Johan&Pelfrey then dont Pray for Aridity:IGT 5/23/10 MFY@NYM

[Guest Edgy DC]

Morgan: "I've never seen Derek Jeter with his batting average this low. I mean, he's gotten off to slow starts before, but it must be some sort of statistical mistake."

Morgan: "This is the perfect matchup for Jeter. A lefthanded pitcher, who throws fastballs, and off-speed pitches."[/quote:3fi16e6k]
Your statistician is screaming in your ear, Joe. Listen to him.

[bmfc1]

NewYorkMets

#Mets The winner of tonight's game will have their team colors displayed on the Empire State Building tomorrow night.

[seawolf17]

Morgan: "See, Cora has a short throw, and then Reyes has a long throw. You can't get a double play if you have two long throws."

Oh, and a huge thanks to Teixeira for swinging at the first pitch right after Sabathia had to run the bases.

[Fman99]

I am enjoying this.

[Gwreck]

I used the DVR to sync the video to the WFAN audio. I am blissfully unaware of the ignorance being foisted upon the general public by Miller and Morgan.[/quote:15p5omru]

Same thing here. No Morgan, No Miller, No Buck, No McCarver, no problem.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Okay, we get it Jeter is friggin' great. Can the M&M boys get off their knees and stop blowing Jeter.?

Nice DP. Then a quic grondout an the inning is over.

Let's jump on Fat Boy while he's still winded from lumbering around on the bases.

[nymr83]

Morgan: "This is the perfect matchup for Jeter. A lefthanded pitcher, who throws fastballs, and off-speed pitches."

If Santana threw a Cutter, Screwball, and Knuckle-Curve, Morgan would talk about how its great for Jeter

[Guest Edgy DC]

Morgan: "See, Cora has a short throw, and then Reyes has a long throw. You can't get a double play if you have two long throws."

Oh, and a huge thanks to Teixeira for swinging at the first pitch right after Sabathia had to run the bases.[/quote:2dyjdklu]
Um, is there ever any real variation in the distance from second to first?

[Piggiestomatoes]

I used the DVR to sync the video to the WFAN audio. I am blissfully unaware of the ignorance being foisted upon the general public by Miller and Morgan.[/quote:c8w0zfrm]
I've just done the same thing. It was that or stick knives in my ears.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Morgan: "This is the perfect matchup for Jeter. A lefthanded pitcher, who throws fastballs, and off-speed pitches."

If Santana threw a Cutter, Screwball, and Knuckle-Curve, Morgan would talk about how its great for Jeter

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Jeter has the range of a garden gnome.

[nymr83]

money quote: "I don't know anything about Zone Ratings and all that" -Joe Morgan

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Jeter displaying the range of a Mo Vaughn at shortstop.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

They don't have to erect a statue of Jeter at Yankee Stadium- they can just send a truck over to Citi Field and pick up the one out there by shortstop.

[seawolf17]

Miller: "Says here that Derek Jeter's 'Zone rating' has gone up this year!"
Morgan: "I don't know anything about any 'zone rating,' all I know is watching guys."

(Oh, wait, that's an actual quote.)

[Zvon]

Morgan: "See, Cora has a short throw, and then Reyes has a long throw. You can't get a double play if you have two long throws."
[/quote:crcranak]

This made me laugh rather hard.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

They don't have to erect a statue of Jeter at Yankee Stadium- they can just send a truck over to Citi Field and pick up the one out there by shortstop.[/quote:3md6tkhe]


You badass!!!!!! BOC!

[Zvon]

This is the perfect matchup for Jeter --- a pitcher who throws palmballs and hotel chairs, farts to the east, and dreams about swimming.
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That made me spit beer. As did:

"Jeter has the range of a garden gnome."

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Mets are flashing the leather!!!

[Frayed Knot]

Am loving these quick innings from Johan
Even the ones where they had base-runners he got out of them pretty efficiently.

[ashie62]

money quote: "I don't know anything about Zone Ratings and all that" -Joe Morgan[/quote:17s5qyll]

Sadly, neither do I

All hail the statue at SS

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Girardi stiffs Joe and Jon. And we are spared.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

money quote: "I don't know anything about Zone Ratings and all that" -Joe Morgan[/quote:2jczp3s5]

Sadly, neither do I

All hail the statue at SS[/quote:2jczp3s5]

http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Everything-you-always-wanted-to-know-about-UZR?urn=mlb,212311

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Hi. My name is Derek. Please hit it to Cano.

[nymr83]

Miller/Morgan talking about Stratomatic?

[Zvon]

That game was All Star Baseball.
My brothers and I used to play full seasons with that back in the day.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Cora made the mistake of trying to hit one up the middle, but unfortunately for him it's virtually impossible to get one past Jabba the Hut cloging up the middle.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

The blue caps look just great.

I was hoping to see the pinstripes, too.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Zvon! I've still got that game! We used to make our own discs -- and Seaver had a pretty big strike zone! (At least on the one I made.)

[seawolf17]

Miller/Morgan talking about Stratomatic?[/quote:2oiwp7aa]
Miller and Orel. Baseball math game is way over Morgan's head.