Rick Monday and Jay Johnstone

[Guest Edgy DC]

Both played for the Dodgers.

Both played for the A's.

Both played for the Cubs.

Both served in the Marines.

Both had pipes of gold.

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Good luck on making it past the first chorus.

[Frayed Knot]

I didn't make it through the intro.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Oh, man. Don't turn off Marilyn McCoo. Even in those atrocious pants, she had this funky sexy way of being flirtatious no matter what she was talking about, throwing her shoulders, hips, and chin into goofy canned gabbing about baseball that she probably didn't even understand. It was mesmerizing.

Big-time showbiz pro there --- introducing big-time showbiz amateurs. Sold gold.

[MFS62]

Let me guess. Paula Abdul worked on the choreography.

Later

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Note the employment of the newly-invented "high five" following the awkward striptease. The brio with which they practice it suggests making a show of it. Look at what we're doing!

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Edgy DC wrote: Oh, man. Don't turn off Marilyn McCoo. Even in those atrocious pants, she had this funky sexy way of being flirtatious no matter what she was talking about, throwing her shoulders, hips, and chin into goofy canned gabbing about baseball that she probably didn't even understand. It was mesmerizing.

Marilyn McCoo and Lynda Carter were the first ones that made me realize I liked girls.

[Willets Point]

Jessica Lange did it for me.

[Vic Sage]

Barbara Eden and Diana Rigg -- a double whammy.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Vivian Vance.

[Guest Edgy DC]

My thread got thighjacked.

[Vic Sage]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Vivian Vance.

that's just sick.

[A Boy Named Seo]

That was awesome. I was waiting for John Ashcroft's stunt double Rick Monday to go solo & break into 'Let the Eagle Soar'.

And Goldie Hawn's bare, perfect boobies did it for me.

[Guest Edgy DC]

John Ashcroft had more personality. Musically, though, Johnstone (or whoever is second from left and does the talking) is the real weak link here.

Congratulations to anybody who got through to the production-quality high fives. You get a sequined Dodger tee shirt.

[MFS62]

That's not official unless it has "Brooklyn" somewhere on it.
Later

[Lefty Specialist]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Vivian Vance.

You owe me a new keyboard.

[HahnSolo]

Jerry Reuss looks like what would happen if you combined Lucas Duda and the Geico "bro-stache" guy.

[dgwphotography]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Edgy DC wrote: Oh, man. Don't turn off Marilyn McCoo. Even in those atrocious pants, she had this funky sexy way of being flirtatious no matter what she was talking about, throwing her shoulders, hips, and chin into goofy canned gabbing about baseball that she probably didn't even understand. It was mesmerizing. Marilyn McCoo and Lynda Carter were the first ones that made me realize I liked girls.

It was a picture of Raquel Welch in a white bikini in the Daily News that did it for me.