David Stearns Press Conference at 3 p.m.

[Centerfield]

No reason for the press conference announced.

[Cowtipper]

I saw on FOX News that someone leaked the details. The Mets are moving to Waukegan and will be called the Milkers, and every uniform will have a set of silicone udders dangling off the front. Weird decision, but okay.

[Centerfield]

Not questioning the credibility of the Fox News source, but Danny Abriano of SNY says it's a regularly scheduled press conference.

So I guess no Peralta extension.

[Benjamin Grimm]

So I guess no Peralta extension.

 

Oh, that would have been nice. I was thinking, based on my own professional experience, that he was going to announce the layoff of thousands of fans.

[Fman99]

I saw on FOX News that someone leaked the details. The Mets are moving to Waukegan and will be called the Milkers, and every uniform will have a set of silicone udders dangling off the front. Weird decision, but okay.

 

I'm a big Milkers fan, going way back, ask anyone

[MFS62]

I saw on FOX News that someone leaked the details. The Mets are moving to Waukegan and will be called the Milkers, and every uniform will have a set of silicone udders dangling off the front. Weird decision, but okay.

 

I'm a big Milkers fan, going way back, ask anyone

We don’t have to ask.

Somehow, we know.

Later

[Gwreck]

Stearns is optimistic that Lindor will be back for

Opening Day. Mets haven’t made a right field decision yet. Not much groundbreaking here.

[Lefty Specialist]

So, in other words, udderly useless.