Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2016

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I think Seth & Amanda are made of stronger stuff than that. They luv each other.

[Edgy MD]

Yeah, I follow Mandy online too. She's his best friend. Well, the double play is his best friend, and then Amanda.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Anyone fluent in Morse code read Amanda's back?

[Benjamin Grimm]

I think it says, "I much fear there is trouble in the fuselage, Frederick."

[Ceetar]

running it through a translator I got some errors in either transcription or hell, maybe it's wrong, but got enough to google for

"Starve the ego, feed the soul."

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Ceetar wrote: running it through a translator I got some errors in either transcription or hell, maybe it's wrong, but got enough to google for "Starve the ego, feed the soul."

Yes that's what her caption says. Good job.

Now her shoulder: Life is a ???
??? your ??? with pride

Warm your scones with pride?
Wear your shorts with pride?

[Ceetar]

life is a battle wear your scars with pride

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Ceetar wrote: life is a battle wear your scars with pride

LOLMillennials

[Edgy MD]

Pick a wanky slogan. Scar it into your body so you can EMBODY it.

[Guest Mets Guy in Michigan]

I just don't get tattoos.

[Lefty Specialist]

On the spine? Man, that had to hurt.

I told my son to never do anything to yourself that you can't undo. Fifty years from now the kids will be laughing at Grandma's stupidity.

[Ceetar]

Lefty Specialist wrote: On the spine? Man, that had to hurt. I told my son to never do anything to yourself that you can't undo. Fifty years from now the kids will be laughing at Grandma's stupidity.

"Why didn't you get it on re-programmable nanobots so you could change the text?"

[Frayed Knot]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: I think it says, "I much fear there is trouble in the fuselage, Frederick."

Now I know what to get if I ever decide on a tat.

[Fman99]

Frayed Knot wrote: cooby wrote: That's a shitload of bridesmaids Must have been a September wedding after rosters are expanded.

My roster expands every time I check out this thread.

[Fman99]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Warm your scones with pride? Wear your shorts with pride?

If I ever get a tattoo it will say "warm your scones with pride."

[Guest themetfairy]

I actually plan on getting a (very small) Mets logo tattoo the next time they win the World Series.

Yes - there WILL be a next time!

[Edgy MD]

Hey, look what Josh and Allyson Satin did:

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[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Let's hope she gets Alyson's eyebrows and Josh's versatility.

[G-Fafif]

Former Met Bobby Abreu's former fiancee Alicia Machado is in the news, you might have noticed. They had quite a run, apparently.

[Benjamin Grimm]

We once had a whole thread devoted to Josh Satin's eyebrows

Sadly, the images posted by dinosaurjesus seem to be no longer available.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Apparently Alicia Machado, who's getting plenty of attention since Monday's presidential debate, is a former girlfriend of former Met Bobby Abreu.

[TransMonk]

(check out sex tape and past)

[G-Fafif]

G-Fafif wrote: Former Met Bobby Abreu's former fiancee Alicia Machado is in the news, you might have noticed. They had quite a run, apparently.

Bump.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Oops! Guess I missed your post! Sorry for the redundancy.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

G-Fafif wrote: G-Fafif wrote: Former Met Bobby Abreu's former fiancee Alicia Machado is in the news, you might have noticed. They had quite a run, apparently. Bump.

Every time you think you've seen the one event that perfectly crystallizes the absolute absurdity and how perfectly unfit he is, and what a crying shame so many people are rallying behind, this absolute dipshit of a man and joke of a candidate, along comes another.

He found a way to combine wild conspiracies, racism, sexism, xenophobia, unpleasant disposition and his utter stupidity into a single thing.

[G-Fafif]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: G-Fafif wrote: G-Fafif wrote: Former Met Bobby Abreu's former fiancee Alicia Machado is in the news, you might have noticed. They had quite a run, apparently. Bump. Every time you think you've seen the one event that perfectly crystallizes the absolute absurdity and how perfectly unfit he is, and what a crying shame so many people are rallying behind, this absolute dipshit of a man and joke of a candidate, along comes another. He found a way to combine wild conspiracies, racism, sexism, xenophobia, unpleasant disposition and his utter stupidity into a single thing.

But he did make it into the baseball thread that has the least to do with baseball, so there's that.

[Guest themetfairy]

I have it on good authority that Steven Matz is now engaged.

[MFS62]

themetfairy wrote: I have it on good authority that Steven Matz is now engaged.

In what?

BA DA Bing!

Later

[Edgy MD]

This is the would-be country star?

[Edgy MD]

José Reyes is back on thin ice, getting publicly shamed by his alleged mistress and mother of his alleged child.

Her music has a certain factor ... a butt factor.

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