IGT, 7/8, Happy Ollie Day

[nymr83]

Billingsley doesnt pitch this series, nor does weaver. you gotta get tommorow's starter wasted and out all night!

[seawolf17]

Nymr83 wrote: Billingsley doesnt pitch this series, nor does weaver. you gotta get tommorow's starter wasted and out all night!

Right, but what if tonight's game goes nineteen innings and he has to pinch-hit! You never know!

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: And now my fiancee's getting Matt Kemp, Orlando Hudson, Chad Billingsley, Jeff Weaver and Brent Leach* drunk (she manages the lobby bars/restaurants at the Parker-Meridien and has gotten them an extra two rounds of shots on top of the four they just had)! Exclamation points and more Jager all around! *She recognized Kemp from my fantasy team, and we figured the rest together. That's f*ckin' teamwork!

Good work. Perhaps one will pull a Beimel and cut themselves drinking water in their hotel room.

[nymr83]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: ="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr"]And now my fiancee's getting Matt Kemp, Orlando Hudson, Chad Billingsley, Jeff Weaver and Brent Leach* drunk (she manages the lobby bars/restaurants at the Parker-Meridien and has gotten them an extra two rounds of shots on top of the four they just had)! Exclamation points and more Jager all around! *She recognized Kemp from my fantasy team, and we figured the rest together. That's f*ckin' teamwork! Good work. Perhaps one will pull a Beimel and cut themselves drinking water in their hotel room.

thats a story i must have missed, was it related to Jeff Kent washing his truck?

happy morning after! (well, not so happy for Kemp, Hudson, Billingsley, Weaver, and Leach I'd imagine)

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

'06 plyoffs. Was Beimel's made-up story for "getting into a bar fight."

http://archives.cranepoolforum.net/4800/f1_t4898.shtml

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Gwreck wrote: Hope they don't know about the burgers*; as those'll do a fine job of curing the hangovers. * Well, except Broxton. No doubt he knows.

No preemptive hangover curatives: Burger Joint had closed just as the game ended.

="Nymr83"]Billingsley doesnt pitch this series, nor does weaver. you gotta get tommorow's starter wasted and out all night!

I actually described Wolf to her, as we tossed around the idea of a seek-and-destroy mission (our tentative story: she would pose as someone who went to school in Philly during the WolfPack era). Sadly, there was no Randy-ness about. Ethier (The Better Half:"He's CUTE") was also around, supposedly, but wasn't drinking.

[Willets Point]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: You're very optimistic about baseball, and very pessimistic about election results, I've noticed.

Baseball is entertainment. Politics can have some serious quality of life ramifications for millions.

[Centerfield]

Baseball affects my quality of life.

[Benjamin Grimm]

You're not alone in that, it seems.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Meanwhile, in the camera well:

http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/09/erin-andrews-takes-one-on-the-chin/

(Commence testicular punnage... now.)