I love the premise of this thread, it would just be such a Mets move. Who's your staff? Bench Coach: Edgardo Alfonzo Batting Coach: Cliff Floyd. I love Cliff Floyd, David Wright can still carry his bags. Ass't Batting Coach: John Olerud. ok, I'm cheating here as he didn't play with Wright, but Wright stole his Jersey number and he remains my favorite Met and a great pure hitter/beautiful swing. Pitching Coach: Pedro Martinez. his personality would be infectious in a good way! Bullpen Coach: John Franco - hey, you say you wanted to appease the fans with sentimental favorites! First Base Coach: tbd Third Base Coach: Lastings Milledge, the Mets dont reach third base unless they are rounding the bases on a solo homer, and who better to high five guys on a homerun and stir up trouble? Quality Control Coach: wtf is this?