Yankee Offseason

[seawolf17]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Pettitte hanging them up. This will lead to an endless, and nauseating, debate about whether or not he's a HoFer. I'll end the debate by saying he's not.

That pretty much settles it for me. Let's break for lunch.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

But we haven't discussed Bernie yet!

[Frayed Knot]

MLB.com: Andy Pettitte reportedly has informed the Yankees of his intention to retire and will announce that decision on Friday.
Pettitte's decision was initially reported by Michael Kay [citing] an unidentified source [might I suggest that source as "pillow talk"].
The Associated Press said a news conference will be held Friday at Yankee Stadium.
Neither the Yankees nor Pettitte has confirmed or commented on the reports.

[G-Fafif]

He won't be missed.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Yanks and Pettitte hard at work assembling a leak that says he walked away from a $13 million offer, so all can celebrate that he was more enbiggened than Gil Meche.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Andrew Marchand drinking the Kool-Aid and not getting it. He tweets:

It is a credit to Pettitte's demeanor that he is retiring and I haven't seen one thing about HgH. #Yankees

Ah, no, Andrew. It's a disgraceful sign that the New York media are shameless Yankee hacks.

[Valadius]

Here Lies Andy Pettitte's Career
He Took It Up The Butt

[ashie62]

240 Wins, a .635 Winning Percentage, all but one season in double digit wins.

Multiple needles in the ass.

[metirish]

metsguyinmichigan wrote: Andrew Marchand drinking the Kool-Aid and not getting it. He tweets: It is a credit to Pettitte's demeanor that he is retiring and I haven't seen one thing about HgH. #Yankees Ah, no, Andrew. It's a disgraceful sign that the New York media are shameless Yankee hacks.

seriously , how could you retain any credibility with manure like that?, didn't he admit to using hgh?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Yes but only once. That time he got caught was the only time he used it.

Except for that other time he got caught. Twice. Twice, OK?

[Vic Sage]

Andy & Boomer Wells (see sim scores) can waltz into the hall together... if they buy tix.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I tell you, though: it's a good life to have a career that runs concurrently with Mariano Rivera's.

Herb Pennock:
241 wins
247 complete games

Andy Pettite:
240 wins
25 complete games

[Fman99]

Pettitte can go back to his original job, shilling for Froot Loops.

[ashie62]

Eric Chavez and Ronnie Bellaird report to Tampa.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

MFYs trade Sergio Meat Tray to Milwaukee.

[seawolf17]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: MFYs trade Sergio Meat Tray to Milwaukee.

For Prince Fielder, Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun, Corey Hart's sunglasses, the Italian Sausage, and Gorman Thomas' mustache. I don't know how they do it.