Lordz of Masturbation: Douchewear 2010

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

When you spot a jock in Ryan Braun style "douchewear" t-shirtz, post 'em here

[metirish]

When I saw this in the News I thought of the douchebag thread....kevin Burkhardt looks smitten though.

[Benjamin Grimm]

In the early days, when they still looked alike, it was shirts like that that help us distinguish Zack from Cody.

And yes, I hate that I know that.

[G-Fafif]

Burkhardt may be smitten, but Beltran only has eyes for ESPN Radio's Rich Couthino, according to ESPN Radio's Rich Coutinho:

As many of you know, no beat reporter is closer to Carlos Beltran than I am...

[Guest Swan Swan H]

I hope Charlie Samuels uses Tide with Febreze in the Mets laundry room, lest Couthino be offended while sniffing Beltran's jock.

[metirish]

Burkhardt may be smitten, but Beltran only has eyes for ESPN Radio's Rich Couthino, according to ESPN Radio's Rich Coutinho:

As many of you know, no beat reporter is closer to Carlos Beltran than I am...

[Benjamin Grimm]

As many of you know, no beat reporter is closer to Carlos Beltran than I am...

ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!

Can a reporter write anything much douchier than that?

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

As many of you know, no beat reporter is closer to Carlos Beltran than I am...

ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!

Can a reporter write anything much douchier than that?

[G-Fafif]

Operation Outfielder Ingratiation continues:

Jason Bay a breath of fresh air and very easy to talk to...He will be a welcome additiuon both on and off the field

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

He spells for radio! What a complete douchetard.

[Fman99]

As many of you know, no beat reporter is closer to Carlos Beltran than I am...

I'll take "Things Carlos Beltran's Mole Might Say" for $200, Alex.

[Centerfield]

Who is he kidding? Everyone know Ed Price is Carlos's BFF.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Who is he kidding? Everyone know Ed Price is Carlos's BFF.[/quote:x6pgd85i]

INdeed. Coutinho didn't know how close he was to Beltran until Ed F. Price broke the news.

[ashie62]

This thread is gay, very very gay

[metirish]

This thread is gay, very very gay

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

This thread is gay, very very gay[/quote:129m4630]

If it were a little bit gayer, that might class up the joint. As it stands, camp's looking a little Miami-tourist-club/Gulf Coast-gentlemen's-joint.

Jose in PSL ' date=' it would be harsh of me to say he looks like a douche but he needs to be careful.[/quote:129m4630']

I would say, "slightly vinegary." On a scale of 1 to "The Situation," he's about a 6.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Seems like the richer these guys are, the lamer they dress. I'm sure those t-shirts and ripped jeans cost more than my entire wardrobe. Well, I'm a bad example because I shop at Kohl's and JCPenney.

[G-Fafif]

They are coming to or leaving from a job where they are compelled to shvitz for many hours. As long as they look good wearing a Mets uniform, live and be comfortable.

[metirish]

Bay-watch?

[TransMonk]

Bay-watch?

[Valadius]

My God, he really does look like John Olerud.

[metirish]

Guess who?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Bluetooth McDouchestubble?

[metirish]

Bingo , Bluetooth McDouchestubble showed up at Braves Camp looking like a proper twat and fit right in.


And really , who the fuck uses those bluetooth things?....

[Guest Swan Swan H]

"Two bars of Lava and my hands STILL smell like alpaca..."

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Glavine?

(edit -- Swan's got it)

[G-Fafif]

"Mets fans are bustin' on my Bluetooth. Shocker."

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

That's "F-----G shocker," G-man.

[bmfc1]

Adam Rubin asked Bay about his t-shirt and if the words meant anything. He said he didn't know what it meant. A commenter at Rubin's blog said it meant "The Common Good is the Message." BTW, Bay told Rubin that he bought the shirt at Nordstrom. That concludes today's episode of "important stuff we've learned about Jason Bay."

[G-Fafif]

That's "F-----G shocker," G-man.[/quote:195z49y8]

Enter Explicit Sandman.