Random Reasons the Yanks Have to Win Tonight

[Guest Kong76]

* If they're gonna hump each other on a mound and get all
wet with champagne, let the them do it in Philly and not in
front of 55,000 YLDB's.

* Rudy has gotten enough face time in 2009.

* 110,000 unused World Series tickets gives me the giggles.

[Centerfield]

Now that we know it's inevitable, let's get it over and done with.

I'd like for this 2009 season to be over as soon as possible so I can take a piss on it and be done with it for good. If the MFY's win tonight, the 2010 season starts tomorrow.

[Guest themetfairy]

My only consolation to the MFY's winning it would be the humbling of the Phillies phans who live down here in the vortex between New York and Pennsylvania.

[metirish]

Win tonight and have the parade Wednesday and by Friday it's all over.

Oh and not having to look at Rudy's teeth would be nice.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Hate to break it to you guys but the MFYs are going down hard tonight.

a) GayJay Burnett will spit the bit in his chance to "make a statement." He's a douchebag.

A-rod's spinchter will similarly tighten.

c) The Phils have too good an offense and will score some, particulry agaisnt a suddenly worthless MFY 'pen

d) Melky will be out with a hammy, and the MFYs barely have a CFer with him in the lineup.

e) Phils have enough sack not to lose it at home

f) The Supreme Ruler of the Universe knows you guys are desperately finding ways to tolerate or even pretend enjoy an MFY championship tonight, and will punish you for that.

g) Because the SRU is Satan

h) Satan is an MFY fan and prefers a victory at home

[Guest Edgy DC]

You folks got no heart. None.

[metirish]

You folks got no heart. None.[/quote:2h3gkeq4]



This is not the thread for that , put up a Random Reasons Why The Phils Will Win Tonight and then you will see heart.

[HahnSolo]

I leave town on business Wednesday and back Saturday. I would prefer the inevitable happen in Game 6. I'll be 800 miles away and blissfully miss the media and the parade.

[MFS62]

If the MFYs win tonight, I have to wear something with the MFY logo on it to the office tomorrow.
I'd rather delay that for as long as possible.

Later

[Fman99]

If the MFYs win tonight, I have to wear something with the MFY logo on it to the office tomorrow.
I'd rather delay that for as long as possible.

Later[/quote:v9tn1del]

Have to? Where do you work, Nazi Germany?

Not me, no chance of that.

[Frayed Knot]

Reasons they DON'T have to win tonight:
- because watching them lose after being up 3-1 is going to be SO much fun

[Met Hunter]

Plus, it wll end Jimmy Rollins and his predictions.

[MFS62]

If the MFYs win tonight, I have to wear something with the MFY logo on it to the office tomorrow.
I'd rather delay that for as long as possible.

Later[/quote:2h116h7c]

Have to? Where do you work, Nazi Germany?

Not me, no chance of that.[/quote:2h116h7c]

It was a bet with my boss, the guy who signs my paycheck.
Have to.

Later

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

If the MFYs win tonight, I have to wear something with the MFY logo on it to the office tomorrow.
I'd rather delay that for as long as possible

[Benjamin Grimm]

You shouldn't be making bets like that!

If I had to put a Yankee cap on my head, I'm sure it would burn my scalp, like a crucifix would burn a vampire.

[metsmarathon]

its my wife's birthday today. that'd be just like the yankees to ruin it for her by winning the world series today.

[Centerfield]

Well, then that settles it. Philly has to win.

Hey marathon, did you run yesterday? I kept looking for a wind-up robot with a silver towel.

On Edit: Running thread. Duh. Sorry.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

You shouldn't be making bets like that!

If I had to put a Yankee cap on my head, I'm sure it would burn my scalp, like a crucifix would burn a vampire.[/quote:tjs31cux]

Buy MFY boxers and sit on their stinking logo all day. Eat a burrito or two for lunch.

[MFS62]

By all means, MFS... If there's one thing worse than an MFY fan, it's a welcher.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

There is nothing worse than a MFY fan. I've been married to one for 42 years. Trust me on this one.
But I get your drift.

[Met Hunter]

Get an MFY hanky. Wear it outside your shirt pocket and blow your nose alot. Pick your nose til it bleeds if necessary.

[Guest Kong76]

Boiled down, I'm in the if the Yanks are gonna win let them do it
there and make the Phils Phans see the celebration and be miserable
to boot. If it gets to a 7th game, I'll change my tune then.

[Frayed Knot]

Hate to break it to you guys but the MFYs are going down hard tonight.

a) GayJay Burnett will spit the bit in his chance to "make a statement." He's a douchebag.[/quote:2zjidhte]


Check!

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Can't say I approve of the 4 scoreless from the middle-relief corps, however.

[Frayed Knot]

Coke isn't it!!

[Guest Edgy DC]

Can't say I approve of allowing the Yankees some late life.