IGT 5/18/08 - Mets at MFYs

[metirish]

To Joe the minor leagues is like a box of chocolates .

[bmfc1]

I would like to take this opportunity to give "props" to my wife... we watch Desperate Housewives together on Sunday nights (it's what we do)... tonight is the season finale and when she heard that the Mets were playing the MFYs on Sunday night, she didn't even ask if we were going to watch or complain about not watching.

[Fman99]

Holy fuck. Nice of the YES network to loan their best apologist scriptwriters to ESPN for the night.

[Elster88]

If only Morgan had Forrest Gump's intelligence.

[Elster88]

Dammit stop hitting people Oliver.

[Fman99]

Elster88 wrote: If only Morgan had Forrest Gump's intelligence.

I'm sure Joe has ruined a few roommate's housecoats in his day.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

So does Giambi even get signed next year? Is there a market for a roid-tainted DH hitting below the Mendoza line?

[Zvon]

Perez hits Thongman.

Does he pitch into the 7th for the first time this season?
Im taking bets...


(not quite up to 90 pitches at this point)

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Fuck yeah he goes into the seventh.

[Zvon]

bmfc1 wrote: I would like to take this opportunity to give "props" to my wife... we watch Desperate Housewives together on Sunday nights (it's what we do)... tonight is the season finale and when she heard that the Mets were playing the MFYs on Sunday night, she didn't even ask if we were going to watch or complain about not watching.

....I'd keep her.

]Fuck yeah he goes into the seventh.

YEA BABY!

Now lets get some more insurance.

[Guest AG/DC]

I want Ollie all over the seventh, three righthanded batters coming up and everything.

[stevejrogers]

Now THIS is more like it!

9 more outs, come on Oliver!

[seawolf17]

Wang did a "good job of keeping them in the ballgame"? Come on, Joe. Seriously? Five -- shoulda been seven -- runs in seven innings? That's not good, dipwad.

[metirish]

Great play by Reyes right there , looking smooth and cool in the field.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Morgan going on about how Wang has done it again by going 6 or more innings and giving his team a chance by keeping them in the game.

Hey Joe, he got a little help from the umpires, don't you think.

[metirish]

You can't play the umps , blame Steve Bartman.

[Fman99]

Hey did you guys know that the Yankees are getting a new stadium?

The Mets are getting about as much attention as the Washington Generals do. Just imagine if the Yankees were winning.

Ollie's in the zone now.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

That new Yankee ballpark is one butt-assed ugly stadium.

[Zvon]

Nice smooth seventh.

[Guest AG/DC]

I'm willing to go with Ollie in the eighth. I'll settle for Feliciano. It's lefty-lefty-Superhero-lefty-lefty.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Fman99 wrote: Ollie's in the zone now.

I'd like to buy him a drink there and maybe let him do me afterward.

[seawolf17]

Jeter had to touch David's ass with the tag even though he was already on the bag, didn't he? Pervert.

[Guest AG/DC]

Jeter applying the tag 40 seconds after Wright slides in.

Blue already gave you three runs, Cappy.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Unorthodox sac, but it got the job done...

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

JCL - "I'd like to buy him a drink there and maybe let him do me afterward."

I'm happy with Ollie's effort, but not that much. NTTAWWT

[seawolf17]

"I'm not so sure he didn't leave early, Jon."

Go to hell, Joe.

[metirish]

Morgan is campaigning for Willie to keep his job in between swallows.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Morgan can't even concede that we can do a sac-fly properly.

[Zvon]

YES!

That was shallow and Abreu has an arm but we had to plate a run there.
WooT!


...no, he didnt leave early...

[apmorris]

WHen did Joe Morgan lose his mind?