Her name is S.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Y'all missing the point.

[Guest Edgy DC]

ITISCREEPY!

I'm a married man, kind of. Married to the Mets also.

Force of nature at loose in the office.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Now, Dickshot, you're crossing a line.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

See?

Sorry

[seawolf17]

Married, not dead.

Sharon? (This is where I'd put one of those little tongue-sticking out emoticons if they were allowed.)

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

This would be too cruel, she can't possibly be named Suzyn.

[willpie]

This seems like the kind of situation in which a well-placed Siobhan could wreak havoc.
To say nothing of Salome (well played, MFS, well played; there's a great Old 97's song by that name, incidentally). I guess they're not really minting Scheherezades anymore.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

I'm going with Sharlene.

[Guest Edgy DC]

So am I.

And not to no jive ass Yankee game, neither.

[Guest KC]

Have you seen nipples through the tight clothes? There's nothing hotter than
a woman dressed up for work with the head lights on.

(sorry, I'm late to this thread)

[Zvon]

Calling Sarah - J=green]e=blue]ll=indigo]y=orange]f=brown]i=olive]s=violet]h

Calling Sarah, crawling back to Sarah cause you're the one
I know it sounds unfair, she's like a painting standing there
I thank the heavens up above for the one I'm thinking of
Calling Sarah, crawling back to Sarah, cause you're the one
Sometimes it's awful hard to take, the way she takes me all the way
She's delicious beyond compare
I'd love to tell her but instead I stare
Calling Sarah, crawling back to Sarah
And when you ask me if I really love you I can't wait to tell you
And if you ever feel you don't believe and don't you trust your feeling
Cause it'd be so hard to take your away i wouldn't last one day
That's why I'm calling sarah crawling back to sarah
Calling Sarah, crawling back to Sarah cause you're the one
and when you ask me if i love you i say ye ye ye
and when i ask you if you want to you say ye ye ye
and when you ask me if i miss you you say ye ye ye
and when i ask if i can kiss you you say ye ye ye oh you say
and when you ask me if i love you i say ye ye ye oh i say
and when i ask you if you want to you say ye ye ye
and when you ask me if i miss i miss you i miss you
and when i ask if i can kiss you you say ye ye ye
Calling Sarah, crawling back to Sarah
Calling Sarah, crawling back to,
Cause you're the one

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

We must know what Sarah's wearing today...

[Guest Edgy DC]

When the Mets lose, she comes by my office and makes this pouty "poor baby" face.

[soupcan]

Next time coldcock her.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Half of me wants to do that.

[MFS62]

What does the other half want to do?

Later

[Guest Iubitul]

Edgy - every office has a Yankee fan temptress who tries to coax you to the dark side. Stay far, far away, or prepare yourself for years of heartache...

[Farmer Ted]

The old "I didn't see you coming around the corner of the cubicle is the reason why I spilled an entire iced latte on your blouse" trick was never employed by Maxwell Smart. I think this is a good time for you to give it a whirl.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Farmer Ted wrote: The old "I didn't see you coming around the corner of the cubicle is the reason why I spilled an entire iced latte on your blouse" trick was never employed by Maxwell Smart. I think this is a good time for you to give it a whirl.

Phineas J. Whoopie, you're the greatest.

[Vic Sage]

soupcan: "Next time coldcock her."
Edgy DC: " Half of me wants to do that."

Well, all of me wants to do half of that.

[MFS62]

Vic, that's sorta' what my response was alluding to, too.
LOL!
Well put.

Later

[Guest Edgy DC]

Our receptionist is flaming around the office cross-dressed today, sort of as a seventies momma. Not unlike Wilona from Good Times.

After visiting me and shaking his shit, I hear him a few offices down gushing about "Oh, girl, you're too much! With the fishnets, and the pumps! You GO!"

I'm afraid to look.

[Benjamin Grimm]

You really need to post a picture of her one of these days.

Like, today.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Afraid. To. Look.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

You don't have to torture us too.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I can't breathe. Misery loves company.

[Guest cooby]

Wait, are we posting a picture of S or the male receptionist?

[Guest Edgy DC]

I'm sure Carlos will be posting a picture of himself soon enough.

But, yeah, thinking of 'Los helps me breathe better.

Peeking.... Eh, not as flattering as I feared. Mets are still my team.

[Guest cooby]

How about one of them together? It'll take the edge off.

Speaking of edges, what are you dressed as, Edgy?

[Guest Edgy DC]

See the "What Are You Dressed As?" thread.