One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015

[Guest themetfairy]

If your baby is focused on a particular toy, start freaking out because he must be autistic!!!!!!!

[Fman99]

Mom figures out from her phone that her child might be half-tarded.

[Centerfield]

Maxi Climber can turn you into a douchebag for only 19.95. Call today!

[HahnSolo]

If you're looking for an apartment, DO NOT answer an ad for a room in the SNY pad.

[Guest themetfairy]

Nobody would blame that kid if he smacked his bratty little sister.

[Ceetar]

Our car's rearview camera is a great way to spy on your daughter!

[Ceetar]

If you're a dad that feels ashamed about driving your kids to soccer games, you should buy our totally not-lame car to protect your dignity!

(That was technically a WOR commercial but whatever)

[Fman99]

Puddy is Puddy's best boss ever.

[Lefty Specialist]

I need to spend $200,000 on a video wall so I can circle things and put check marks next to them.

[Zvon]

That E-trade commercial with Buster Posey is funny.

[Fman99]

Fourth most talented Beatle ever plays drums for small audience.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Ginger Baker tweets some funny stuff when he sees
that commercial.

[Guest themetfairy]

Peggy Lipton would rather hang out online unencumbered than spend time with her daughter, Rashida Jones.

[Lefty Specialist]

Man chases a school bus through a town covered in volcanic ash.

[Lefty Specialist]

Bug-eyed woman insincerely gives free gallons of gas to her 'best' friends.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Don't text and walk, you might get run over by some deer.

[Lefty Specialist]

Coors- invented by people who didn't bathe for long periods.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Pepsi Cola makes red objects disintegrate.

[Lefty Specialist]

Man picks up woman and her dogsled team in the Arctic in his Land Rover, drives them into freezing river, and they all drown and die.






Okay, that's not what really happens, but realistically that's probably what would happen.