The Honus Wagner Ball

[MFS62]

If you've see the Audi ad, in which a guy found a baseball signed by Honus Wagner and gave it to his dog, what are your feelings?
He knows it is important, and still has chosen to give it to his dog to chew up.
Either he is someone who knows about, but doesn't care about, baseball history, or he has so much disposable income he thinks he can always find another one.
Either way, it not only makes me not want to buy an Audi, but it makes me want to drive down to my local Audi dealer and tell the manager how really stupid that ad is.

Later

[metirish]

I thought it was clear he has no idea who Wagner was? My feelings are that I am tired of the ad by now.

[Benjamin Grimm]

I haven't seen it yet. When is the Honus Wagner Ball? I need to rent a tux and find a date!

[A Boy Named Seo]

Don't be fooled by the newfangled Honda The Cubes and Smarty Cars, for they are the Jose Bautista's of the auto world. Plenty of hype about them now, sure, but where did they come from? Where will they take you? Will they leave you "stranded in the clutch"?

We are effing Honus Wagner. We are reliable, have long-standing credibility, and a fancy European name. Don't worry about your undereducated neighbor and his crappy "utility" Minivanwagon. Probably a Dodge Joe McEwing.

Don't be like him. Don't be ordinary or worse, ignorant. Get the "Hall of Fame" car. Get the Audi.

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[Guest Edgy DC]

Where can I find a Dodge McEwing? I'm ready to buy right now.

[metsmarathon]

i love my audi...

[Guest themetfairy]

Note to file - keep metsmarathon away from my baseballs....

[Fman99]

metsmarathon wrote: i love my audi...

I'm an inny.

[Guest attgig]

well, they're trying to say that people who own audi's recognize "true greatness", and people who don't, don't know honus wagner from joe mcewing.

[Lefty Specialist]

If your friend is monumentally stupid, yet thinks you have a really cool car, perhaps you might want to get rid of said car.