IGT 4/3/2013: SDP @ NYM -- Head'less Padres in Topless Park

[Zvon]

YEA! Back to the dugout Cabrera!

[Guest themetfairy]

Zvon wrote: Gary said it's 42 degrees and windy. Zvon wrote: 42 degrees w/20 mph winds. Thnx Gar Jinx. Buy metfairy a Coke. Coke, beer, martini, whatever she wants.

LOL

[Gwreck]

Kaboom (albeit a cheapie) for Buck

[Zvon]

Okay Mr Buck. Ill make you some.

[Guest The Second Spitter]

My name's Buck and I like to _____ opposing pitchers!

[Edgy MD]

I don't know about you, but I'm Buck naked.

[Edgy MD]

"Did you hear the ovation that Teuf got on opening day?"

"Yeah! They love you '86 Mets."

"Well... we can understand that."

[Guest The Second Spitter]

WTF is up with the Camo gloves, Keith?

[Guest The Second Spitter]

[Edgy MD]

I love how aggressive Havey is in the zone. These pitches are unquestionably strikes, but seem to be a place and speed that the batter absolutely isn't expecting and gives up on early. Everything hard, too.

Like David Cone with a strong upper body. I don't even want to make any comparison that rhymes with "weaver."

After years of watching Pelfrey get ahead and then bounce two curveballs away that fooled very few, it's revelation.

[Zvon]

Ronnie: "Cowgills like a human muscle running down there."

lol

[Zvon]

Yahooeeeee!

Last two games is a small sample but these Pads have been fundamentally unsound.

[Guest The Second Spitter]

I'm sorry Ike.

[Zvon]

And as Im typing that the booth says the same.

YEAAAAAAAA!

[Edgy MD]

Welcome to 2013, Ike.

Best .125 hitter I've ever seen.

[Frayed Knot]

So at what point do we start using the phrase; 'too good for the rest of the league' ?


Just asking.

[Edgy MD]

Davis lands the big punch but Marlon Byrd gets credit for the knockout.

[Lefty Specialist]

Frayed Knot wrote: So at what point do we start using the phrase; 'too good for the rest of the league' ? Just asking.

When they do this to the Nats and Braves on a regular basis.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

This is too great. Pour it on.

[Edgy MD]

Zvon wrote: And as Im typing that the booth says the same. YEAAAAAAAA!

Ike's not only an enormous baseball monster, but he's so scary that his teammates wear away unis at home, because they're unworthy to share his sartorial choices.

And Nick Hundley dresses like a National, because if Ike gets angry he doesn't want to be recognized.

[Zvon]

Edgy MD wrote: Ike's not only an enormous baseball monster, but he's so scary that his teammates wear away unis at home, because they're unworthy to share his sartorial choices. And Nick Hundley dresses like a National, because if Ike gets angry he doesn't want to be recognized.

You understand my art!

[Edgy MD]

How miserable must it be for a Padre fan to open the season this way?

Poor Jerry Lewis.

[metirish]

This is fun.....Gary trying to temper any wayward expectations.


taking glee in telling us the score in the Bronx.

[Fman99]

Mr. Met Puppet Guy wrote: "This is gonna be great, huh, Mr. Met?" "Huh?" "Don't worry, I brought you a sweater."

I hope to see 1000 posts from Mr. Met Puppet Guy in 2013.

[Guest The Second Spitter]

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[Lefty Specialist]

[Guest The Second Spitter]

[Fman99]

So much to love here. Quality artwork by Zvon matched by quality baseball on SNY.

[Ceetar]

Bang for the Buck.

[Zvon]

Fman99 wrote: So much to love here. Quality artwork by Zvon matched by quality baseball on SNY.

Don't forget Splitters Ks. I <3 the Ks.