IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

[ashie62]

27-27

That is 1/3 of the season in the books.

Looking for a leg up on the next third tonight

[G-Fafif]

Wheeler Chatwood is...

A) Where your loved ones will be cared for before eternity calls them home, according to ads that run on WOR during the pregame show.

A handsome devil who has moved into Genoa City and looms as Victor Newman's next business rival ("see here, Wheeler Chatwood, this is MY company and you will not get your filthy paws on it!").

C) Legal in Colorado for a few years now.

[Edgy MD]

I heard Wheeler Chatwood took Mary Ellen Ainsworth for a ride in his buggy up by Fiddler's Grove and they created a chain of backfence gossip stretching clear across the county.

[Guest d'Kong76]

I think that was Wheeler Gotwood, but I could be wrong.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Do you suffer from mesothelioma? Are you a victim of medical malpractice? Have you been injured or scarred in an accident caused by poor roster construction, or a defective bullpen?

The law offices of Wheeler-Chatwood are here for YOU. The team of Wheeler-Chatwood combines 13 years of experience in the field AND the energy of someone who's only been in the field for six years combined (deducting for injury time). We won't stop until you get what you deserve... or until we run into some mild trouble in the middle of this thing.

Wheeler-Chatwood... We've at least got the stuff to get the job done.

[Centerfield]

Yo yo yo, I'll tell you what you do, ok? So you start off real slow, and start with her neck, then make your way down, and then just when she least suspects it, BOOM you wheel 'er chatwood, you know what I'm sayin'? (High fives all around) hahaha. She'll go nuts, and she be like all over your bautista...

[Edgy MD]

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Mr. Speaker, I rise today to urge this august body to enact the speedy passage of the Wheeler-
Chatwood Fuel Additives Act of 2018. I tell you now that everywhere I go in my great Fifth
District of Indiana, people ask me, "Congressman, what's your stance on Wheeler-Chatwood?"
I say "I'm for it, of course!"

Then they say to me, "Then what's taking those fat cats in Washington so long to enact this
much-needed fuel-additive legislation?!" That's not me talking, mind you, but good, hard-
working Americans from the Indiana Fifth.

For those good people, and for all the good, decent patriots in your own home districts, I
exhort this distinguished Congress toward swift passage of Wheeler-Chatwood with no more
amendments! I, for one, did not come to Capitol Hill to sit on my thumbs! I yield the rest
of my time!

[Frayed Knot]

Wasn't Wheeler Chatwood the kid who hit the game-winning shot in HOOSIERS?

[G-Fafif]

Nimmo LF
Cabrera 2B
Conforto CF
Mesoraco C
Bruce RF
Gonzalez 1B
Guillorme 3B
Wheeler of the Wheeler Chatwood Wheelers P
Rosario P

[Fman99]

You guys are killing it today.

I assume that was the name of Ted Knight's character in Caddyshack.

[seawolf17]

"Why, Clarabelle, won't you go be a dear and fetch ol' Wheeler Chatwood a mint julep? He's had a long journey by horseback from Chattanooga."

[seawolf17]

"'Sup, fellas. Chatwood Wheeler here, Delaware LAX '14. Still play a little bit with the boys on the weekends, of course."

[ashie62]

That Johan Santana no hitter feels like more than six years ago to me.

Wheeler dealing at 97+

[ashie62]

Asdrubal Cabrera gets our first hit

[ashie62]

2 on 2 out

[ashie62]

Almora robs Jay Bruce of 2 rbi's

[ashie62]

Nil Nil

[Guest cooby]

Ashie62 wrote: That Johan Santana no hitter feels like more than six years ago to me. Wheeler dealing at 97+

Dumbass name but I guess he can bring it

[Frayed Knot]

Ashie62 wrote: Nil Nil

NIM NIM

[Fman99]

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[bigpurple:3qmt30h1]BLAMMO![/bigpurple:3qmt30h1]

[Lefty Specialist]

It's the Season of Nimmo!!!

[Guest 41Forever]

Nimmo KABOOM!!!!

Booth saying there is no way they can take him out of the lineup at this point. Called it "The Season of Nimmo!"

[HahnSolo]

I think Nimmo should hold off on any vacation plans July 16-17-18. He may be busy.

[Guest 41Forever]

HahnSolo wrote: I think Nimmo should hold off on any vacation plans July 16-17-18. He may be busy.

I swear I was just thinking that he should be picked for the All-Star team!

[Edgy MD]

The stadium played "Brother Louie" as walkup music for Guillorme.

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[nymr83]

its pretty crazy that the Mets are carrying a 4 man bench, 2 of whom are catchers who don't play other positions. is Cechinni still hurt? call up Ty Kelly or something

[Edgy MD]

A hit-and-run works perfectly (I can't remember the last time the Mets pulled this), but it's probably it for Wheeler, but it's beautiful to see a starter working into the seventh.

[Guest 41Forever]

Annnnnd Zach Wheeler gets screwed.

[Edgy MD]

I don't care if the starter gets a win on his record. I care if the team does.

And there goes the lead.

[Guest 41Forever]

Sign-stealing bastards.