2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries

[Fman99]

Two subtly gay guys eat Sonic drive though in a car together while resisting the urge to say something clever.

[Guest themetfairy]

Anti-Smoking PSA's figure out that if they aren't so gross, people might actually watch them.

[Fman99]

Asian bitch talks to herself about a phone for an excessive amount of time.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

BOI MOI GRASS; OI SWEAR I'M SCOTS!

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

**** climbs mountain.

[Frayed Knot]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: BOI MOI GRASS; OI SWEAR I'M SCOTS!

Scottish is one of the few impressions/accents you can do in a totally comical over-the-top stereotypical way and not get called on it by the PC police.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

You can tell when the Scot you're speaking to is legit when you can't understand anything he says.

[TransMonk]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: **** climbs mountain.

I wish she would close that fucking gate.

[Ceetar]

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[Centerfield]

TransMonk wrote: John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: **** climbs mountain. I wish she would close that fucking gate.

All kidding aside, do people really do stuff like this? I mean, that seems suicidal.

[G-Fafif]

Wonder if Celine Dion's room is the same one used by that hooker the last coupla years.

[Frayed Knot]

Centerfield wrote: TransMonk wrote: John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: **** climbs mountain. I wish she would close that fucking gate. All kidding aside, do people really do stuff like this? I mean, that seems suicidal.

Sometimes it is.

[Lefty Specialist]

Subway sandwiches lead to a romantic gay interlude in Venice.

(This seems to be an unfortunate trend)

[Guest themetfairy]

Xerox workers make our beloved Mr. Met feel like a deformed freak.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I can't bleev I almost klld that kid while txtng u LO

[TransMonk]

Does Mr. Met really have feelings that can be hurt by mentioning his physical characteristics?

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

Since I watch games on MLB TV, I don't see any of these commercials. I have to admit that some of these summaries have me curious.

[Ceetar]

TransMonk wrote: Does Mr. Met really have feelings that can be hurt by mentioning his physical characteristics?

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[TransMonk]

Mets � Willets Point wrote: Since I watch games on MLB TV, I don't see any of these commercials. I have to admit that some of these summaries have me curious.

I've got the free Extra Innings preview this week, so after Sunday, I'll be switching to MLB.TV, too. SNY only has about 25 different ads they show during the games, so they become rote after awhile.

I just got DIRECTV back last week after moving into a new place, and boy did I miss it. I won't get SNY on the TV during games this season, but I get the pre and post game shows. And I still get the SNY broadcast for the games via MLB.TV.

I can't say I'll miss their in-game commercials.

[Lefty Specialist]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: I can't bleev I almost klld that kid while txtng u LO

Awesome.

[Ceetar]

My wife's favorite:

Cat is disturbed by child who won't poop in the sandbox.

[Fman99]

Ceetar wrote: My wife's favorite: Cat is disturbed by child who won't poop in the sandbox.

The cat/dog commercials are all great. It almost makes up for 30-50 PSA's per game of the same kids getting killed in the road.

[Ceetar]

Fman99 wrote: My wife's favorite: Cat is disturbed by child who won't poop in the sandbox. The cat/dog commercials are all great. It almost makes up for 30-50 PSA's per game of the same kids getting killed in the road.

yeah, those shelter ones are great. the dog toy hide and seek one is great.

[Ceetar]

Stockboy, wisened up by reading a menu, mucks the winning hand to curry favor with the boss.

[Fman99]

Salma Hayek and her big Mexican bosoms dig the new menu choices at BK.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Don't forget, one of her boobs is Lebanese.

[Ceetar]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Don't forget, one of her boobs is Lebanese.

which one do you think?

[Benjamin Grimm]

I'll try to determine that next time she drops by.

[Fman99]

Two nebbushy fucks fail to sell coffee to local businesses.

[Fman99]

Idiots drink red fluids in mall that may contain urine and feces, all in the name of insurance pricing.