Undereducated pitcher gets exhibitionally schooled

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Mets beat Tom Koehler and the Marlins, 11-0 today. Harvey 4 scoreless, Tehama 2 XBH.

[Frayed Knot]

Totally dominant pitching all around
Harvey: 4 IP, 1 H, 2 BB, 4 K
Familia: 1 perfect inning w/2 K
Blevins: 1 perfect / 1 K
Bastardo: 1 perfect / 2 K
Walters: 1 IP; 1 BB; 1 K
Carlyle: 1 IP, allowed 2 of the 3 Marlin hits but did manage to keep them off the board

12 NYM Hits including doubles from Tejada, De Aza, Monell, K. Johnson (?), Taijeron
and triples from Tejada & Lagares

Plus the two Miami pitchers most likely to make the squad were the ones we did all the damage to:
- Koehler: 3.2 IP, 4 runs 5 hits
- Brad Hand: 6 Runs on 6 Hits over 2 IP

[Edgy MD]

K. Johnson is likely organizational outfielder Kyle Johnson, probably floated up from minor league camp for the field trip to Jupiter.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

K. Johnson made an appearance in Last Trade With.

[Lefty Specialist]

Something innately funny about the phrase 'field trip to Jupiter'.

[Benjamin Grimm]

We took a field trip to Jupiter when I was in elementary school. We all had our bag lunches, including a can of grape soda wrapped in aluminum foil so it would stay a little bit cool. When the bus finally arrived we found that the surface was gas, there was a gigantic red storm, the gravity was too much for the human body to handle and there was no breathable atmosphere. We had to get back on the bus and go back him. Quite a disappointment!

[Guest d'Kong76]

For those already bored with bracket mania, today's Miami broadcast
is being replayed on MLB channel.

[Vic Sage]

"undereducated"... i get it! Hah! good one! ...bite me.
Go Wolves!

[dgwphotography]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: We took a field trip to Jupiter when I was in elementary school. We all had our bag lunches, including a can of grape soda wrapped in aluminum foil so it would stay a little bit cool. When the bus finally arrived we found that the surface was gas, there was a gigantic red storm, the gravity was too much for the human body to handle and there was no breathable atmosphere. We had to get back on the bus and go back him. Quite a disappointment!

That's what happens when you have Ms. Frizzle as your teacher...

[MFS62]

dgwphotography wrote: Benjamin Grimm wrote: We took a field trip to Jupiter when I was in elementary school. We all had our bag lunches, including a can of grape soda wrapped in aluminum foil so it would stay a little bit cool. When the bus finally arrived we found that the surface was gas, there was a gigantic red storm, the gravity was too much for the human body to handle and there was no breathable atmosphere. We had to get back on the bus and go back him. Quite a disappointment! That's what happens when you have Ms. Frizzle as your teacher...

Or drop some acid.
Later

[seawolf17]

I'M NOT EVEN MAD BECAUSE BASKETBALL

[Guest Mets Willets Point]

dgwphotography wrote: Benjamin Grimm wrote: We took a field trip to Jupiter when I was in elementary school. We all had our bag lunches, including a can of grape soda wrapped in aluminum foil so it would stay a little bit cool. When the bus finally arrived we found that the surface was gas, there was a gigantic red storm, the gravity was too much for the human body to handle and there was no breathable atmosphere. We had to get back on the bus and go back him. Quite a disappointment! That's what happens when you have Ms. Frizzle as your teacher...

Had the same thought.

[duan]

Can I ask is the Koehler dislike something to do with him going to Stoneybrook? And if so why?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

SeaWorld and NORAD are SBU grads. One time Wolfie said he was rooting for fellow grad Kohler when he beat the Mets and they've never been forgiven for that. Plus, I mean, go to a real school.

[seawolf17]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: SeaWorld and NORAD are SBU grads. One time Wolfie said he was rooting for fellow grad Kohler when he beat the Mets and they've never been forgiven for that. Plus, I mean, go to a real school.

It's not that I was rooting *for* him, per se. It's that I was rooting for him for like eight innings. And then we beat his pen. Worked like a charm.