IGT World Series Game 3 - 10/30/2015

[batmagadanleadoff]

Can you believe the luck these Royals are having? A botched double play. A fucking slow motion bowling ball roller that Syndergaard can't sccop up. A passed ball. A soft broken bat single and I lost track of how many strikes went as balls.

[Edgy MD]

Get down, drives by Mets. Get down!

[batmagadanleadoff]

It's 3-2 but it feels like the Mets are down by five. That's because the Royals offense is drawn out torture while the Mets homer you to death -- one clean blow.

[Guest Mets Willets Point]

I officially hate the Royals.

They are the human equivalent of a swarm of gnats.

[seawolf17]

batmagadanleadoff wrote: It's 3-2 but it feels like the Mets are down by five. That's because the Royals offense is drawn out torture while the Mets homer you to death -- one clean blow.

I know it's just perception, but I feel like every inning their leadoff guy gets on and causes chaos even when they don't score, whereas we're out 1-2-3 even when we hit the ball hard.

[Guest Mets Guy in Michigan]

A good, quick inning would do wonders here.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

batmagadanleadoff wrote: Can you believe the luck these Royals are having? A botched double play. A fucking slow motion bowling ball roller that Syndergaard can't sccop up. A passed ball. A soft broken bat single and I lost track of how many strikes went as balls.

They're very good at making short-swing contact. So they're okay with farting around with it-- Butcher boy, tomahawk, etc-- it seems. They court luck, so luck comes to them.

[Guest El Segundo Escupidor]

batmagadanleadoff wrote: It's 3-2 but it feels like the Mets are down by five. That's because the Royals offense is drawn out torture low.

Otherwise known as '86 Mets offense.

[Edgy MD]

"You have to be wearing a Major League uniform if you wanna catch that ball!"

Yeah, a glove might help too there, Buck.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Throw inside to everyone. Get them all pissed. More importantly, get them off sitting on the outside corner fastball.

[Guest El Segundo Escupidor]

Every Royals fan I've seen looks like they've been arse fucked by a corn cob

[Centerfield]

Fuck these Royals. I want 10 runs. Now.

[Guest Mets Guy in Michigan]

There we go! Now lets smack this guy around.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Syndrome!

[Guest Mets Guy in Michigan]

Nice, Thor!

[Edgy MD]

Roar like lions, Met fans.

[Guest Mets Guy in Michigan]

GRANDERBOOM!!!!

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

ARSE FUCKED WITH A CORN COB

[batmagadanleadoff]

Another clean blow. The Mets can score four runs in nine seconds.

[Valadius]

Grandy gets it done!

[Edgy MD]

My heart just left my mouth with some impressive exit velocity.

[Guest Mets Guy in Michigan]

Wow, a broken bat and the pitcher didn't throw the shard at Murphy.

Clemens STILL pisses me off!

[nymr83]

That was huge. Grannderson making sure Noah doesn't even need to run the bases.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Hey, did you know it was cold out there tonight? No? Just wait another minute, because Buck will mention it again.

[Edgy MD]

Some between-innings music for you.

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[Benjamin Grimm]

Come on now... Shutdown inning (s)

[seawolf17]

HOLY SHIT WE GOT THE LEADOFF GUY OUT

[Edgy MD]

Two strikes in a row looking?

Is this guy a real Royal?

[Guest Mets Guy in Michigan]

Feeling stronger!!!

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Oh, hey! They're allowed to strike out looking! Cool!