="Kid Carsey"]Seo: >>>Johnny Damon read the Yankee lineup before the game started.<<< Wright's version was lamer and Damon's was tough to top. Is Damon's wing that cripple or was he just kinda throwing into the pitcher? I liked it. A lot. A team with new names (or new identities): David Wright introduced the Mets batting order on the FOX telecast on Saturday in this way: "Jose Reyes, the most exciting player in the big leagues; Endy 'The Catch' Chavez; Carlos 'Mr. GQ' Beltran; Carlos Delgado, the Puerto Rican Mr. T; Yours Truly (Wright); Shawn 'I miss my hair' Green; Paul Lo Duca, our Eddie Munster; Damion 'Hit Man' Easley; and Tom Glavine, my favorite player when I was in grammar school." Because Wright introduced himself as merely "Yours truly," MLB.com asked Lo Duca to provide something a little more creative -- and sarcastic. His offering was "David 'Dig Me' Wright." Said Lo Duca: "You know he loves himself."