Edgy MD

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I was sort of expecting it. He looks 20 years older than he should — an impression underscored by his perfect mouth filled with reconstructed teeth

http://www.timesnews.net/image/2019/06/18/x720_q60/IMG-4685-jpg.jpg> I've been reading a little about Kingsport, and there's not much I'm impressed by. Naming a city in honor of a king after The Revolutionary War? BAD! Confederate victory during The Civil War? BOOO! Holding a public execution of an elephant? What the FUCK is wrong with you people? It is the hometown of Steven Williams, the actor who played the angry, grudge-holding, squad-car-wrecking cop in The Blues Brothers, and despite his reputation for property damage, eventually made captain and commanded his own squad of youthful detectives in 21 Jump Street. That's not nothing, but I garner that if Kingsport is truly going to know glory, it's going to have to be the Mets that lead them there, which makes yesterday's 8-6 victory over The Princeton Rays all the more meaningful. The victory, coming on the heels of an 11-1 battering of those same Rays, allowed the K-Mets to take the best-of-three series from the Tampa affiliate, raising their record to 10-12, and holding the team's position of fourth-place (in the five-team Appalachian League West Division, just a half game behind The Bristol Pirates. Glory would not be so elusive a quality if everybody put the heart into their pitching that Cesar Loaiza has been showing of late. Giving up but one run in each of his last three turns in the rotation, I'm-Loaiza-Baby-So-Why-Don't-You-Kill-Me has a 2.25 ERA over those three starts. Overall, he's struck out 19 and walked five in his 16 2/3 innings, and all his fans in The Cesarian Section will let you know that that sort of slinging gets things done. They'll also remind you that he was a fucking comet last year in his destruction of the Dominican Summer League. But those are short starts he's getting. The kid gloves policy even prospers in The Appalachian League, and therefore, you're going to need some top-shelf performers in your bullpen, and none sits on higher shelf than goofy-looking sidewinder Josh Hejka. Hedge-Fund has appeared in six haves and allowed no runs in 3 2/3 inning. I don't know about you, but that sounds to me like a guy being groomed to be a righthanded specialist, and his .143 batting average against suggests he's got it in him. But I hear what you're saying. Here in my kitchen, I can hear you. You're saying, "All of this means bupkis if the team isn't pushing runs across the plate." Well, I've spoken to the Tennessee State Police, and they tell me the biggest pusher in Kingsport is Andres Regnault Despite splitting time behind the plate with Wlifred Astudillo, the burly Venezuelan catcher has emerged as the team's offensive leader, slashing in at .333 / .373 / .563 // .935 through 51 plate appearances. Sure, 51 trips isn't the biggest sample, but this comes off a similarly sizzling DSL season last year, so maybe he's for real. There's only one way to find out who is for real and who isn't — COME ON DOWN to the ballkpark tonight for the Battle for Third Place as the K-Mets send the above-mentioned Cesar Loaiza to the mound against the invading Bristol Pirates. Every Friday home games is Fireworks Night at Hunter Wright Stadium, so if you're into accidental forest fires, this could be your lucky night! Transactions, 7/1 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]GOING[/td90][td90]=#00BF40]COMING[/td90][td90]=#00BF40]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Returned To Syracuse From Rehab Assignment[/td90][td90] Demoted From Brooklyn[/td90][td90]Signed As Undrafted Free Agent Out of SE Louisiana U.[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/621261.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/621261.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/687090/t453/180x270/687090.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/687090/t453/180x270/687090.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Corey Oswalt[/td90][td90]Nic Gaddis[/td90][td90]Jared Biddy[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]9/3/93[/td90][td90]10/12/96[/td90][td90]7/25/96[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] Transactions, 7/2 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]GOING[/td90][td90]GOING[/td90][td90]=#00BF40]COMING[/td90][td90]=#00BF40]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Demoted To GCL[/td90][td90]Demoted To GCL[/td90][td90] Promoted From GCL[/td90][td90] Demoted From Brooklyn[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/664329/t506/180x270/664329.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/664329/t506/180x270/664329.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/687090/t453/180x270/687090.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/687090/t453/180x270/687090.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/683146/t506/180x270/683146.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/683146/t506/180x270/683146.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/660523/generic/180x270/660523.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/660523/generic/180x270/660523.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Anderson Bohorquez[/td90][td90]Nic Gaddis[/td90][td90]Brett Baty[/td90][td90]Angel Manzanarez[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]10/3/97[/td90][td90]10/12/96[/td90][td90]11/13/99[/td90][td90]5/19/97[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] Transactions, 7/5 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]=#00BF40]COMING[/td90][td90]GOING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Promoted From GCL[/td90][td90]Demoted To GCL[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#008000] Catcher[/th][th]=#00BF00] Catcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/690841/t506/180x270/690841.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/690841/t506/180x270/690841.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Francisco Alvarez[/td90][td90]Matt O'Neill[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]11/19/01[/td90][td90]8/20/97[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] Transactions, 7/7 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]=#00BF40]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Promoted From GCL[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/677055/t506/180x270/677055.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/677055/t506/180x270/677055.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Noah Nuñez[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]12/28/98[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] Transactions, 7/8 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]GOING[/td90][td90]GOING[/td90][td90]GOING[/td90][td90]=#00BF40]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Demoted To GCL[/td90][td90]Promoted To Brooklyn[/td90][td90]Demoted To GCL[/td90][td90]Demoted From Brooklyn[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/677055/t506/180x270/677055.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/677055/t506/180x270/677055.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/664329/t506/180x270/664329.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/664329/t506/180x270/664329.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/665190/generic/180x270/665190.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/665190/generic/180x270/665190.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Noah Nuñez[/td90][td90]Jared Biddy[/td90][td90]Anderson Bohorquez[/td90][td90]Yeudy Colón[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]12/28/98[/td90][td90]7/25/96[/td90][td90]10/3/97[/td90][td90]6/9/95[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] Transactions, 7/10 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]GOING[/td90][td90]GOING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Promoted To Columbia[/td90][td90]Promoted To Brooklyn[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#008000] Catcher[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/642333/generic/180x270/642333.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/642333/generic/180x270/642333.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/660523/generic/180x270/660523.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/660523/generic/180x270/660523.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Carlos Sanchez[/td90][td90]Angel Manzanarez[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]6/6/96[/td90][td90]5/19/97[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] YOUR Kingsport Mets Coaching Staff [th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF0000] Manager[/th][th]=#BF0000]Pitching Coach[/th][th]=#BF0000]Hitting Coach[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Rich Donnelly[/td90][td90]Jerome Williams[/td90][td90]Mariano Duncan[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]8/3/46[/td90][td90]12/4/81[/td90][td90]3/13/63[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] [th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF0000]Development Coach[/th][th]=#BF0000]Performance Coach[/th][th]=#BF0000]S & C Coah[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Stephen Gaylor[/td90][td90]Seth Gregorich[/td90][td90]John Perry [/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]10/4/91[/td90][td90]7/15/88[/td90][td90]??/??/??[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]?/?[/td90] YOUR 2019 Kingsport Mets [th]Position Group[/th][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/681740/t506/180x270/681740.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/681740/t506/180x270/681740.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/673250/t506/180x270/673250.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/673250/t506/180x270/673250.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/681741/t506/180x270/681741.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/681741/t506/180x270/681741.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/671305/t506/180x270/671305.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/671305/t506/180x270/671305.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Benito Garcia[/td90][td90]Andres German[/td90][td90]Ramón Guzman[/td90][td90]Cesar Loaiza[/td90][td90]Micheel Otañez[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]3/10/00[/td90][td90]5/16/97[/td90][td90]10/16/96[/td90][td90]7/10/98[/td90][td90]7/3/97[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/681744/t506/180x270/681744.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/681744/t506/180x270/681744.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/665190/generic/180x270/665190.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/665190/generic/180x270/665190.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/674345/t506/180x270/674345.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/674345/t506/180x270/674345.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/672543/t506/180x270/672543.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/672543/t506/180x270/672543.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Junior Santos[/td90][td90]Yeudy Colón[/td90][td90]Jender De Jesus[/td90][td90]Christofer Dominguez[/td90][td90]Jefferson Escorcha[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]8/16/01[/td90][td90]6/9/95[/td90][td90]1/3/98[/td90][td90]1/3/00[/td90][td90]10/4/99[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/676776/t506/180x270/676776.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/676776/t506/180x270/676776.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/682132/t506/180x270/682132.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/682132/t506/180x270/682132.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/676696/t506/180x270/676696.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/676696/t506/180x270/676696.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/669951/t506/180x270/669951.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/669951/t506/180x270/669951.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Yadiel Flores[/td90][td90]Brendan Hardy[/td90][td90]Josh Hejka[/td90][td90]Nate Peden[/td90][td90]Cameron Planck[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]7/31/99[/td90][td90]12/15/99[/td90][td90]3/20/97[/td90][td90]10/16/98[/td90][td90]3/5/98[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]2018 31st- Round Pick[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#008000] Catcher[/th][th]=#008000] Catcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/674450/t506/180x270/674450.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/674450/t506/180x270/674450.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/682896/t506/180x270/682896.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/682896/t506/180x270/682896.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/672555/t506/180x270/672555.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/672555/t506/180x270/672555.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Hector Rodriguez[/td90][td90]Reyson Santos[/td90][td90]Nixon Silva[/td90][td90]Francisco Alvarez[/td90][td90]Wilfred Astudillo[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]12/27/97[/td90][td90]1/22/99[/td90][td90]8/20/99[/td90][td90]11/19/01[/td90][td90]3/14/00[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#008000]Catcher[/td90][td90]=#008000]Catcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]2018 31st- Round Pick[/td90][td90]Not Yet Activated[/td90][td90]Not Yet Activated[/td90][td90]International Free Agent[/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#008000] Catcher[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/666685/t506/180x270/666685.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/666685/t506/180x270/666685.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/683146/t506/180x270/683146.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/683146/t506/180x270/683146.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/672823/t506/180x270/672823.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/672823/t506/180x270/672823.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/665872/t506/180x270/665872.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/665872/t506/180x270/665872.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/681941/t506/180x270/681941.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/681941/t506/180x270/681941.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Andres Regnault[/td90][td90]Brett Baty[/td90][td90]Sebastian Espino[/td90][td90]Gregory Guerrero[/td90][td90]Jaylen Palmer[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]12/21/98[/td90][td90]11/13/99[/td90][td90]5/29/00[/td90][td90]1/20/99[/td90][td90]7/31/00[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#008000]Catcher[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Third Base[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Shortstop[/td90][td90]=#008000]Shortstop[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Third Base[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]1b[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]2b[/td90][td90]2b[/td90][td90]ss[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]2018 29th- Round Pick[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/667827/t506/180x270/667827.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/667827/t506/180x270/667827.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/681899/t506/180x270/681899.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/681899/t506/180x270/681899.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/677078/t506/180x270/677078.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/677078/t506/180x270/677078.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/679295/t506/180x270/679295.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/679295/t506/180x270/679295.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Christopher Pujols[/td90][td90]L.A. Woodard[/td90][td90]Cole Kleszcz[/td90][td90]Tanner Murphy[/td90][td90]Scott Ota[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]8/19/97[/td90][td90]6/3/97[/td90][td90]6/16/97[/td90][td90]5/1/98[/td90][td90]8/16/97[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Shortstop[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Shortstop[/td90][td90]=#4080FF]Center Field[/td90][td90]=#4080FF]Right Field[/td90][td90]=#4080FF]Right Field[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]3b[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]rf, lf[/td90][td90]lf, cf[/td90][td90]cf, lf[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]2018 16th- Round Pick[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th][/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th][/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th][/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/672424/t506/180x270/672424.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/672424/t506/180x270/672424.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/663772/t506/180x270/663772.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/663772/t506/180x270/663772.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Jhoander Saez[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Kennie Taylor[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]3/24/98[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]10/20/96[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]S/R[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]=#0000FF]Center Field[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]=#4080FF]Center Field[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]rf, ss[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]lf[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90] [/th]Inactive K-Mets [th]Position Group[/td90][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/606187/t506/180x270/606187.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/606187/t506/180x270/606187.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/642531/t506/180x270/642531.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/642531/t506/180x270/642531.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/676158/t506/180x270/676158.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/676158/t506/180x270/676158.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Audry German[/td90][td90]Oscar Rojas[/td90][td90]Keelan Smithers[/td90][td90]Eucebio Arias[/td90][td90]Mitch Hickey[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]8/16/92[/td90][td90]5/5/99[/td90][td90]6/24/94[/td90][td90]9/20/74[/td90][td90]11/16/95[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Status Notes[/th][td90]=#00BF00]Possibly Retired[/td90][td90]On 60- Day IL[/td90][td90]Not Yet Activated[/td90][td90]Suspended[/td90][td90][/td90]

"I want to be perfectly clear in my comments, because they're sure going to get muddled by talking to Francessa."

Looks like a great John Oates vehicle.

It depends on the offer, dudn't it? And they certainly aren't getting top dollar out of him by playing him in left and getting negative defensive value. They also know more than we do about the potential outcomes of Brandon Nimmo's future. I'm not advocating for his dealing, but I don't think it's in the realm of the impossible.

Dilson represented Syracuse at the AAA All-Star Game, going 1-1 with a walk.

Who Gets Traded First? was definitely my least-favorite Who album.

Jeff Passan said on ESPN that Zack Wheeler "will not be pitching in Queens on July 31st" and that interest in him is "far and wide". Well, that's, like, the world's safest bet, seeing as how the Mets are in CHICAGO PLAYING THE WHITE SOX ON THE 31st, JEFF!!

It's something I think about too. It's probably happened, but if it hasn't, it's certainly less likely to happen now, with significantly shorter distances to the backstop, and more brick façades to make bouncebacks far more common.

Chad ochoseis wrote: The obits are all along the lines of "Ex-Yankee Jim Bouton, who exposed Mickey Mantle as a party animal and noted that ballplayers sometimes take amphetamines, died yesterday at age 80." This is like remembering George Harrison for his career with the Traveling Wilburys. I would have went with SHITFUCK! JIM BOUTON IS DEAD!

http://brooklyncyclones.com.ismmedia.com/ISM3/std-content/repos/Top/News/PawPatrolGameFront.jpg> As The New York-Penn League commemorates 80 years of operation, Edgardo Alfonzo and The Brooklyn Cyclones look to restore the standards of the past. Having completed their first 14 seasons without a single losing campaign, the 'Clones were a shiny jewel in the Sterling Equities crown. Then came 2015 and shit caught up with them. A 33-43 summer was the first of three losing seasons in a row, bottoming out with a rank and crusty 24-52 record in 2017. That season was also the first under Edgardo Alfonzo's stewardship, and while a big name may not mean a whole lot, the team (finally) rebounded to a 40-35 second place season in 2018, and Fonzie's got the gang jumping barrels instead of sharks down at the waterfront. Whether this year's team has got the goods is still an open question. Last night's 9-0 beatdown of The Mohoning Valley Scrappers, was certainly good news, not least of all because it featured six two-hit shutout innings in the second career start from Frank Valentino, an amateur undrafted signee the Mets got from head coach Frank Catalanotto's New York Tech Bears. That restores the team to first place in The New York-Penn League McNamara Division, until you realize that their occupation at the top of the standings reflects a 13-12 record and a share of a three-way tie in a four team division. And the fourth team is only a half game behind, but since it's The Staten Island Yankees, I'll just point out that last place is last place. But the added reality is that, at 4-6 over their last 10 games, our first-place heroes are still trending in the wrong direction even after annihilation of Mahoning — which sounds like a good title for my novel. But reality is relative. I mean, I think it is. Consider the reality that punches NYPenn-Leaguers in the face every time Daison Acosta takes the hill. Because, mercy, that's what happens. Accost-Ya has started three games and appeared in a fourth, totalling 19 1/3 innings and laying forth a 0.98 ERA. That is not a typo. Tumblin' Daison has struck out 25 batters along the way, walking nine, and the next homer he gives up will be his first. That's 12.28 strikeouts per nine, if you care about that sort of thing. And if that is the sort of thing that sends a summer breeze through the jasmine in your mind, well, kick off your shoes, stick 'em in the sand, and get a look at the performance of one Nelson Leon. Admiral Nelson LAUGHS (HA-HA!) at Mr. Acosta, because his ERA doesn't even exist, having thrown six innings of relief and not yet allowed a run. Did I say something about allowing a run? Well, Sierra Leon gives you more than that! He has only allowed one hit so far. PITCH HIM EVERY DAY, FONZIE!! He cannot be stopped. One person that gets hits off everybody though is Wilmer Reyes the Cyclones infielder with the Metliest of Met names. With a .379 / .364 / .582 // .961 slash line, the six foot Dominican has played all over the diamond, so he's also a good soldier — a good soldier hitting .395 over his last 10 games. Tonight's game has been rained out, so you know what that means — a twin-bill of seven-inning games against Mohoning tomorrow. Grab the kids and head on down to the beach for the best show on the boardwalk. Transactions, 6/25 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Sent From St. Lucie On Rehab Assignment[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/668560/t453/180x270/668560.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/668560/t453/180x270/668560.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Yeizo Campos[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]4/29/96[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] Transactions, 6/26 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Promoted To Binghamton[/td90][td90] Demoted To GCL[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#0000FF] Outfielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/666796/generic/180x270/666796.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/666796/generic/180x270/666796.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/668545/t506/180x270/668545.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/668545/t506/180x270/668545.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Jaison Vilera[/td90][td90]Raul Beracierta[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]6/19/97[/td90][td90]5/24/99[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] Transactions, 6/27 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Signed As Undrafted Free Agent Out Of NY Tech & Assigned To Brooklyn[/td90][td90] Returned To St. Lucie From Rehab Assignment[/td90][td90] Returned To Binghamton From Rehab Assignment[/td90][td90] Demoted From Binghamton[/td90][td90] Promoted From Kingsport[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/668560/t453/180x270/668560.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/668560/t453/180x270/668560.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/666796/generic/180x270/666796.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/666796/generic/180x270/666796.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Frank Valentino[/td90][td90]Yeizo Campos[/td90][td90]Gavin Cecchini[/td90][td90]Jaison Vilera[/td90][td90]Cory Gaconi[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]3/15/95[/td90][td90]4/29/96[/td90][td90]12/22/93[/td90][td90]6/19/97[/td90][td90]1/22/97[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Direction[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Sent From Binghamton On Rehab Assignment[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/664059/generic/180x270/664059.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/664059/generic/180x270/664059.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Sam Haggerty[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]5/26/94[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]S/R[/td90] Transactions, 6/28 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90] Promoted To Columbia[/td90][td90] Demoted To GCL[/td90][td90] Sent From New York On Rehab Assignment[/td90][td90]Signed As 32nd-Round Pick Out Of Mississippi State And Assigned To Brooklyn[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#008000] Catcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/650706/t506/180x270/650706.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/650706/t506/180x270/650706.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/681877/t453/180x270/681877.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/681877/t453/180x270/681877.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Nelson Leon[/td90][td90]Phil Capra[/td90][td90]Jeurys Familia[/td90][td90]Cole Gordon[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]3/1/95[/td90][td90]10/1/96[/td90][td90]10/10/89[/td90][td90]10/2/95[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]S/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90] Transactions, 6/29 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Signed As 11th-Round Pick Out Of Louisiana State And Assigned To Brooklyn[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Antoine DuPlantis[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]9/9/96[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90] Transactions, 6/30 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Signed As Fourth-Round Pick Out Of Mississipppi State[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/663968/generic/180x270/663968.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/663968/generic/180x270/663968.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Jake Mangum[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]3/8/96[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]S/L[/td90] Transactions, 7/1 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Returned To Syracuse From Rehab Assignment[/td90][td90] Demoted To Kingsport[/td90][td90]Transferred From GCL On Rehab Assignment[/td90][td90] Promoted From GCL[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/621261.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/621261.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/687090/t453/180x270/687090.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/687090/t453/180x270/687090.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/677020/generic/180x270/677020.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/677020/generic/180x270/677020.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Corey Oswalt[/td90][td90]Nic Gaddis[/td90][td90]Joshua Walker[/td90][td90]Branden Fryman[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]9/3/93[/td90][td90]10/12/96[/td90][td90]12/1/94[/td90][td90]3/16/98[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] Transactions, 7/2 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Returned To New York From Rehab Assignment[/td90][td90] Demoted To Kingsport[/td90][td90] Promoted To St. Lucie[/td90][td90] Promoted To Columbia[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#0000FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#0000FF] Outfielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/660523/generic/180x270/660523.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/660523/generic/180x270/660523.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/656017/generic/180x270/656017.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/656017/generic/180x270/656017.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/673963/generic/90x135/673963.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/673963/generic/90x135/673963.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Justin Wilson[/td90][td90]Angel Manzanarez[/td90][td90]José Miguel Medina[/td90][td90]Zach Rheams[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]8/18/87[/td90][td90]5/19/97[/td90][td90]10/21/96[/td90][td90]7/5/96[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90] Transactions, 7/3 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Promoted To Columbia[/td90][td90]Demoted From Columbia[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Cole Gordon[/td90][td90]Alec Kisena[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]10/2/95[/td90][td90]10/12/95[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90] Transactions, 7/6 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Ended Rehab Assignment, Activated From DL And Returned To Binghamton[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/664059/generic/180x270/664059.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/664059/generic/180x270/664059.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Sam Haggerty[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]5/26/94[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]S/R[/td90] Transactions, 7/7 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Promoted To Columbia[/td90][td90]Demoted From Columbia[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#0000FF] Outfielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/670897/generic/180x270/670897.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/670897/generic/180x270/670897.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/673963/generic/90x135/673963.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/673963/generic/90x135/673963.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Daison Acosta[/td90][td90]Zach Rheams[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]8/24/98[/td90][td90]7/5/96[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90] Transactions, 7/8 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Promoted From Kingsport[/td90][td90]Demoted To Kingsport[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/665190/generic/180x270/665190.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/665190/generic/180x270/665190.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Jared Biddy[/td90][td90]Yeudy Colón[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]7/25/96[/td90][td90]6/9/95[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] Transactions, 7/9 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Promoted To Columbia[/td90][td90]Demoted From Columbia[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#0000FF] Outfielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/673963/generic/90x135/673963.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/673963/generic/90x135/673963.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Justin Wilson[/td90][td90]Zach Rheams[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]8/18/87[/td90][td90]7/5/96[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90] Transactions, 7/10 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90] Demoted To GCL[/td90][td90] Promoted From GCL[/td90][td90]Promoted From Kingsport[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/687055/t453/180x270/687055.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/687055/t453/180x270/687055.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/660523/generic/180x270/660523.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/660523/generic/180x270/660523.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Zach Ashford[/td90][td90]Nick MacDonald[/td90][td90]Angel Manzanarez[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]2/9/97[/td90][td90]6/11/98[/td90][td90]5/19/97[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] YOUR Brooklyn Cyclones Coaching Staff [th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF0000] Manager[/th][th]=#BF0000]Pitching Coach[/th][th]=#BF0000]Hitting Coach[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Edgardo Alfonzo[/td90][td90]Joshue Matos[/td90][td90]Delwyn Young[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]11/8/73[/td90][td90]3/15//78[/td90][td90]6/30/82[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]S/R[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF0000]Bench Coach[/th][th]=#BF0000]Head Trainer[/th][th]=#BF0000]Strength Coach[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Endy Chavez[/td90][td90]Vanessa Weisbach[/td90][td90]Joe Lego [/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]2/7/78[/td90][td90]??/??/??[/td90][td90]Circa 1992[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]?/?[/td90][td90]?/?[/td90] YOUR 2019 Brooklyn Cyclones [th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/668805/t506/180x270/668805.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/668805/t506/180x270/668805.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/687797/t453/180x270/687797.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/687797/t453/180x270/687797.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/673253/generic/180x270/673253.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/673253/generic/180x270/673253.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Matt Cleveland[/td90][td90]Nathan Jones[/td90][td90]Jordan Martinson[/td90][td90]Malky Mena[/td90][td90]Frank Valentino[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]3/18/98[/td90][td90]1/6/97[/td90][td90]3/7/97[/td90][td90]10/3/96[/td90][td90]3/15/95[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]2019 Fifth- Round Pick[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/666796/generic/180x270/666796.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/666796/generic/180x270/666796.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/670193/t506/180x270/670193.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/670193/t506/180x270/670193.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/688584/t453/180x270/688584.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/688584/t453/180x270/688584.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Jaison Vilera[/td90][td90]Jared Biddy[/td90][td90]Garrison Bryant[/td90][td90]Andrew Edwards[/td90][td90]Cory Gaconi[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]6/19/97[/td90][td90]7/25/96[/td90][td90]12/3/98[/td90][td90]5/12/97[/td90][td90]1/22/97[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]2019 31st- Round Pick[/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/687321/t453/180x270/687321.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/687321/t453/180x270/687321.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/686193/t453/180x270/686193.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/686193/t453/180x270/686193.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/682260/t506/180x270/682260.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/682260/t506/180x270/682260.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Dan Goggin[/td90][td90]Alec Kisena[/td90][td90]Justin Lasko[/td90][td90]Nick MacDonald[/td90][td90]Brian Metoyer[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]6/9/97[/td90][td90]10/12/95[/td90][td90]3/16/97[/td90][td90]6/11/98[/td90][td90]11/13/96[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]2019 17th- Round Pick[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#008000] Catcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/687109/t453/180x270/687109.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/687109/t453/180x270/687109.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/645309/t506/180x270/645309.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/645309/t506/180x270/645309.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/677020/generic/180x270/677020.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/677020/generic/180x270/677020.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/670548/generic/180x270/670548.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/670548/generic/180x270/670548.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Matt Mullenbach[/td90][td90]Mitch Ragan[/td90][td90]Luis Silva[/td90][td90]Joshua Walker[/td90][td90]José Mena[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]10/6/96[/td90][td90]4/1/97[/td90][td90]11/17/96[/td90][td90]12/1/94[/td90][td90]12/22/96[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#008000]Catcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]1b[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]2019 15th- Round Pick[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On Rehab From St. Lucie[/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#00BF00] Catcher[/th][th]=#00BF00] Catcher[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/684845/t453/180x270/684845.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/684845/t453/180x270/684845.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/663507/generic/180x270/663507.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/663507/generic/180x270/663507.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/664987/t453/180x270/664987.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/664987/t453/180x270/664987.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Jake Ortega[/td90][td90]Ariel Yera[/td90][td90]Branden Fryman[/td90][td90]Gavin Garay[/td90][td90]Joe Genord[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]7/31/96[/td90][td90]1/20/97[/td90][td90]3/16/98[/td90][td90]6/18/97[/td90][td90]8/17/96[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#00BF00]Catcher[/td90][td90]=#008000]Catcher[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Shortstop[/td90][td90]=#008000]First Base[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]First Base[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]1b[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]c, rf[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#0000FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#0000FF] Outfielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/660523/generic/180x270/660523.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/660523/generic/180x270/660523.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/667828/generic/180x270/667828.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/667828/generic/180x270/667828.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/682239/t453/180x270/682239.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/682239/t453/180x270/682239.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/660579/t506/180x270/660579.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/660579/t506/180x270/660579.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/650702/t506/180x270/650702.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/650702/t506/180x270/650702.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Angel Manzanarez[/td90][td90]Wilmer Reyes[/td90][td90]Luke Ritter[/td90][td90]Ranfy Adon[/td90][td90]Anthony Dirocie[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]5/19/97[/td90][td90]12/22/97[/td90][td90]2/15/97[/td90][td90]8/2/97[/td90][td90]4/24/97[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#008000]Second Base[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Shortstop[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Second Base[/td90][td90]=#0000FF]Center Field[/td90][td90]=#0000FF]Right Field[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]3b, ss, cf 1b[/td90][td90]2b, 3b[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]rf[/td90][td90]cf, lf[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#0000FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#0000FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#0000FF] Outfielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/666788/t453/180x270/666788.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/666788/t453/180x270/666788.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/663968/generic/180x270/663968.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/663968/generic/180x270/663968.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/673963/generic/90x135/673963.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/673963/generic/90x135/673963.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/660680/generic/180x270/660680.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/660680/generic/180x270/660680.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Antoine DuPlantis[/td90][td90]Guillermo Granadillo[/td90][td90]Jake Mangum[/td90][td90]Zach Rheams[/td90][td90]Yoel Romero[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]9/9/96[/td90][td90]2/12/97[/td90][td90]3/8/96[/td90][td90]7/5/96[/td90][td90]4/10/98[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]S/L[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#0000FF]Center Field[/td90][td90]=#0000FF]Center Field[/td90][td90]=#0000FF]Center Field[/td90][td90]=#0000FF]Left Field[/td90][td90]=#0000FF]Left Field[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]lf[/td90][td90]lf, rf[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]1b[/td90][td90]ss, 2b, rf, 1b[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90] Inactive Cylcones [th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Bryce Montes de Oca[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]4/23/96[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]Not Yet Activated[/td90]

If I remember correctly, veteran-non-roster-invitee-on-a-minor-league-contract Nellie Briles had been announced as making the team, but then saw the lowball big-league salary the Mets were offering, said "Fuck it," and retired. So Jesse was given Briles' slot at the last moment, and they didn't have a chance to customize a jersey for him. Can't say I recall what the Mazzilli deal was. He had a really good game that day, if I remember my opening days rightly.

Ever? I realize All-Star rosters used to be harder for rookies to crack, but that doesn't sound right.

I mean, I'm assuming that it's Bill Buckner in Lunchbucket's avatar, because I believe the photo pays tribute to Jesse's first game (the only one in which he wore 61?) and Buckner was the only batter he faced. Beyond that, it's a mustachioed Cub who is appearing to either be approaching or backing out of the lefthanded batter's box. Perhaps backing out, as the ump has just called a strike and the catcher is returning the ball. But why does he have the gut of 60-year-old boozehound of a coach? And why does his left leg seem to have been stricken by, like, super-polio? http://thecranepool.net/phpBB32/download/file.php?avatar=58_1546003138.jpg> Were Jesse's pitches so devastating that they caused you to age and succumb to disease? If only temporarily?

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: Guys I hardly ever heard of playing tonight: Beiber McCann the other catcher https://metsrostercentral.files.wordpress.com/2019/07/screen-shot-2019-07-10-at-10.25.45-am.png>

=41Forever post_id=15554 time=1562724168 user_id=69] McNeil in left. Can't remember the last time there were two Mets in the All-Star Game at the same time.

Down 6-5 in the ninth against The Hickory Crawdads, The Columbia Fireflies got the tying and go-ahead runs on base before going down on a grounder. The loss kept the Flies at true sea level for the time being, making them 5-5 in their last 10, and 9-9 overall in this, the second of the season in The South Atlantic League Southern Division. Early jockeying is still taking place, however, and so the loss leaves them but one game out of first behind The Augusta GreenJackets and The Rome Braves. The Braves are an exception in the Sally League, not being named after an insect or small fish. Somebody who is no small fish to the Mets, drafted in the second round in 2018, is one Sugarland, Texas' own Simeon Woods Richardson. Sim Score has started six games between June and July, covering 27 2/3 innings with a 2.28 ERA. Among those was a five-inning, no-hit start. He struck out 32 and walked nine in that period. Still growing into his frame, this surprise pick of the Mets has been putting doubts aside with high 90s heat that a lot of scouts didn't know was there, keeping him off most draft boards. Woods is the goods. But he ain't the only goods from the 2008 draft shining bright with the Fireflies. Eighth rounder Tylor Megill has been a thrill. The Whole Megilla has thrown 25 1/3 innings so far, and held opponents to a .182 batting average and walked off with a 3-0 record, two saves, and a 1.42 ERA. Nutmeg is from Long Beach, which makes it disappointing that he wasn't a LBS Dirtbag, but he instead went to baseball factory Arizona U., and it's hard to fault him for that. Hard to fault for anything is Hayden Senger. Well, you can fault the dashing Ohioan catcher for grounding out to end last night's game, but having already stretched his hitting streak to seven games, he was the bat that manager Pedro Lopez wanted at the plate. The Ravishing Receiver ended the night at .389 / .421 / .583 // 1.004 over his last 10 games, and that's the sort of swinging that can help you win games. Want to help them win tonight? Get on down to Columbia's Segra Park, and root for victory over Augusta (and a share of first place). Columbia is doing a promo where their one millionth fan to pass through the turnstiles of Segra will receive one million dollars. It could happen to you. Transactions, 6/13 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]GOING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Activated & Demoted To Brooklyn[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#0000FF] Outfielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/660579/t506/180x270/660579.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/660579/t506/180x270/660579.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Ranfy Adon[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]8/2/97[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] Transactions, 6/14 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]=#00BF40]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Promoted From Brooklyn[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/681385/t506/180x270/681385.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/681385/t506/180x270/681385.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Christian Tripp[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]3/13/97[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] Transactions, 6/22 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]GOING[/td90][td90]=#00BF40]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90] Retired[/td90][td90]Signed Away From Evansville (Frontier League) & Assigned To Columbia[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/642173/t506/180x270/642173.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/642173/t506/180x270/642173.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/677160/generic/180x270/677160.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/677160/generic/180x270/677160.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Chris Viall[/td90][td90]Danny Hrbek[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]9/28/95[/td90][td90]12/27/94[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90] Transactions, 6/28 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]=#00BF40]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Promoted From Brooklyn[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/650706/t506/180x270/650706.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/650706/t506/180x270/650706.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Nelson Leon[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]3/1/95[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] Transactions, 6/29 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]GOING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Placed On 7-Day IL[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/658741/t506/180x270/658741.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/658741/t506/180x270/658741.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]José Moreno[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]7/31/96[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] Transactions, 7/2 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]GOING[/td90][td90]=#00BF40]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Promoted To St. Lucie[/td90][td90]Promoted From Brooklyn[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#0000FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#0000FF] Outfielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/658738/t3705/180x270/658738.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/658738/t3705/180x270/658738.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/673963/generic/90x135/673963.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/673963/generic/90x135/673963.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Hansel Moreno[/td90][td90]Zach Rheams[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]11/3/96[/td90][td90]7/5/96[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]S/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90] Transactions, 7/3 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]GOING[/td90][td90]GOING[/td90][td90]GOING[/td90][td90]=#00BF40]COMING[/td90][td90]=#00BF40]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Promoted To St. Lucie[/td90][td90] Demoted To Brooklyn[/td90][td90]Promoted To Binghamton[/td90][td90]Demoted From St. Lucie[/td90][td90]Demoted From St. Lucie[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/663378/generic/180x270/663378.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/663378/generic/180x270/663378.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/656201/t453/180x270/656201.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/656201/t453/180x270/656201.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/663652/t3705/180x270/663652.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/663652/t3705/180x270/663652.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/666683/t3705/180x270/666683.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/666683/t3705/180x270/666683.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Thomas Szapucki[/td90][td90]Alec Kisena[/td90][td90]Chandler Avant[/td90][td90]Jake Simon[/td90][td90]Briam Campusano[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]6/12/96[/td90][td90]10/12/95[/td90][td90]6/11/95[/td90][td90]1/21/97[/td90][td90]3/26/96[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/L[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Direction[/td90][td90]=#00BF40]COMING[/td90][td90]=#00BF40]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Promoted From Brooklyn[/td90][td90]Activated From 7- Day IL[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/644418/t506/180x270/644418.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/644418/t506/180x270/644418.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Cole Gordon[/td90][td90]Walter Rasquin[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]10/2/95[/td90][td90]3/21/96[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] Transactions, 7/7 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]=#00BF40]COMING[/td90][td90]=#00BF40]COMING[/td90][td90]GOING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Promoted From Brooklyn[/td90][td90]Demoted From Binghamton[/td90][td90]Placed On 7-Day IL[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/670897/generic/180x270/670897.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/670897/generic/180x270/670897.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/656201/t453/180x270/656201.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/656201/t453/180x270/656201.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/676833/t506/180x270/676833.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/676833/t506/180x270/676833.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Daison Acosta[/td90][td90]Chandler Avant[/td90][td90]Billy Oxford[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]8/24/98[/td90][td90]6/11/95[/td90][td90]10/22/95[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] Transactions, 7/9 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]GOING[/td90][td90]=#00BF40]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Demoted To Brooklyn[/td90][td90]Demoted From St. Lucie[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#0000FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#0000FF] Outfielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/673963/generic/90x135/673963.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/673963/generic/90x135/673963.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/656017/generic/180x270/656017.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/656017/generic/180x270/656017.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Zach Rheams[/td90][td90]José Miguel Medina[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]7/5/96[/td90][td90]10/21/96[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] YOUR Columbia Fireflies Coaching Staff [th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF0000] Manager[/th][th]=#BF0000]Pitching Coach[/th][th]=#BF0000]Hitting Coach[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Pedro Lopez[/td90][td90]Jonathan Hurst[/td90][td90]Ender Chavez[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]3/29/69[/td90][td90]10/20/66[/td90][td90]3/9/81[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF0000]Ment. Skills Coach[/th][th]=#BF0000]Strength Coach[/th][th]=#BF0000]Athletic Trainer[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Josh Kozuch[/td90][td90]Tanner Miracle[/td90][td90]Hiroto Kawamura[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]circa 1988[/td90][td90]circa 1993[/td90][td90]??/??/??[/td90] YOUR Columbia Fireflies [th]Position Group[/th][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/670897/generic/180x270/670897.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/670897/generic/180x270/670897.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/676130/t506/180x270/676130.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/676130/t506/180x270/676130.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/669259/t506/180x270/669259.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/669259/t506/180x270/669259.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/663652/t3705/180x270/663652.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/663652/t3705/180x270/663652.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/668594/t506/180x270/668594.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/668594/t506/180x270/668594.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Daison Acosta[/td90][td90]José Butto[/td90][td90]Christian James[/td90][td90]Jake Simon[/td90][td90]Willy Taveras[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]8/24/98[/td90][td90]3/19/98[/td90][td90]5/24/98[/td90][td90]1/21/97[/td90][td90]1/20/98[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/680573/t3705/180x270/680573.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/680573/t3705/180x270/680573.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/666683/t3705/180x270/666683.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/666683/t3705/180x270/666683.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/677160/generic/180x270/677160.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/677160/generic/180x270/677160.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Simeon Woods Richardson[/td90][td90]Briam Campusano[/td90][td90]Cole Gordon[/td90][td90]Danny Hrbek[/td90][td90]Bryce Hutchinson[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]9/27/00[/td90][td90]3/26/96[/td90][td90]10/2/95[/td90][td90]12/27/94[/td90][td90]10/21/98[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]2018 Second- Round Pick[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#008000] Catcher[/th][th]=#008000] Catcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/650706/t506/180x270/650706.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/650706/t506/180x270/650706.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/642216/t506/180x270/642216.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/642216/t506/180x270/642216.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/663584/t506/180x270/663584.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/663584/t506/180x270/663584.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/660842/t506/180x270/660842.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/660842/t506/180x270/660842.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Nelson Leon[/td90][td90]Tylor Megill[/td90][td90]Allan Winans[/td90][td90]Hayden Senger[/td90][td90]Juan Uriarte[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]3/1/95[/td90][td90]7/28/95[/td90][td90]8/10/95[/td90][td90]4/3/97[/td90][td90]9/17/97[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#008000]Catcher[/td90][td90]=#008000]Catcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]2b[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]2018 8th- Round Pick[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/656201/t453/180x270/656201.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/656201/t453/180x270/656201.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/681907/t3705/180x270/681907.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/681907/t3705/180x270/681907.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/665989/t506/180x270/665989.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/665989/t506/180x270/665989.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/644418/t506/180x270/644418.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/644418/t506/180x270/644418.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Chandler Avant[/td90][td90]Chase Chambers[/td90][td90]Ronnie Mauricio[/td90][td90]Shervyen Newton[/td90][td90]Walter Rasquin[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]6/11/95[/td90][td90]8/22/95[/td90][td90]4/4/201[/td90][td90]4/24/99[/td90][td90]3/21/96[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]S/R[/td90][td90]S/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Second Base[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]First Base[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Shortstop[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Shortstop[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Second Base[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]2b, 3b, ss[/td90][td90]3b, 1b[/td90][td90]lf, 3b, 1b, c, rp[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]2018 30th- Round Pick[/td90][td90]On 7-Day DL[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#0000FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#0000FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/674665/t3705/180x270/674665.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/674665/t3705/180x270/674665.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/668901/t506/180x270/668901.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/668901/t506/180x270/668901.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/664279/t506/180x270/664279.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/664279/t506/180x270/664279.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/656017/generic/180x270/656017.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/656017/generic/180x270/656017.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Brian Sharp[/td90][td90]Mark Vientos[/td90][td90]Wagner Lagrange[/td90][td90]José Miguel Medina[/td90][td90]Gerson Molina[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]2/18/97[/td90][td90]12/11/99[/td90][td90]9/6/95[/td90][td90]10/21/96[/td90][td90]3/13/96[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Third Base[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Shortstop[/td90][td90]=#0000FF]Right Field[/td90][td90]=#0000FF]Right Field[/td90][td90]=#0000FF]Left Field[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]lf, cf[/td90][td90]cf, lf[/td90][td90]cf, 3b, rf[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]2018 26th- Round Pick[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90] Inactive [th]Position Group[/th][th]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/670059/t3705/180x270/670059.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/670059/t3705/180x270/670059.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/657211/t3705/180x270/657211.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/657211/t3705/180x270/657211.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/656563/generic/180x270/656563.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/656563/generic/180x270/656563.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/658741/t506/180x270/658741.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/658741/t506/180x270/658741.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/676833/t506/180x270/676833.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/676833/t506/180x270/676833.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Colin Holderman[/td90][td90]Jimmy Duff[/td90][td90]Joel Huertas[/td90][td90]José Moreno[/td90][td90]Billy Oxford[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]10/8/95[/td90][td90]11/15/93[/td90][td90]2/14/96[/td90][td90]7/31/96[/td90][td90]10/22/95[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]S/L[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]On 7-Day DL[/td90][td90]=#00BF00]Possibly Retired[/td90][td90]On 7-Day IL[/td90][td90]On 7-Day IL[/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#0000FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#0000FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#0000FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#0000FF] 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Ozzie could jump like a kangaroo in his KangaROOS: https://vault-cdn.si.com/SI_ISSUE_IMAGES/Sports%20Illustrated/1985/10/19851028/Sports_Illustrated_43820_19851028-001-775-cover.jpg>

Rochester-area lawyer, specializing in litigation.

Pete seems great, but anybody who says there's a 0% chance that he's had pharmaceutical help isn't being honest.

Shocking.

What are your top ten, defining Mets stories of the year? Feel free to pick from the list below or add stories I shamelessly left out. For the purposes of the survey, "Mets Owners Still Suck" isn't really a story, but "Mets Owners Demonstrate New Way in Which They Suck" is. "Mets Continue to Snag Attractive Wives" isn't really a story, but Wilson Ramos' Wife Announcing That She's Expecting by Flashing Wilson a Sign While He Is Batting" is. Bodie's First Season and the Weird Precedent He Represents by His Very Nature Bullpen Failure Epidemic Céspedes Stepped in a Hole, Ends His Season That Hadn't Even Had a Chance to Begin Defense is Pretty Terrible Female PA Announcer Debuts, Life Doesn't End Fired the Pitching Coach and Replaced Him with an Octogenarian Frazier Still Has Some Value! Who Knew? Vargas too, Maybe Hey, Smith Is Good After All Jacob deGrom, Not as Great, but Still Damn Good, and as Starved for Support as Ever Jason Vargas Threw a Shutout — That Totally Happened, and in Fact, He Heads into the Break Tied for the League Lead in Shutouts, with One Jed Lowrie, the Met Who Wasn't Jeff McNeil, Old-School Batting Average Title Contender Keon Broxton ... Did That Even Happen? Mets Celebrate 1969 Heroes Mets Fuck up Celebration of 1969 Heroes by Confusing the Living with the Dead Mets Honor Tom Seaver Mickey Callaway Deathwatch Mickey, Vargas Threaten Reporter Organization Gives Up on Travis d'Arnaud and Kevin Plawecki Pete Alonso, Home Run Derby Champion Pete Alonso, Rookie Sensation Rosario Has Yet to Show Any Real Defensive Value Rotation Giving up Dingers Like They Were Bred for It The Torpidity of Wilson Ramos The Trade That Defined BVW's First Offseason is Providing No Dividends While Displaying Current Dividends and Promising Future Dividends Among the Guys Traded Away Three Veteran Outfielders Called Up from the Minors Play the Hero in as Many Days Tim Tebow May Be as Bad as All That, After All Tom Seaver Is Suffering from Dementia What's With the Fucking Ball? Who the Fuck Broke Brandon Nimmo?

Turning Bo into a Disney action princess kinda kinda kinda feels a little forced.

Call Guinness. Most piss missiles in one night.