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A Boy Named Seo wrote: No, Dee Gordon is what would happen if Twisted Sister was playing the state fairgrounds on one end of town, and Sonic Youth was playing a relevant dive bar on the other side of town, and both bands ended up eating at the same Denny's after, and Kim Gordon and Dee Snider mades eyes from across the room and they ended up meeting in the bathroom a making a lil baby in a brief moment of passion. Except the baby's black. I still think we can orchestrate this somehow. I'll bring the AstroGlide�.
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Who You Invite to a David Wright Press Conference
Fman99 replied to Edgy MD's topic in New York Mets Talk
I would invite the rotting corpses of every Met legend who has gone to the great beyond. Prop those dead bastards up so they can see what a guy with a pulse and a nice inside out swing can do for himself. -
Edgy MD wrote: "They call it America, and they call it civilization, and they call it television, and they believe in it and salute it and sing songs to it and eat and sleep and die still believing in it, and - and - I don't know," Gram Parsons said, taking another drag." Then sometimes the Mets come along and win the World Series." - Bill Janowitz, The True Adventures of the Rolling Stones Nice shot of ABNS on his chopper. Fool hippies.
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I thought "Chooch" were the little nuggets of shit that stick to your asshole hair. Like, "Ouch, tried to wipe and pulled on a real Chooch there."
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Yes: Mike Piazza Craig Biggio Jeff Bagwell Tim Raines No: The Other Dudes
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Frayed Knot wrote: The main difference between Kuroda & Dickey is that RA isn't a FA giving the Mets no immediate competition and several other options, including: - extending him - trading him - hanging on to him for now with an eye towards a mid-2013 trade if condition dictate - hang onto to him for all 2013 and risking that an open market deal a year from now will be easier in the long run Cutting ties w/Stub Hub for something of their own making is simply a way to keep a piece of the second-hand ticket market. The Cubs set one of these up years ago that was somehow ruled legal by [corrupt and/or incompetent] Illinois courts. Essentially the club simply "sells" a chunk of the tickets to the ticket arm of their operation (i.e. transfers it to themselves) which turns around and sells them at above-face prices. Because Cubs fans aren't getting fucked enough just watching Cubs games.
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You're all creeps.
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Qualifying match on MLB network now between Brazil and Panama. Live baseball, starring guys I've heard of. I'm all in.
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I was just reading about this on www.whofuckincares.org/mets
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I love milk and toast, that's a solid breakfast right there.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Cari Ellen Edgin I'd put the Edgin this myself. Just the edge, at first, anyway.
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Ceetar wrote: Diana Carver Baxter I'd crash into that wall.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Mrs. Muffy pinned this. Sometimes I pin Mrs. Muffy, colloquially speaking.
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Ceetar wrote: Frank and Karen off to Spain
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This thread is undeniably creepy. I approve. Kudos to Bobby Parnell. Makes me want to "throw the heater" at her.
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Fman99 wrote: Do you all think Guillen gets another crack at the Miami miasma? I saw it coming. They were as big a mess as Boston, the only difference was the amount of money/years they have to eat to get him out of there.
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I just resubscribed to like 25 people on Facebook whom I had grown weary of during the Raul Ibanez hubbub and the Baltimore series. They're all strangely quieted now.
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Mongo happy
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Kong76 wrote: Stupidest delay in the history of stupid delays. They scrubbed this game because it might rain. That is just fucking retarded.
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Ceetar wrote: Jeter never would've done that. He would've called up and had an usher take the two woman secretly out back to the clubhouse to wait for him. That's nothing. Whitey Ford used to beat off into styrofoam cups and hand them out to "lucky fans." Talk about getting a little piece of Whitey to take home with you, yeesh.
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This series is going so well it gives me a boner.
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Delmon Young solo shot puts the good guys up 3-0 in the eighth. I'm enjoying the shit out of game 1 thus far.
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I voted with my heart, which says he has a monster 2016 and re-ups for five more awful years after that.
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I went to bed when the first two MFYs reached in the 8th. Glad to see that it was all for naught. Go Orioles! Conversation between Fgirl and myself last night as we're watching this game: Fgirl: "Daddy, which teams are these?" Fman: "The team with the white shirts and stripes are the Yankees. The team with the grey shirts and black hats are the Orioles. Do you know what an oriole is?" Fgirl: "Those are those cookies that my brother likes."
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How insufferable is my Facebook feed these days. I wish I knew less Yankee fans.
