One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2013

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Japanese entry-level luxury car is exactly the same as every other Japanese entry-level luxury car.

[Edgy MD]

Bo Jackson saying "I played 18 holes, but I could have played 36": is one weak-assed endorsement.

[Zvon]

Computer voice lady picks a side.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Bimba runs from umbrella to umbrella to get to her ugly
Cadillac and doesn't have a drop of rain on her raincoat
when she hops inside.

[Frayed Knot]

Kong76 wrote: Bimba runs from umbrella to umbrella to get to her ugly Cadillac and doesn't have a drop of rain on her raincoat when she hops inside.

I simply call her the umbrella whore.

[Fman99]

This is the money...

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

"Invest your child's future in baby food."

[Edgy MD]

I had to check out that Cadillac commercial. How did the agency sell that? "See, your target demographic is rich, un-self-aware, manipulative, hateful young women. They're EVERYWHERE. We're gonna make you a ton of dough."

[Ceetar]

Edgy MD wrote: I had to check out that Cadillac commercial. How did the agency sell that? "See, your target demographic is rich, un-self-aware, manipulative, hateful young women. They're EVERYWHERE. We're gonna make you a ton of dough."

I imagine they phrased it more like "Self-assured modern 'Sex and the City' woman"

[Edgy MD]

But how many of them can there be with that kind of disposable income? Is the target is "kept women spending their sugar daddy's dough?" Do they drive monstrous SUVs? I imagine that if they live in the city, they take cabs everywhere?

If the target is women who aren't kept women but think they're cool and sexy enough to be, they just don't have that kind of scratch, and what money they do have goes into shoes and accessories and gym memberships.

[Ceetar]

Edgy MD wrote: But how many of them can there be with that kind of disposable income? Is the target is "kept women spending their sugar daddy's dough?" Do they drive monstrous SUVs? I imagine that if they live in the city, they take cabs everywhere? If the target is women who aren't kept women but think they're cool and sexy enough to be, they just don't have that kind of scratch, and what money they do have goes into shoes and accessories and gym memberships.

I imagine there are quite a lot of young women working in city with plenty of income to buy a new car (of course, the whole 'working in the city but your car is just sitting there parked in the perfect spot' bit..) and yes, shoes and accessories too.

[Edgy MD]

It's a different world from the city I used to live in. In my day, they spent the Cadillac money on blow. Caddies were for suburban women that they were contemptuous of (but destined to become).

[Ceetar]

Edgy MD wrote: It's a different world from the city I used to live in. In my day, they spent the Cadillac money on blow. Caddies were for suburban women that they were contemptuous of (but destined to become).

Cadillac is definitely trying to promote a younger, hipper (and target woman as well I guess) vibe. (and more affordable)

But this IS aimed at those suburban women, the ones that wish they were the hip city chick. chic?

My image of these city girls is that they're contemptuous of cars and driving anyway. "What, leave the city/Manhattan? why?"

[metirish]

How did Cadillac go from old man cars to young urban demographic?

[Lefty Specialist]

Curtis Sliwa embarrasses himself by becoming the Guardian Angel of high-volume car dealers.

[Lefty Specialist]

Camel is a barrel of laughs on Wednesday, but certainly will be back to biting and spitting on his co-workers come Thursday.

[Guest d'Kong76]

How can the three half-wits have ordered their Dunkin Donut
iced drink if they didn't know what it was called?

[Zvon]

Googles a guy and Bing is a babe.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

That Bryce Harper, what an actor.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Jeweler is too lazy and/or stupid to think of an idea for his own commercial, so he blatantly rips off a popular beer ad.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

The guy who started Gristedes is running for mayor... and melting, apparently.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I used to talk to him all the time. He has a freewheeling blunt charm and I think has a good heart. But that didn't make him a good grocer, much less a good mayor.

[Frayed Knot]

Parking scofflaw and credit card delinquent chick can, and probably will, beat the shit out of you if you cross her.

[Lefty Specialist]

Jan meets an inordinate amount of stupid people, then sells them Toyotas without ever leaving her receptionist desk.

[Frayed Knot]

So, aside from the people being paid to make the movie itself, do you suppose there were as many as ten people on this planet who said: you know what would be a good idea for a movie: Grown-Ups 2'?

[Frayed Knot]

Jay-Z explains the basis of his new album by sounding like a blithering idiot.

[Lefty Specialist]

Boy at camp shows girl his log, makes her gasp.

[Chad ochoseis]

Creepy midget stalks lottery ticket buyers.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

When an alien attack threatens the Earth's existence, giant robots piloted by humans are deployed to fight off the menace.

(That's the IMDB description. Here's mine)

131 minutes of unwatchable images and unbearable noise.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

"I'm usually the turkey girl" she says. Because she likes to get stuffed, heh heh heh.