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Really wanted Carter to pick up a ribbie there, so we could look back at the Wagner trade thread and laugh at how much we hated this guy at the time.


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Maybe the reason you shouldn't bring Frankie into tie games is because he's sucky now.


Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
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Oh, why not.




Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket
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Steve J Roger Fucking Bernadina


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Horrible.


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When we win this in the bottom of the ninth, Frankie's going to get ANOTHER vulture win!


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Maybe the reason you shouldn't bring Frankie into tie games is because he's sucky now.[/quote:2lioxz74]


Hmmmm, you may have a point there.


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I posit that there is no Willie Harris... not as we know him, anyway. I posit that the entity that we know as "Willie F. Harris" is actually more of a astral presence than an actual corporeal being. One that goes by many names-- Scratch, Azazel, Yadier-- and has worn many forms throughout its time here on earth, but one that does not age and otherwise remains constant in its malevolence and ability to make game-ending shoestring catches/throw shutouts with little-to-no-ability or major-league experience/hit tape-measure home runs off overpriced, histrionic closers.

Congrats on being its new host, human-formerly-known-as-Roger-Bernadina.


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Well, if you're going to spend the series giving up multiple HRs to non-HR hitters, multiple RBI hits to pitchers, and issuing walks to non-walkers (like Guzman) all over the place then you're going to lose the series more often than not.


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I move that the third and deciding game of all future series not be referred to as "condom" games in the IGT title.


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I move that the third and deciding game of all future series not be referred to as "condom" games in the IGT title.[/quote:12synm6p]

Seconded. HARD.


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Well, if you're going to spend the series giving up multiple HRs to non-HR hitters, multiple RBI hits to pitchers, and issuing walks to non-walkers (like Guzman) all over the place then you're going to lose the series more often than not.[/quote:1z0caxxj]

Or bunting with your third hitter, or using every reliever in every game, or not pinch-running on 2B when it's the tying run and your slowest runner.

Or just plain sucking with the bat.


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I move that the third and deciding game of all future series not be referred to as "condom" games in the IGT title.[/quote:144i2on6]

Seconded. HARD.[/quote:144i2on6]

Next possible candidate's not until the third game of the Yanks series anyway.


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Willie Harris, Justin Maxwell, Roger Bernadina: the Mets make mediocre Nationals look good.


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Video of the Bernadina catch here.

2 parts awesome, 1 part throw-up-in-mouth.


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A few clips down from that is the game-ending play at the plate in the O's game.

Like a breakaway in hockey, just dials up the heartbeat.

Gary Thorne's yelling makes it special too.


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