IGT 7/24/13 - ATL@NYM - Pastings on Hudson

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Jeremy Hefner, whose last outing caused his ERA to inflate faster than Fman's prom date, gets back on the horse tonight and faces Tim Hudson and the Atlanta Braves.

Hudson has won three of his last four starts but hasn't been especially effective in doing so, allowing 12 ER in 27 innings (4.00 ERA), striking out 15 while walking seven. He was very good the last time he faced the Mets, but this prognosticator sees Hefner returning to his pre-ASG excellence and Hudson leaving before the fifth, his head hung down and a big crooked number up on the board for the Mets.

[ashie62]

Need this series headed to Gnatland...

[Chad ochoseis]

Swan Swan H wrote: Jeremy Hefner, whose last outing caused his ERA to inflate faster than Fman's prom date

The difference is that Fman's inflatable had some decent curves.

[Centerfield]

I keep reading this thread title as "Pasties on Hudson".

Which, if you are picturing Tim Hudson is kind of gross.

So instead you can picture Kate Hudson. Which is kind of grosser.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Young � LF
Murphy � 2B
Wright � 3B
Byrd � RF
Davis � 1B
Nieuwenhuis � CF
Recker � C
Quintanilla � SS
Hefner - P

vs.

Simmons - SS
Heyward - CF
J Upton - RF
Freeman - 1B
McCann -C
Gattis - LF
Uggla - 2B
C Johnson - 3B
Hudson - P

[G-Fafif]

Gotta give the Mets the edge at catcher as there are no known hearts floating out from the face of Brian McCann.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

G-Fafif wrote: Gotta give the Mets the edge at catcher as there are no known hearts floating out from the face of Brian McCann.

McCann, Gattis and Laird may be among the best hitting catching squads in the league, but they are also one of the ugliest.

[G-Fafif]

Swan Swan H wrote: G-Fafif wrote: Gotta give the Mets the edge at catcher as there are no known hearts floating out from the face of Brian McCann. McCann, Gattis and Laird may be among the best hitting catching squads in the league, but they are also one of the ugliest.

If anybody calls Recker "pretty subpar," some of us choose to hear Recker called pretty.

[Edgy MD]

Is it me or are half of these Braves sharing the same beard?

[Edgy MD]

Orange sherbert "Los Mets" jerseys tonight.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Edgy MD wrote: Orange sherbert "Los Mets" jerseys tonight.

Do the Braves wear their red jerseys on the road? That would be a cacophony of color.

[ashie62]

Centerfield wrote: I keep reading this thread title as "Pasties on Hudson". Which, if you are picturing Tim Hudson is kind of gross. So instead you can picture Kate Hudson. Which is kind of grosser.

Thinking of Kate Hudson can lead to thinking of Alex Rodriguez...

[Zvon]

Edgy MD wrote: Orange sherbert "Los Mets" jerseys tonight.

I like em. But I'm a gaudy sob. You gotta figure if these are now the Los jerseys they will eventually work their way into the rotation. Give it 3 yrs.

Nice pop from Muff.

[Zvon]

[Zvon]

Oh man, Gattis clocked that one.

[Zvon]

Hudson Ks the side with some nasty stuff.

[Zvon]

On MLBtv they have 3 replays for this game and one of em is the Freeman foul that broke the glass.

[Zvon]

Shit. Thats a freaky thing. Wright hit himself pretty hard in the back of the head with his own bat on his follow through. The bat broke. Sheesh. Looks like he's okay.

[Zvon]

Uggs with a 3 run chopboom. Down 4-0.

One run, ten runs. Dont matter if we dont score no runs. Score some runs. Runs need to be scored. Runs please. How many ways can I put it?!

[Zvon]

Well Hef, you gotta keep us in the game. 2 run blast from that Brave SS Simmons.
0-6

[Zvon]

Old Hef alert! Pulled in the 5th.

[Frayed Knot]

Zvon wrote:

That's at least the third time this year that glass has been broken. They need to get themselves whatever the Marlins are using to enclose those fish tanks.
Lousy cheap-ass Wilpons!!

[Zvon]

Frayed Knot wrote: Zvon wrote: That's at least the third time this year that glass has been broken. They need to get themselves whatever the Marlins are using to enclose those fish tanks. Lousy cheap-ass Wilpons!!

I imagine if that gets hit again tonight it won't hold together. They should make that so they can just slide that plate of glass out and slide another in.

[Zvon]

And that's how great this game has been tonight, down 6-0, with nothing happening. We are talking about broken glass.

[Guest Kong76]

I'm confused.

[Zvon]

So, to continue..
I was a big fan of The Man From Uncle as a kid and when they showed that camera view from behind I instantly thought of Napolian Solo.

[Zvon]

Kong76 wrote: I'm confused.

I usually am but I've been paying attention tonight. A bad night to start paying attention.

[Fman99]

Swan Swan H wrote: Jeremy Hefner, whose last outing caused his ERA to inflate faster than Fman's prom date, gets back on the horse tonight and faces Tim Hudson and the Atlanta Braves.

Hey, laid is laid.

[Zvon]

I got the UNCLE gun Christmas, 1966.



Hey Mets, score some runs or Im gonna keep yakkin.

[Zvon]

I think I had all the stuff on that page. 3.77$ for the UNCLE gun! I should have gotten two.

Right after I got it I went to my friends house to show him and his dog must have thought I was a threat cuz it charged me and knocked the gun out of my hand. Broke the silencer part. If I didnt cry on the outside, I was crying on the inside.


SCORE SOME FUCKIN RUNS U BUMS! DO SOMETHING-ANYTHING!