IGT, 10/13/2015, NLDS Game 4, Matz Says Go Home

[Edgy MD]

Well, they oiled their gloves and boned their bats
So they could give their best to Steven Matz
No word of Wilpon, or calls of "Katz!"
Because the Mets had the Dodgers where they had the Nats

[Guest El Segundo Escupidor]

Edgy MD wrote: Well, they oiled their gloves and boned their bats So they could give their best to Steven Matz No word of Wilpon, or calls of "Katz!" Because the Mets had the Dodgers where they had the Nats

[Edgy MD]

And the Mets had Curtis batting first
Centerfield said he was worst
But he won Game Three with a loud outburst
May Centerfield and his kind be cursed.

David Wright he batted next
The sweetest guy was mighty vext
When he saw Tejada's leg convexed
He told me all in a private text

Batting third was Daniel M.
With occasional blips in his brain stem
He wants that ring and shiny gem
'Cuz it means more cash in his ATM

Batting fourth is Cespedes
He's frankly better than the rest o' dese
Throw him curves or throw him cheese
I just pray the Dodgers rest in peace

Catcher? Man, his name's d'Arnaud!
He hit one out of the whole chateau!
When the winter ground is white with snow
I'll recall with joy the Travis show

I gotta catch a bus.

[Ceetar]

can we fix the date on this thread?

[ashie62]

I would have to believe this might be the order of battle.

Matz 5-6 innings

Niese 1-2

Clippard & Familia

Still wish it was Conforto in LF but Mikey can do some damage off the bench.

It looks like coach Cuddy has become an afterthought.

Finally, its a Yasiel Puig sighting.

LETS GO METS!!

[Guest d'Kong76]

Ceetar wrote: can we fix the date on this thread?

Hah! I usually notice stuff like that... changed sub line on first post.

[Edgy MD]

And I've changed it on every subsequent post.

I'd hate for the game to be jinxed by a boner like that.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Edgardo 13!

[Guest El Segundo Escupidor]

Edgy MD wrote: And I've changed it on every subsequent post. I'd hate for the game to be jinxed by a boner like that.

If there's any jinx associated with this game, it's on me. And for that I truly apologize.

[Zvon]

Got my jersey on.LET'S GO METS!!!!!!

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[Guest d'Kong76]

Yeah, dude... put on a bra!

[Lefty Specialist]

Okay, good start, and not a lot of pitches. Now make Kershaw choke on his Subway sandwich.

[nymr83]

Dang shift, that was a bullet by granderson

[nymr83]

Good job working the counts so far, Kershaw on 3 days rest need to get his pitch count up there early!

[Lefty Specialist]

We were going to try the radio tonight, but there's a 15-second lag (TV behind radio). That's just toooo much.

Although we may do it in the 9th if it's a save situation. We're impatient.

[Piggiestomatoes]

Let's go Manchild. Show us something.

[ashie62]

Duda dung.

[Piggiestomatoes]

Dink and dunk.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Ugh.

[HahnSolo]

This is big trouble

[ashie62]

Done in again by Adrian Gonzalez and Magilla Gorilla. Crap.

[Lefty Specialist]

Matz not sharp- not getting the pitches just off the plate. Worst nightmare scenario. Leprechaun comes up big.

[HahnSolo]

Where was Wilmer playing that he came nowhere close to that grounder by Kendrick?

[Benjamin Grimm]

Down 3-0 to Kershaw. I don't want to have to play in Los Angeles on Thursday.

Bartolo up in the pen.

[ashie62]

Work on Kershaw's pitch count.

[Frayed Knot]

It's very annoying that Turner learned to hit right after leaving town.
More annoying still that we can't get him out.

[ashie62]

You can feel the wind come out.

[TransMonk]

Kershaw can be beat.

Let's SCORE SOME RUNS!

[Piggiestomatoes]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Down 3-0 to Kershaw. I don't want to have to play in Los Angeles on Thursday. Bartolo up in the pen.

As is Goeddel. WTF??? Keeping Colon company?

[Lefty Specialist]

Cal being an asshole about Matz's hitting. Typical DH douchebag.