So, Um, This Hurts

[Edgy MD]

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I certainly don't doubt it for a second.

[seawolf17]

There's NO way we're worse than Phillies fans. They should have used the CPF in their calculations.

[Edgy MD]

The question I ask � and maybe actually reading the article might fill me in (and improve my grammar) � is whether intentionally colorful incorrect spellings and usages ("Ya gotta believe," "Let's go Mets" [without a comma], "I hat double-admission double-headers," etc.) get us dinged.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Moranic.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Whomever writed that articles was a looser.

[Frayed Knot]

I think that study is perfectly cromulent.

[Zvon]

Living proof that we Mets fans write more about our team than any other teams fans.

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

How much of this can be blamed on Joelmon?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

shut up you picklehead bite me

[MFS62]

The folks at Grammarly (whatever that is. It is underlined in red by my spell checker) must have had a lot of time on their hands.


Later

[Edgy MD]

I was thinking about the 'Mon earlier today. If I recall correctly, he hated Hamilton. In the first day after his expected appointment to GM, he had planned to release "Hamiltoe" and sign A-Rod by offering him everything but the tent.

[Ceetar]

This wouldn't be any more worthless if it was actually published by ClickHole.

because that's all it is. Clickbait. Just like those 'we ran some random data against the Facebook like database, and here's what we found!' articles. clickbait.

[Farmer Ted]

Fuck Grammerly. Or Grammarly. However it's spelled.

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: shut up you picklehead bite me

"Ode to a Picklehead" still cracks me up over 15 years later.

[Edgy MD]

Edgy, why are you cracking up at work?

To A Picklehead by Joelmon I have fun Kiss my ass if you don't like how I talk or write you picklehead, I care less. Now email me you dick

[Guest d'Kong76]

He pickleheaded me good a few times... I wish I had some of
that old stuff saved, particularly the really funny posts.

I wonder if all my ...'s over the last decade contributed to Mets
being number one on the list... I'll never know.

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

I'm dying!

[Edgy MD]

Yeah we may be behind Philadelphia in fanbase literacy, but evidence is clear that Joelmon totally moved the needle on his own.

I don't know if he defected along with Salamander Q, but last I saw, he was posting at Sons of Sam Horn.

[nymr83]

Edgy MD wrote: Yeah we may be behind Philadelphia in fanbase literacy, but evidence is clear that Joelmon totally moved the needle on his own. I don't know if he defected along with Salamander Q, but last I saw, he was posting at Sons of Sam Horn.

Sal is a red sox frontrunner now?

[Edgy MD]

He was, until they stopped running in front. Not so much anymore, last I checked. Draw your own conclusions.

[Lefty Specialist]

I always thought it was Cardinal fans.

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

Edgy MD wrote: I was thinking about the 'Mon earlier today. If I recall correctly, he hated Hamilton. In the first day after his expected appointment to GM, he had planned to release "Hamiltoe" and sign A-Rod by offering him everything but the tent.

I recall "Hamiltoe" as a METSSC nickname. Not that my memory is anything to go by.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Lefty Specialist wrote: I always thought it was Cardinal fans.

At least he didn't write "GET A BRIAN."