WiFeY WaTCh: 2017

[MFS62]

Farmer Ted wrote: She's posting a photo with a Yankees cup at a Yankees game. Fuck her.

(Channeling Fman)
Do you think you could arrange that?
I'd love to try to turn her from the Dark Side.

Later

[Farmer Ted]

I haven't heard the term smokeshow since spring break 1987. What's old is new again, but not in a good way.

Here we are googling/stalking the heck out of wifey/girlfriends and that website actually has people working FULL-TIME doing that type of stuff. Interesting.

[Ceetar]

Farmer Ted wrote: I haven't heard the term smokeshow since spring break 1987. What's old is new again, but not in a good way. Here we are googling/stalking the heck out of wifey/girlfriends and that website actually has people working FULL-TIME doing that type of stuff. Interesting.

It's hive of villainy and scum...what's the quote? I haven't even seen Rogue One.

https://the-cauldron.com/how-barstool-sports-uses-social-media-as-a-weapon-7d440ab5f9e5

[Edgy MD]

Nancy Seaver, still a gardener, uses her Facebook page to post pictures of her cherry trees, Tom puttering around the Vineyard, and the occasional selfie.

Facebook

WWW.FACEBOOK.COM

[batmagadanleadoff]

I check into this thread maybe two or three times a year, if even that much. I have no idea what half the things in here even mean because I'm so social media illiterate. So what has cooby been doing with swimming pools?

And is this Seth Lugo's mom?

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[ashie62]

Nancy Seaver, still a gardener, uses her Facebook page to post pictures of her cherry trees, Tom puttering around the Vineyard, and the occasional selfie. https://www.facebook.com/nancy.seaver.7?hc_location=ufi

The link for the vineyard is the only place I could find some recently taken photos of Tom. Click Team members and such.

When I don't see an aging celebrity for some time I worry that they turn up in the National Enquirer in bad shape.

Tom looks good. Nancy and family also.

https://seavervineyards.com/

[Guest cooby]

I don't like Nancy's haircut. Is that guy named Vinyard Barbour?

[Guest 41Forever]

Would be cool to buy one of those sweet Seaver Vineyard caps Tom is wearing! But no way to do it through the website.

Note Anne Seaver's title. Wonder if her business card says that.

[Frayed Knot]

cooby wrote: Is that guy named Vinyard Barbour?

Actually it appears to be Barbour Vinyards. And if your name is Barbour Vinyards your career path is pretty much mapped out for you.

[Guest cooby]

well, he could have been a barber

[Edgy MD]

Meet Tommy Milone's [crossout]junior prom date[/crossout] wife Tina Milone, who tells me she has the best hubby EVER.

[fimg=500]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Dqi6mlkaars/maxresdefault.jpg[/fimg]

Tina likes animals, animal rights, their daughter Tina, and Bernie Brewer. Wait 'til she meets Mr. Met.

[stevejrogers]

Edgy MD wrote: Meet Tommy Milone's [crossout]junior prom date[/crossout] wife Tina Milone, who tells me she has the best hubby EVER. [fimg=500]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Dqi6mlkaars/maxresdefault.jpg[/fimg] Tina likes animals, animal rights, their daughter Tina, and Bernie Brewer. Wait 'til she meets Mr. Met.

Considering the Syndergaard War, which actually does sound like a comic book thing, Mr. Met could use some friends on the team!

[Edgy MD]

Meet Tiffany Ramirez.



Tiffany likes her faith, her husband, and her bulldog Bella. Lots. Hates United Airlines.

She went blonde for the wedding.

[Benjamin Grimm]

I hate to break it to her, but Bella looks more like a leopard than a bulldog.

[Guest 41Forever]

Edgy MD wrote: Meet Tiffany Ramirez.

So how come whenever I go to the ballpark the burly security guys search my backpack, and they are always, like, "You can't bring your bottled water or white leopard into the park!"

And then you have to go all the way back to the car, put the leopard in the back seat, crack the window a little and hope that he's OK during the game, or worry about some do-gooder calling the cops because they don't know that white leopards like a warm car. I mean, I wouldn't do it in August. But in May, maybe.

And then there are those "Bark in the Park" days where they want you do bring your dog. But if you bring your white leopard, it's like, "Sorry, that's not a dog." And you point out that dogs will poop all over the yard but white leopards use a box, it's like they don't want to hear it.

So, anyway, I don't know how he got the white leopard in there past security, so he must be pretty smart. I'll give him a chance. The wife seems nice.

[Guest cooby]

That is a beautiful cat!

[Edgy MD]

Also a beautiful post by 41forever.

[TransMonk]

http://m.mlb.com/video/v1416885383/mets-wives-girlfriends-spend-time-at-animal-shelter

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Interesting clip, Monk. It's hard to tell who's who but looks like Mr. I'm Almost As Good As Mike Trout is now a married man:




So looks like our Animal Lovers are Mrss. Warthen, Wright, Plawecki, Conforto and Walker left to right.

[TransMonk]

I think you have the lineup correct...though the vid caption on the MLB page says "The Mets' wives and girlfriends visit the...", so they may not all be Mrss.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Ah, that's not the chica we were looking at previously as Conforto's babe.

[Farmer Ted]

Are these lovely ladies REQUIRED to attend events such as this? What if, say, one has a verbal altercation with her baseball man, stays out late until 4 am sulking and drinking with her gal pals. Then continues to sulk while attending a Tupperware party the next morning (perhaps with a few mimosas in hand) and can't rid herself of a severe migraine headache just a few hours before said event? Would there be repercussions?

Edited May 23, 2017 by Guest

[MFS62]

A migraine is only as severe as your next day's starter.

Later

[Lefty Specialist]

Farmer Ted wrote: Are these lovely ladies REQUIRED to attend events such as this? What if, say, one has a verbal altercation with her baseball man, stays out late until 4 am sulking and drinking her gal pals. Then continues to sulk while attending a Tupperware party the next morning (perhaps with a few mimosas in hand) and can't rid herself of a severe migraine headache just a few hours before said event? Would there be repercussions?

It seems a little degrading. "Okay girls, now put on female-sized replica jerseys of your husband's/boyfriend's uniform and do cutesy things for the camera!"

I'm betting this was the last straw for Adriana Lima.

[Edgy MD]

Why do you hate kittens?

[Lefty Specialist]

Well, I'm more of a dog person.

And the Trump jokes here pretty much write themselves.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Lefty Specialist wrote: Farmer Ted wrote: Are these lovely ladies REQUIRED to attend events such as this? What if, say, one has a verbal altercation with her baseball man, stays out late until 4 am sulking and drinking her gal pals. Then continues to sulk while attending a Tupperware party the next morning (perhaps with a few mimosas in hand) and can't rid herself of a severe migraine headache just a few hours before said event? Would there be repercussions? It seems a little degrading. "Okay girls, now put on female-sized replica jerseys of your husband's/boyfriend's uniform and do cutesy things for the camera!" I'm betting this was the last straw for Adriana Lima.

I believe the thought of wearing a Harvey jersey drove her away.

[stevejrogers]

Is there a Rico thread for exes?

Adriana Lima Proclaims She’s Married To Herself
Is she making sologamy an even hotter trend?

[Edgy MD]

No.

[stevejrogers]

Half tempted to make one titled "All Met Exes Live In Texas"