As slow-burn disasters go, the Wilponization of the Mets is up/down there for sure (and I realize that's the point here). For football-to-the-groin off-field emotional distress, though, it's hard for me to get around the big three of the death of Gil Hodges, the trade of Tom Seaver and the announcement that Doc Gooden tested positive for cocaine the first time. Memo to Stockholm: This could be next season's Derby topic.