Look out, Ryan Braun

[Guest Edgy DC]

Or so says Shane Victorino, whose fashion choices have ranged from the seventies auto salesman/smalltime politician to frumpy pimp to the worst decision ever. But he's not afraid to get in the ring with the big boys, as he he's now starting his own $ignature line of Ed Hardy ripoff doucheware:



Fortunately, his debut shirt above is the only thing with his name in the store thus far (a "line" of one), which mostly produces gothic signature lines for ultimate fighters to and eXtreme sport athletes to sell to their sociopathic couch potato audiences.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

[Jon Gosselin] I'll take 12 [/Jon Gosselin]

[Benjamin Grimm]

I'd look like a total dweeb in that shirt.

[Guest Edgy DC]

You'd be a total dweeb in that shirt.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Then I guess the shirt works!

[Centerfield]

Are those teams coming from the skull's eyes? Does that say "Cryin' Hawaiian"?

[metirish]

It's like a vague Iron Maiden "Eddie "ripoff , you know if you buy that it's got to be at least two sizes to small so the muscles are bulging , another reason why I can't wear one.

[Fman99]

You know how many ugly chicks I could score with that shirt? Like, five!

[Guest Edgy DC]

Shane Victorino, you, sir, are no Ryan Braun.

[metirish]

His at bat music is Buffalo Soldier by Bob Marley , not seeing that in the shirt.

[seawolf17]

That would be the Hawaiian flag, by the way. I don't know why I had to look that up, but I did.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

It's like a vague Iron Maiden "Eddie "ripoff , you know if you buy that it's got to be at least two sizes to small so the muscles are bulging , another reason why I can't wear one.[/quote:2f4xtepf]

True.

But now I kinda want a new Eddie shirt.

[MFS62]

That would be the Hawaiian flag, by the way. I don't know why I had to look that up, but I did.[/quote:jyrif5eq]
The Hawaiian flag has a winged skull on it?

Later

[Centerfield]

Are those wings? I thought they were really big ears.