batmagadanleadoff Old-Timey Member Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 It's another baseball themed "Caption This" contest from The New Yorker. So caption this....[fimg=555]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg]
Benjamin Grimm Old-Timey Member Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 "When I told my wife I needed a new pair of spikes, this wasn't what I had in mind."
Zvon Old-Timey Member Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 batmagadanleadoff wrote:[fimg=555]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg]"In 1922 we won it all. That was the year I pumped Ty Cobb."
Guest d'Kong76 Guests Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 batmagadanleadoff wrote:[fimg=555]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg]"You fart?" "Nah, I think it was the guy in the heels."
HahnSolo Old-Timey Member Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 "Skip's been listening to Annie Savoy a bit too much, I think."
Lefty Specialist Old-Timey Member Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 batmagadanleadoff wrote:It's another baseball themed "Caption This" contest from The New Yorker. So caption this....[fimg=555]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg]"Boy, these stirrups are killing me."
Edgy MD Site Manager Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 "Advertising on uniforms, they said. Big money for the union, they said. Then the Mets go out and sign a sponsorship deal with Valentino."
MFS62 Old-Timey Member Posted August 31, 2014 Posted August 31, 2014 "When I saw Derek Jeter wearing them, I just knew I had to have a pair".Later
Guest d'Kong76 Guests Posted August 31, 2014 Posted August 31, 2014 d'Kong76 wrote:batmagadanleadoff wrote:[fimg=555]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg]"Thank you! They're from The Joe Torre Collection,available exclusively at Bloomie's"
smg58 Old-Timey Member Posted August 31, 2014 Posted August 31, 2014 [fimg=555:74xe6adz]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg:74xe6adz]"They were attached to my locker with a note that said KNOW YOUR PLACE ROOK!"
Zvon Old-Timey Member Posted August 31, 2014 Posted August 31, 2014 batmagadanleadoff wrote:[fimg=555]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg]"It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you down. It's the pebble in your pump."________________Thump Pumperino, manager of the Long Island Legstockings
Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Guests Posted September 1, 2014 Posted September 1, 2014 "Bunting here would be the safe move, yep." [spits; scratches genitals] "But how sexy is it?"
Lefty Specialist Old-Timey Member Posted September 1, 2014 Posted September 1, 2014 batmagadanleadoff wrote:[fimg=555]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg]"Sure, I always slide feet-first. Why do you ask?"
batmagadanleadoff Old-Timey Member Posted September 14, 2014 Author Posted September 14, 2014 It's another baseball themed "Caption This" contest from The New Yorker. So caption this....[fimg=555]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg]The three finalists:[fimg=633]https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5585/15243942485_8fbf313074_o.jpg[/fimg]
Zvon Old-Timey Member Posted September 16, 2014 Posted September 16, 2014 LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:"Bunting here would be the safe move, yep." [spits; scratches genitals] "But how sexy is it?"This wins here and beats all of those. Especially if you imagine Zap Brannigan(Futurama) as the guy.
Guest d'Kong76 Guests Posted September 16, 2014 Posted September 16, 2014 I dunno, the 'get me my flats' line is pretty good.
Zvon Old-Timey Member Posted September 16, 2014 Posted September 16, 2014 d'Kong76 wrote:I dunno, the 'get me my flats' line is pretty good.It is. It's the top of those three. And a close 2nd.I really tried to come up with a caption (I bet we all did) involving a walk to the mound but I couldn't think of a funny way to put it. The "flats" one nails it.
Zvon Old-Timey Member Posted September 16, 2014 Posted September 16, 2014 Lefty Specialist wrote:[fimg=555]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg]"Boy, these stirrups are killing me."This ones up there too, in my book.
Guest cooby Guests Posted September 16, 2014 Posted September 16, 2014 "When I saw Derek Jeter wearing them, I just knew I had to have a pair".LaterI liked this one
Fman99 Old-Timey Member Posted September 16, 2014 Posted September 16, 2014 [fimg=555:1536avqy]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg:1536avqy]"They're ruby red, actually, not just red. They match my giant puffed up labia."
Jefferson Rojas Syracuse Mets - AAA SS The 21-year-old moved up to AAA this week. In his first game, he was 2-for-5 with a homer. In his second game, he was 2-for-3 with a walk and another home run. Explore Jefferson Rojas News >
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.