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Guest cooby classic
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lol. Welcome back, Cal


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Benjamin Grimm wrote:
G-Fafif wrote:
Content aside, this thread's title is my favorite in CPF history.


I wonder if we can get Cal Ripken to play along with a gag? Have him show up on CF's doorstep.

Let's say the kids answer the door and say, "It's Baltimore Oriole legend and Hall of Famer Cal Ripken!"

And Cal says, "Yes, kids, that's right! And I'm here to eat your daddy's asshole!"


Has this happened yet? I've called on every connection I can think of.


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I think we need Ann B Davis's help


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Oh God. OH GOD.

Maybe CAL was the good-luck charm?


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Because this thread title gives such holiday cheer!


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cooby wrote:
Because this thread title gives such holiday cheer!


I'd suggest a strategically placed mistletoe, at the small of CF's back.


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Fman99 wrote:
cooby wrote:
Because this thread title gives such holiday cheer!


I'd suggest a strategically placed mistletoe, at the small of CF's back.

And now we know why this thread must not be allowed to fall into disuse.

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Fman99 wrote:
cooby wrote:
Because this thread title gives such holiday cheer!


I'd suggest a strategically placed mistletoe, at the small of CF's back.


With "O Holy Night" playing in the background, in front of the niche with a steaming log in it.


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Oh man. Poor Mrs. CF


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