Tell me about the guy...

[Centerfield]

...that wears Jeter cologne.



Other than being driven, what else can we expect from him?

[Guest Triple Dee]

To be a fist-pumper.

[Guest sharpie]

He lets other people do the driving.

[Guest AG/DC]

He has half a face.

[metirish]

He's got no range.

[soupcan]

Likes to wear his hair 'Pin-Head' style.

[Guest themetfairy]

He's profoundly unhappy.

[metirish]

He jogs like he has a hot poker up his arse.

[seawolf17]

He's a big fan of the Village People.

I meant to say that he's the clutchest guy you've ever met.

[MFS62]

He's loved by the men he works with.

Later

[HahnSolo]

He makes his dates pay for their own parking.

[Vic Sage]

he has a chauffeur

[Fman99]

He's inclined to blow off his state taxes and make All-World third basemen feel scorned like Molly Ringwald in the first 75 minutes of "Sixteen Candles."

[TransMonk]

He winks and mimes shooting a gun at people around the workplace that he doesn't know on a first name basis, causing these virtual strangers to utter "Shmuck" under their breath.

[Guest AG/DC]

"Hey, how's it goin'... guy?"

Nice.

[Guest AG/DC]

People who wear Driven:

[Centerfield]

Fantastic TM.

He lives with his parents, which would be fine, except he's renovated the basement and calls it his own place. He claims to pay rent but he doesn't. In fact, his mom still does his laundry.

[Guest mario25]

HE SMELLS LIKE A MIXTURE OF TANGERINE AND HORSE PISS

[bmfc1]

He's horrified that Daniel Noriega was voted off of American Idol last night and is now rooting for David Hernandez. He also got excited last night when Ryan Seacrest kept telling the guys to "take a stool."