A Boy Named Seo

He had a big mass removed from his chest. Docs told him he should be back on the job in a month if all goes well

Chippin away. Chip chip chiparooooo

So did Hank!

Nothing apparent. Gary is wondering if it was from when he smashed into the wall the other night.

Home Ramos. The comeback is on.

Hey the first inning is over! We still have 24 whole outs to overcome this measly 10-run deficit!

10 day ban when you count the PR/DR closer kerfuffle!

Infinite ERA for Matz tonight. That's impressive. And Nimmo now leaving the game. Whiplash from watching bombs fly out, I assume.

A Jae Named Seo: https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RbdRFZ5KSkQ/Vwf1qd0p_OI/AAAAAAAA7q8/1Pm3QStBedI7QmxrRX48jUA_HVD9203-w/s1600/%2521%252150785602.jpg>

Isn't that Kaz Matsui? It's always a revelation to discover some athletes are deeply reflective and despite being great at a thing for most of their lives, can still feel inadequate and insufficient.

Doc all the way.

No surprise, Familia and Gsellman were pitching in the highest leverage innings yesterday. That was game was the 8th. We're lucky to have won the thing at all. https://www.fangraphs.com/wins.aspx?date=2019-04-15&team=Mets&dh=0&season=2019https://www.fangraphs.com/wins.aspx?date=2019-04-15&team=Mets&dh=0&season=2019

"We're not going to have him come in, get one out, and have nobody to pitch the ninth. I mean, we're not going to have him come in, get one out, and sit down, and come out and get three more outs. He's here to get three outs, that's it." I may be paraphrasing a little, or else my hearing may be a little off, due to the aneurysm I'm currently experiencing. I woke up desperately wanting to hear Mickey speak on this. Where'd you catch it? I didn't see it on SNY.

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Maybe his junk is the real Piss Missile Peter. Maybe that's why he's going by Pete now, cause the name was already taken.

I'm thinking it's Cano who needs a night off.

After winning last night, this becomes BIG GAME. Tomorrow we have Vargas and on Sunday, a pissed-off deGrom. Sneak tonight's game and we have a good shot at 3-out-of-4 and an outside shot at a sweep if Vargas doesn't get his tits lit.

=TransMonk post_id=7131 time=1555098298 user_id=71] I'm pretty sure I've found my next band's name.

Polar Bear sounds like a gay dude classification. It may be.

Hey guys, I feel like you should know about this mystery I just mostly solved. After Pete hit that bomb last night, my gf starting googling him on her phone, and she reported to me that he had not one, but two nicknames listed on Wikipedia - the Polar Bear, and get this.... Piss Missile Pete! I was excited to tell you guys this incredible news, but I lazily didn't want to type this post on my phone last night so I waited til today. But I looked just now and... Dun Dun DUNNNNN..... someone has edited his page and Piss Missile Pete is no more! There's about 20 edits to his page from yesterday alone, so someone added it and someone else quickly yanked it! Google searches for "Piss Missile Pete" yield only 3 hits, two of them are this dude: Tweet 1: Tweet 2: The third is this guy on Reddit: The only remaining questions are: 1) Are the twitter guy and reddit guy the same guy? 2) Why has Piss Missile Pete not caught on? It's clearly better than Polar Bear. 3) Is this person or persons one of us??? PS - there will now be 4 hits on Google.

That record is great. A few copies on eBay. Looks like interviews and game clips?

I'm now afraid to post

I'd take 27 outs in the first inning, hope to run up a nice, big cush, and hope my pitchers don't need "breaks" to hold that lead.

Ozzie is 22 and pretty well established. That deal is crazy friendly for ATL.

Hot damn, Ozzie Albies just signed an extension for $5M a season. For real. 7 years, $35M plus 2 club options ($7M each). I wonder if he'll be happy or pissed tonight.