The Uncle Tom Glavines are always impeccably dressed, well-spoken and conservative in their politics. They oppose affirmative action, play golf at the country club and listen to Barry Manilow. When they're not at their summer homes in the Cape, they gather at Shea to support their man Tom Glavine. When Glavine paints the corner, they clap appropriately, being careful not to disturb others around them or ruin their manicures.