...this time making public overtures for Chipper Jones. How perfect would that be on every level if they Yanks could coax Chipper out of retirement? He'd be a perfect, perfect Yankee (clean-shaven, smiley, old, broken, overpaid) and would piss off the entirety of the Atlanta fan base by tainting the back of his baseball card with a little NY(A) on the very last line after 19 straight ATL's. It's that last part that would keep it from happening, but I'd love to read the quotes from his press conference. "My hearts, of course, in Atlanta, but wearing these pinstripes is every kid's dream..." No one would win in this scenario except for me.