[ashie62]

Not one male significant other? That's almost impossible.

[Edgy MD]

Metwife of the day is Paula Colón.

Ms. Colon famously celebrated the end of the 2014 season by joining her husband in becoming American citizens. Bart went out and got his 15th win the next day.



Why did they want to become Americans? It could be because they love their dentist!



Bart may have had a prior wife named Rosanna. But I think Rosanna is Paula's middle name, so I'm calling that source unreliable for the time being. It's all about Ms. Paula and her clutch handbag.

[Guest cooby classic]

No offense to Paula but she's working to hard sucking that belly in. Loosen up girl!

[Lefty Specialist]

Ha! I was going to say the same thing about Bartolo.....

[Guest cooby classic]

[Edgy MD]

Our WotD (by popular demand) is Kelcey Krauss, wife of Lucas Duda-insurance policy Marc Krauss. They have two happy daughters. Before joining the Mets family, Marc was coming up through the D-Back system with his buddy Paul Goldschmidt. When Goldie started smashing big league pitching, and Marc couldn't stick, he credited Kelsey with turning his diet around.

She's likely (and blessedly) from the schoolboy sweetheart end of the spectrum, as she graduated from the same high school as Marc (Patrick Henry HS in Hamler, OH — go, Patriots!). And she's an Ohio girl to the core, working as a medical facility administrator in Toledo. That sounds like it could make for a long offseason for this handsome family. Let's root for them.



[fimg=400]https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-8VMAEyWvCVQ/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAABc/QBZMj5qYIZA/photo.jpg[/fimg]

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[fimg=400]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrwWIWYIcAAeA5T.jpg[/fimg]

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[Guest cooby classic]

I like her!

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Congrats to preggy Stacy

Jaxon Anthony deGrom, 7 lbs, 12 oz, born 4/11

[Edgy MD]

Jaxon-with-an-X is also the name of long-time-NBA point guard Jason Williams' son:

[youtube:257y7m8b]Mtgr3OJuEf8[/youtube:257y7m8b]

[Guest cooby classic]

Anthony is a great name!

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

When I think of Jaxon I think

[Guest themetfairy]

So, when are you stalkers going to post a photo of deBaby!

[Edgy MD]

Not yet available, I would gather.

But the news of the day is enough to make the former Ms. Stacey Harris our Metwife of the Day!

[fimg=400]http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/stacey-harris-deGrom-8.jpg[/fimg]

Stacey has a similar nose to her husband and shares his vulnerability to camera-flash redeye.

[fimg=400]https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/954649_10151592265874077_162434147_n-e1444347609128.jpg?quality=65&strip=all&w=712[/fimg] [fimg=400]http://playerwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Jacob-deGrom-Wife-Stacey-Harris-pic.jpg[/fimg]

Some call jake a sucker for woman in a headband. But he knows what his lady likes too, and that's why he proposed in a sweatshirt and a golf hat.

[fimg=400]https://1minutesportsblogsnyc.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/stacey-harris-degrom-2.jpg[/fimg] [fimg=400]https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/bcmzevhiaaagumx.jpg?quality=65&strip=all&strip=all[/fimg]

Even as he ate her face, she kept the bling facing the camera. That's big league presence of mind right there. Stay with the play, Stacey.

[fimg=500]http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Jacob-DeGrom-wife-Stacey-Harris-DeGrom-engagement.jpg[/fimg]

Stacey clearly likes to go white and lacey, but for events in a barn, she knows the seventies halter dress is the move to make.



She may clean up nice, but she's no snobby society dame, having met Jacob at a bull-riding event. Being more white-picket-fence- than penthouse-oriented, she even incorporated the theme into their wedding.

[fimg=600]https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/stacey_jacob-stacey_jacob-0043a.jpg?quality=90&strip=all[/fimg]

Get a hold of yourself, Jakey! Easy on the nibbling.

Never without a winning smile, she almost made the camouflage uniform look good.



That's just an almost, Stacey. Not quite.

But hey, that doesn't mean the Big Apple doesn't hold a special place in her heart. I mean, nothing says I New York like a visit to the world famous Battery during a snow storm while the wind is hitting you from like seven directions.

[fimg=550]https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/11050158_10152750652499077_8882657991261426327_n.jpg?quality=65&strip=all&w=720[/fimg]

No glory hound she, Stacey is content with the right wing in this joyous assemblage of Metloves. That's the attitude, Stacey. Let the show come to you.



And your butt is your own bidness. Good for you.

[fimg=664]https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/metswag.jpg?[/fimg]

Who's winning the hair event?

[fimg=218]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/stacey-hair.jpg[/fimg] [fimg=218]https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/hair_degrom_main1a.jpg?quality=90&strip=all[/fimg]

I guess the smart money is on her over the long haul, but it's pretty clear he leads in the early innings. And the grace with which she handles that? Well, you can only love her more for it.

Harvey may go for heroin chic Ford models, and Syndergaard prefers his women to be at least a little crazy, but for Jacob, and now for Jaxon, I think we can all agree the ship has come in.

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