One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2013

[Fman99]

Jealous bitch rides in Honda.

[metirish]

cool professional douchebag males eat from Taco Bell

[Edgy MD]

As somebody who gets different between-inning fun than y'all, I'd appreciate if you could link to an online version of these ads.

[Edgy MD]

I'm getting a continuous loop of commercials featuring Aubrey Plaza being mean to college students.

[metirish]

I can't find the Taco Bell commercial , even in their YouTube channel.

[metirish]

found it

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[Ceetar]

Wireless carriers are all old-west cowboys, but T-Mobile dares to be different, dons pink hat.

I believe LGTBA is dubbing the same commercial.

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[Guest d'Kong76]

Extended version not being shown on games:

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Stevie serves up a pint of horse hockey.

[Fman99]

I refuse to provide any supplemental video evidence. The point is the banality of the ads -- you're getting exactly as much pertinent information from my concise summations than you would from burning 30 additional seconds of your life away.

You're welcome.

[Lefty Specialist]

Hey, other states- New York is so awesome WE'RE STEALING YER JAHBS!!!!

[Fman99]

Ambiguously gay men discuss pleasant smells and the benefits of the Honda CRV in a supermarket parking lot.

[Lefty Specialist]

Local pedophile lures neighborhood children into his van with promises of coffee and office supplies.

[Fman99]

Child shills for both "Ironman 3" and FIOS in the name of science, while inducing roof repairs at home, and possibly securing future pussy for himself.

[Fman99]

Kids aspiring to be adorable end up sounding douchey, much to the consternation of the American Honda Motor Corporation.

[Ceetar]

Bar that hasn't heard of indoor refrigeration employs a complicated system of ice climbers to deliver beer to the customer.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

That's a LOT of mascots you've got there, GEICO.

[Lefty Specialist]

Rather than using large ships to transport their cars to America, Fiat prefers to drive them across the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.

[Fman99]

Don't smoke, you'll end up in your undershirt, coughing in a mirror and you'll be bald.

[Centerfield]

Car dealership declines to pay for rights to MFY logos, decides to dress ugly spokegirl in MFY-like gear to piss us off.

[metirish]

Vista Print

people still use business cards, really

[Zvon]

I don't think I see the same commercials. Anyways:

Cheerleader girl from Heroes is a little bit country and a little bit Sex In The City.

[Centerfield]

"I was surprised by how little it costs."

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

The Daily News gives away many prizes that are not a bag of wine, a chance to wrestle a bear, or a passive-aggressive trip to Philly.

[Frayed Knot]

Cute chick cock-teases her way through a rainstorm under a variety of umbrellas.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Former sitcom second banana says 'hose' like a million times.

[Frayed Knot]

A disproportionally large percentage of people on commercials are redheads.

[Zvon]

Fat people don't recognize Dracula.

[Fman99]

Coors Light turns respectable urban folk into pimps and surfers and bikini bitches.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Wrong thread. Nothing to see here. Return to your homes.

[Fman99]

If you're going to Las Vegas and also have an interest in bestiality, be sure to pick the right hotel.