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  1. Frayed Knot wrote: Lastings Milledge: minor league deal w/ST invite from ChiSox Wow. The luster's come off of this penny. He had one good second half in Washington in '08 and not much else. Peace out, L'Millz.
  2. I expect to have a dirty dream about his wife and her bridesmaids.
  3. Hey, Grant Roberts, get your bong, we need you!
  4. Edgy DC wrote: Buddy, I don't want to see some guy in the tub with his balls showing.
  5. The kids got it on DVD as an Xmas present and we watched it again. It holds up just fine.
  6. 54 games and then he gets mysteriously beaten in an alley in Yonkers. And I am conveniently 200 miles away, with relatives, and an airtight alibi.
  7. He's Alex Escobar redux. He gets dealt for help at the All Star break after having a moderately successful start in Buffalo. Then he's never heard from again.
  8. I blame him for siring that operations-sullying retard of a child.
  9. Two more years of Dickey is good by me. I hope to see him go longer in his starts in 2011... I don't like seeing Dickey get pulled so early.
  10. Ashie62 wrote: U2 has been irrelevant since "Sunday Bloody Sunday." Yep. I'd even maybe give them credit for "The Joshua Tree" which had a couple of catchy tunes. But that was 1987.
  11. Give him (and everyone in the minor league system with a pulse) a second baseman's mitt. Rakes in AAA.
  12. This is actually from a New Years' party we hosted back in 2002 but it's pretty close. At the time I called it my "Blair Witch" moment but it's moderately Dickeyish.
  13. Another stellar thread title. Winter has given the CPF brainiacs time to whip up some gems.
  14. Thanks to Perfesser Debus, Lil' Hairy puts up a Shane Spencer 2000: You mean Fmeat's making the roster this year? Oh, wait, what?
  15. Somehow I missed that the Mets ever signed this guy. This is the first I've heard of it.
  16. This thread is the Met equivalent of popping one off into a napkin. Nicely done.
  17. Gwreck wrote: G-Fafif on the ESPN Mets Blog on Mays and the WS Trophy here in NY. That is freakin awesome.
  18. I conflate him with every shitty Latino Mets middle infielder of the last 20 years.
  19. Blaine Boyer was my favorite of all the "Facts of Life" girls, until her ass got too big. Wait, what?
  20. I say lock him down now before he lights it up in 2011 and his price tag goes up.
  21. batmagadanleadoff wrote: Once there was a concern in some quarters that he was too much the Hollywood party guy. Then it was his relationship with ridiculously hot Canadian supermodel Marikym Hervieux. I had to google her. Just to see for myself. To fact check this article. So MFY stands for Model-Fucking Yanqui? Lucky.
  22. Edgy DC wrote: The current look for the infield is: CastilloDavisEmausMurphyReyesWright My guess is they shed Castillo and add Hu. Add who?
  23. Whither goest thou, Chris Young? According to sawed-off human Buster Olney, recently... ESPN MFY loving midget wrote: Chris Young is getting closer to making a decision on where he will pitch in 2011; the Mets, as we know, are interested, and the Nats may be in the running, as well. It's expected that he'll probably sign for a base salary for something in the range of more than $1 million, plus incentives of something in the range of $3 million. Upside on Young I think is not insignificantly higher than it is on Capuano, Buchholz and the 2010 leftovers in the back of the fridge.
  24. .310, 30 HR, 115 RBI, cures polio (I know, shut up), bangs a bunch of pop stars I never heard of, grows a moustache/goatee combo and gets the moniker 'evil Ike' by me.
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