2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

[kcmets]

Chew a stick of gum, make sound important life decisions in real time.



(sorry, if there's already a '23 thread... me lookee and no findee...)

[metirish]

"The multipliers of Duchess County" is fast becoming the most annoying ad on TV







Is this thread about ads ??

[kcmets]

Is this thread about ads ??

Yes!



Here are the last two years:



2021 - https://phpbb3.leaptoad.com/mets/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=30367&start=100https://phpbb3.leaptoad.com/mets/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=30367&start=100

2022 - https://phpbb3.leaptoad.com/mets/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=31203&start=100https://phpbb3.leaptoad.com/mets/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=31203&start=100

[stevejrogers]

Haven't seen any games yet, but the fact that the campaign is still running has me going down some rabbit holes



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[kcmets]

If it's in the yard, it's for sale.

[Lefty Specialist]

=stevejrogers post_id=119828 time=1678890413 user_id=57]
Haven't seen any games yet, but the fact that the campaign is still running has me going down some rabbit holes



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[kcmets]

Sleeping in a store on a Sealy Posturepedic and having a large-hipped

woman spin a basketball on your finger looks like it could be fun.

[Edgy MD]

Kermit the Frog, of all people, is here to sing to you about the virtue of self-indulgence.

[Fman99]

Lady serenades her fixed toilet and the marvel of video based handyman assistance, while the world cringes and dies inside.

[kcmets]

Fixed This Toilet might be an upgrade over Built This City.

[Frayed Knot]

=kcmets post_id=121517 time=1680722568 user_id=53]
Fixed This Toilet might be an upgrade over Built This City.

[kcmets]

Or Astros?

[Fman99]

John Travolta cashes a check

[MFS62]

Ben Afleck is NOT Matt Damon.

Later

[Fman99]

Jackass goes bowling

[kcmets]

Jersey Mike's and Subway commercials make me hungry, but not for them.

[kcmets]

Kid should be disembarking the Sante Fe on the curb side anyways, Mom!

[Frayed Knot]

George Clooney doesn't have enough money so he wants you to buy his vanity Tequila brand.

[Frayed Knot]

Apparently Scots are the last group that can be blatantly portrayed as ethnic stereotypes on national TV.

[Frayed Knot]

Peterson's complete game pitch count projection is now down under 200

Of course his ERA for the day currently sits at 14.60

[Frayed Knot]

You can throw out the record book when the Memphis Showboats and Birmingham Stallions match up.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Old Man Armortec is back in his biggest production ever.

[kcmets]

I tend to doubt Mr. Met ate one bit of the giant stack of pancakes at Pete's place.

[kcmets]

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: Old Man Armortec is back in his biggest production ever.

Guy has a sweet spread!

[Edgy MD]

Big gruff African-American mechanic is openly hostile toward a genial South Asian-American colleague joining him on his donut run, because hate=funny.

[Lefty Specialist]

Paige Spirinac dances and jiggles on the 13th green, causing golfer's range finder to fog up and his putter to stand up.

[Edgy MD]

MLB.tv just gave me an add for Seal on tour, with very special guest The Buggles.

[MFS62]

Lefty Specialist wrote: Paige Spirinac dances and jiggles on the 13th green, causing golfer's range finder to fog up and his putter to stand up.

She can turn a putter into a driver very quickly.

Later

[Fman99]

Not to brag, but sometimes a late night TV talk show host sounds like a bag of hot wet shit when trying to sell me on a cellular phone carrier

[Edgy MD]

I don't want to draw too many conclusions from the ads, but MLB network's non-game programming all looks awful.