Ryan Braun, D-Bag

[seawolf17]

So last night we had Braun celebrating early, taking his helmet off before reaching home. As I'm coming home just now, Wayne's replaying the audio from the defensive play of the game, a Braun flyout to Fartinez, which apparently ended with Braun slamming his helmet in disgust.

Hey Ryan... WTF? You have helmet problems, or are you just a d-bag professional athlete?

[A Boy Named Seo]

I thought they traded him to AZ or something.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Let's see-- helmet slamming... an alumnus of the same "U" which produced Jeremy Shockey, Rick Barry, Kellen Winslow Jr., Ray Lewis, Pat Burrell and A-Rod... and, well, does this help?



http://www.onmilwaukee.com/market/articles/braunaffliction.html

[DocTee]

Now he's calling his teamates and GM out:


[url:2ph3knm0]http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=290705116[/url:2ph3knm0]

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

"Like Jager bombs or roofies to loosen up a first date, using the beat writers as a megaphone is always a good call!"

[Fman99]

Ryan Braun:fashion::Michael Jackson:babysitting

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I don't know about you non-homos, but Ryan Braun embodies my generation's fast and loud lifestyle. He takes all of his inspirations from music, art, culture, etc., and shoves them straight in to my face through contemporary fashion.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Braun Stylez:

"I'm an elemental."

"I'm so wack, I don't just go in for the obnoXiously loud tee-shirt, I go for the obnoXiously loud undershirt. Haterz don't understand."

"Hey look! Yankee fans! Might as well start sucking up to them now. I LOVE YOU DOUCHEBAGS!"

"Nothing compliments my geen eyes like an ill-fiting $3,000 suit over a $9 concert tee. What's that? Oh, the part you can't see says 'Lordz of Masturba-'."

"Be honest, folks. Baseball doesn't have enough nipple. Well I'm turning that paradigm on its ear. Or maybe on its nipple."

"That's right, Baby. The Mets caved and you're running with the Wild Card Champeen tonight! Cranberry and sparkling water? That's on me. You're riding the B-Train tonight."

"Pain? I love it. That's why I'm here promoting Xtreme Gout."

"Hello, Van Buren County Fairgrounds! We're Braun'z Spawn'z! Are you ready to ROCK?!"

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Dying

[TransMonk]

This just got forwarded to all my Brewer-fan friends.

HIlarious.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Hydrogen Bomb of Cool.

[nymr83]

The rabbi does not approve, Ryan.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I am giving you so many chest bumps in my mind, brah-- you don't even know.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

AWESOME!!!!

Bad ass!

[Farmer Ted]

I wonder what fine things Walt Kowalski would say about the young Brewer?

[metirish]

That was hilarious.