2022 Brevity In Understanding Local Or National Basic Cable Commercials

[stevejrogers]

Luxury landscaping so good, your partners will sleep on it!

[Fman99]

Babies talk investment strategy and fly helicopters to my moderate bemusement.

[Lefty Specialist]

Spring, gravity, mumbo-jumbo, buy a Cadillac.

[kcmets]

A risk-free bet is really not a bet at all.

[MFS62]

When you roll up your windows because there's a kid's orchestra playing badly around you, it may not keep the noise out of your luxury car.

Later

[Lefty Specialist]

Please buy these crappy overpriced #17 bats or we'll keep running these commercials indefinitely.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Laybalahs local 731. Feel da powah

[Edgy MD]

Order a Samuel L. Jackson action figure, and Samuel L. will personally give you shit.

[Lefty Specialist]

Ed Rooney, tired of chasing Ferris Bueller, wanders around Spectrum Customer Service.

[bmfc1]

My brother lives in the NYC area but he can't watch today's game because FUBO doesn't carry WPIX and mlb.tv is blacked-out for him.

[kcmets]

Doesn't the SNY app carry the WPIX games? Not that I'd want to watch on an app.

[stevejrogers]

=kcmets post_id=89603 time=1650223411 user_id=53]
Doesn't the SNY app carry the WPIX games? Not that I'd want to watch on an app.

[Fman99]

Scarlet Johannsen and her terrible haircut help me lament about kids who can't find any apples or bananas to eat.

[Fman99]

[Lefty Specialist]

Melissa McCarthy breaks stuff for reasons I am still unable to ascertain.

[Chad ochoseis]

=bmfc1 post_id=89602 time=1650223287 user_id=73]
My brother lives in the NYC area but he can't watch today's game because FUBO doesn't carry WPIX and mlb.tv is blacked-out for him.

[Edgy MD]

If you shop online for action figures, you had better come correct, or Samuel L. is going to get in your face.

[Fman99]

Chad ochoseis wrote: =bmfc1 post_id=89602 time=1650223287 user_id=73] My brother lives in the NYC area but he can't watch today's game because FUBO doesn't carry WPIX and mlb.tv is blacked-out for him.

Could he try hooking up an antenna for the PIX games?

[Lefty Specialist]

Thanks to technology, people can set up their desks and laptops in the middle of busy intersections.

[bmfc1]

Thanks. I've passed this along to him.

[kcmets]

"No Kevin! No. Not today!"

[Lefty Specialist]

Babies talk investment strategy and fly helicopters to my moderate bemusement.

"Eyes on the road, Benny."

[Edgy MD]

Ethnic guy wants to assure me of the authenticity of Subway's Italian-American fare, but inexplicably can't pronounce "capicola."

[kcmets]

There's some bad acting in that commercial for sure.

[kcmets]

I don't get the Bassitt commercial. And they show it over and over...

[kcmets]

Hi, I'm doctor blah blah blah and...

[Frayed Knot]

Entitled Stepford wife-looking mom retreats into her luxury car rather than listen to her kid's awful band performance.

[bmfc1]

That is a good summary. Also, if she doesn't want to hear the cacophony even if her child (we assume) is in the band then why do we? I slam the mute button whenever that ad is on.

[Edgy MD]

A true Stepford wife would indulge that shit.

[Lefty Specialist]

Who parks their car in the middle of a grade school concert?