Yankees Suck 2015

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Here's an all-purpose Yankees Suck thread, inspired by this truck I tried to run off the road:

[MFS62]

Must have been a garbage truck.

Later

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Perfect.

[seawolf17]

Seriously. That was perfect; I feel like this thread is geared up for big things this year.

[Edgy MD]

What is the proper response to trolls who see discussion of good players on the Mets and butt in with "Enjoy while you can because he's haha going to be a yankee lol "?

What an awful way to root for a team. It's like the rich kid in an eighties film getting pulled over with a car full of coke and bragging that haha his dad will have him out in an hour and probably have the cop's badge too lol.

[Ceetar]

Edgy MD wrote: What is the proper response to trolls who see discussion of good players on the Mets and butt in with "Enjoy while you can because he's haha going to be a yankee lol "? What an awful way to root for a team. It's like the rich kid in an eighties film getting pulled over with a car full of coke and bragging that haha his dad will have him out in an hour and probably have the cop's badge too lol.

"Yes, after he wins a championship or two with the Mets and gets old. The Yankees are obsessed with over the hill championship Mets and Red Sox"

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

I was assured by MFY fans in the past that Pedro Martinez and Nomar Garciaparra would be donning the pinstripes.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Derek Jeter: 2 Witness an Icon will soon be airing on MLB.
Set your dvr's, there will be a test next week.

He retired recently, in case you hadn't heard. He was really
really really good!

[Fman99]

I hope this story goes on, just like this, for months and months.

A-Rod is in "unbelievable shape." Yankees have to "anticipate the worst."

[Ceetar]

[Centerfield]

Crazy. I didn't expect that they would sign Headley and give up on A-Rod at 3rd. Don't they already have Beltran at DH? Do they still have Ichiro? Sometimes I feel like the MFY's have more roster spots than everyone else.

[Frayed Knot]

Cashman has already chimed in with saying that ARod wasn't the same player offensively or defensively even prior to the suspension. He also wasn't hitting RHPs very well either.
btw, last time he played as many as 140 games? ... [u:uo3z9rsy]2007[/u:uo3z9rsy]


No, Ichiro is no longer on their roster.
NYY DHs in 2014: Beltran 76, Soriano 25, Jeter 15, McCann 13, Ellsbury 5, Teixeira 4, Pirela 2 (I have NO idea who this is), Johnson 2 (that would be Kelly), Young 2 (Chris who they also re-signed), Romine 1

[Ceetar]

Centerfield wrote: Crazy. I didn't expect that they would sign Headley and give up on A-Rod at 3rd. Don't they already have Beltran at DH? Do they still have Ichiro? Sometimes I feel like the MFY's have more roster spots than everyone else.

They're gonna run Beltran in the OF and break him, the bastards.

[batmagadanleadoff]

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Edited December 17, 2014 by Guest

[Guest d'Kong76]

Frayed Knot wrote: btw, last time he played as many as 140 games? ... 2007

That's astounding, never would have guessed that.