JD Martinez Sucks

[Centerfield]

Speaking of Fucking Toast.





JD Martinez. By Month.



April (only 17 AB)

BA: 294

HR: 0

OPS: .647



May

BA: .278

HR: 5

OPS: .828



June

BA: .272

HR: 4

OPS: .874



July

BA: .235

HR: 2

OPS: .684



August

BA: .217

HR: 5

OPS: .729



September

BA: .075

HR: 0

OPS: .278



Last 30 days

BA: .147

HR: 2

OPS: .463



Inconceivable numbers for September. It's weeks of almost no production. Prolonged slump? Fucking Toast?

[Fman99]

He definitely carries the savory aroma of overcooked, blackened bread, prepared vertically and electrically and without consideration to duration or doneness.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

I have that "sports fan" disorder about Martinez. He looks like he doesn't care. I realize an even temperament is an advantage over a long season but it makes me madder to see him swing and miss so badly.



He looks like shit is what I'm saying

[MFS62]

Wow!

Didn't realize it was that dramatic.

He's aging faster than that guy in Raiders of the Lost Ark who didn't choose wisely.

Later

[metirish]

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: I have that "sports fan" disorder about Martinez. He looks like he doesn't care. I realize an even temperament is an advantage over a long season but it makes me madder to see him swing and miss so badly. He looks like shit is what I'm saying

This sums up how I feel, yet Keith keeps telling us what a great hitter he is

[Cowtipper]

I made this claim in a thread not long ago and our local pedants called me out on it.

[kcmets]

Left off BHMC in the sub line, let's remember where we're posting.

[ashie62]

=Cowtipper post_id=171098 time=1726869223 user_id=166]
I made this claim in a thread not long ago and our local pedants called me out on it.