Mets Beard?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

What do you guys say? Are we giving up shaving for this or not? I didn't consider it until after I'd had a good shave last night but I'm up for it if y'all are.

[Guest El Segundo Escupidor]

I would do it, however there are two overriding considerations:
(1) I want to pass through US customs hassle-free
(2) Every jabroni in this city is wearing one.

[Benjamin Grimm]

I thought this was going to be a thread about Mike Piazza's wife!

I already have a beard. I guess I could pass on trimming mine, but I don't think I'll do that. Instead, I'm just going to walk around singing Meet the Mets at the top of my lungs all day.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Shaving... too much grey in my beard these days for my taste.

[Centerfield]

I don't know. Beards have not been good luck to the Mets this year.

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

I have a genetic disposition against facial hair, so I don't think I can contribute much.

[Edgy MD]

I think I'll beard up. I don't grow 'em thick or fast enough to look like the jabronis.

"That's my Mets beard, Baby."

[Ceetar]

I haven't shaved in 9 days anyway, but not sure I want to go another month.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Thanks to genetic limitation, I can only really go Metstache. Which, frankly, is more Metly, I think.

[Benjamin Grimm]

d'Kong76 wrote: Shaving... too much grey in my beard these days for my taste.

[A Boy Named Seo]

Edgy MD wrote: I think I'll beard up. I don't grow 'em thick or fast enough to look like the jabronis. "That's my Mets beard, Baby."

Sad none of those great pictures survived.

[TransMonk]

I began mine on October 1.

I have grown a weak beard between 10/1 and 4/1 the past few years, but this is the first time I will be calling it a "Playoff Beard".

[Guest themetfairy]

El Segundo Escupidor wrote: I would do it, however there are two overriding considerations: (1) I want to pass through US customs hassle-free (2) Every jabroni in this city is wearing one.

Welcome back 3D!

[Fman99]

I shaved last night, so, technically, I can just stop shaving today and call it a playoff beard. I get a good 3-4 weeks in before Fwife vetoes the beard.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Thought he could slip in under the radar... hablamos Espa�ol here, hermano!

[Fman99]

d'Kong76 wrote: Thought he could slip in under the radar... hablamos Espa�ol here, hermano!

Oh look at that! Glad you pointed it out, that was lost on me.

[Guest cooby]

Oh lord god, please...all of you shave unless you already have beards

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

Edgy MD wrote: I think I'll beard up. I don't grow 'em thick or fast enough to look like the jabronis. "That's my Mets beard, Baby."

In that thread, I suggested full-body waxing for everyone since the beards failed. I'm not sure if I want to follow up on that.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Yeah that thread is so depressing considering the vibe was we'd be trying some different mojo every year.

[Guest d'Kong76]

I just paulied that thread, pretty fun read. Can't believe it was nine
years ago, where the heck did that decade go??

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Here's some old-school Mojo for ya: https://twitter.com/MsMet_Susan

Yup, pretty sure.

[Guest cooby]

where is metirish?

[Ceetar]

let's go already.

[Gwreck]

El Segundo Escupidor wrote: I would do it, however there are two overriding considerations: (1) I want to pass through US customs hassle-free (2) Every jabroni in this city is wearing one.

You forgot #3:
Playoff beards are stupid.

(Sorry guys, but it's the truth)

[TransMonk]

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[Guest d'Kong76]

Back when the WWF was cool (because my friends and I watched it)
one of my buds used to call paid losers jabronis. I never gave it a second
thought and figured he made up a word. Son of a bitch, it's a real word
and means just that in addition to other slang things.

[Lefty Specialist]

I can't watch the playoffs if my wife won't let me in the house. So no beard.

[G-Fafif]

I tried a finals beard in college. It didn't help my face or my grades.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Maybe I'll go the oppo-field route, and cut something, since I need a haircut anyway. Maybe go with something like a Mets 'hawk.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Here's some old-school Mojo for ya: https://twitter.com/MsMet_Susan Yup, pretty sure.

I wonder if she lurks!