One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015

[Fman99]

Hot chick rides talking/singing horse, inducing erections.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Ladies and gentlemen: check out my thick, white caulk and stick it in all your holes... for cheap!

[Guest themetfairy]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Ladies and gentlemen: check out my thick, white caulk and stick it in all your holes... for cheap!

I'm surprised that this isn't Fman's quote.

[Fman99]

Maybe my baby doesn't have autism, because, you know, awareness is depressing.

[Lefty Specialist]

Toyota Jan channels her inner beatnik.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Hi this my mom, and she does advertising executives.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Fman99 wrote: Hot chick rides talking/singing horse, inducing erections.

Fortunately, not from the horse!

[Fman99]

Garbage can lid girl continues to crash her chalkboard car to the sounds of hipster kinoodling.

[Ceetar]

Arnold Palmer is old and needs medication.

[Ceetar]

Jack Bauer drinks crappy tequila and doesn't regret it.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Ceetar wrote: Arnold Palmer is old and needs medication.

He looks great. I hope we're all so lucky!

[Ceetar]

d'Kong76 wrote: Ceetar wrote: Arnold Palmer is old and needs medication. He looks great. I hope we're all so lucky!

that's two sentences.

[Centerfield]

Untucked shirt company makes most annoying commercial ever.

[Guest themetfairy]

I am starting to hate Toyota Jan as much as I hate Progressive Flo.

[Centerfield]

themetfairy wrote: I am starting to hate Toyota Jan as much as I hate Progressive Flo.

Not quite, but getting there. I like the AT&T chick though. She is likeable.

[Guest themetfairy]

Centerfield wrote: themetfairy wrote: I am starting to hate Toyota Jan as much as I hate Progressive Flo. Not quite, but getting there. I like the AT&T chick though. She is likeable.

Only in comparison - she's nowhere near Jan and Flo's annoyance level.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Is that the saleswoman who reminds the parents that they need to whisper so they don't wake up their sleeping baby? I like her too. As for Jan, less was more.

[Zvon]

OKAY ALREADY,I'LL FEEEED MY LAWN, I'LL FEEEEED IT!

[Benjamin Grimm]

Fman99 wrote: Hot chick rides talking/singing horse, inducing erections.

I just found out that that girl on the horse in the DirecTV commercial is Derek Jeter's girlfriend.

BLAH!

[Lefty Specialist]

Chill out kids, I guarantee you'll get service on the islands.

[G-Fafif]

Got a copy of the script for that Niese On Nissan spot they're gonna be running incessantly.

[Fman99]

Buicks are deceptively luxurious.

[Ceetar]

Infiniti: Now with backup cameras to keep people who turned around to look at the backup camera from backing into things.

[MFS62]

You might have found insurance that costs less than Progressive, but you'll lose the paternity suit.

Later

[Zvon]

Meet Joe, possibly more smarmy than Steve Gelbs.

[Fman99]

The five dullest people in the New York metro area all won fantastic prizes courtesy of the NY Daily News.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

If you're around Shaq's balls and wondering what that smell is, it's probably Gold Bond.

[Frayed Knot]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: If you're around Shaq's balls and wondering what that smell is, it's probably Gold Bond.

And, let's face it, most of us are around the height of Shaq's balls.

[MFS62]

Cats are smart enough to not step on quicksand and have no sympathy for humans who do.

Later

[Centerfield]

Have you guys discussed the McCutcheon commercial where he robs the HR? Clearly the Pirates are at home, but the announcer says "This could be the ball game!"

Meaning the announcer either:

1. Clearly misread the fly ball and thought it was a routine out.
2. Expected McCutcheon to rob the HR.
3. Is Jon Sterling.